"I WAS DRUNK" SAID MY STUD
"YEAH, YOU NEVER DRINK?"
"I DO SOMETIMES. WELL. I DUNNO I JUST GOT DRUNK. LIKE I'VE DONE THAT 5 TIMES IN MY WHOLE LIFE"
"AND THEN?"
"YOU WAITED FOR ME TO GET DRUNK, THEN YOU GOT DRUNK AND STARTED TO BOTHER ME. HAD NO IDEA WHO YOU WERE"
"YEAH. YOU JUST MAKE ME NERVOUS... I CAN SAY IN MY DEFFENSE..."
"BUT YOU DID KNOW ABOUT ME... I WAS SO DRUNK I FIGURED THAT OUT LIKE A WEEK LATER..."
"AND?"
"YOU KNOW? GOD STARTED TO STALK ME..."
"REALLY???" I ASKED. "HOW? WHY? CAN U EXPLAIN???"
"WELL, IN DREAMS, OR I WAS WALKING AND I COULD NOT STOP WATCHING "WATCH OUT" AND "DON'T DO IT" ADVERTISING. EVEN STOP TRAFFIC SIGNS. I TOLD YOU THAT RELATIOSHIP JUST DOES NOT WORK... IF YOU CAN CALL THAT A RELATIONSHIP"
"OH GOD!!! WHY HE DID THAT?"
"THAT WAS NOT REVERSE PSICHOLOGY, YOU KNOW? BUT HE WANTED TO MAKE CLEAR YOU WERE TOXIC. BUT I MADE MY RESEARCH AS YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE... WHO CAN DO THAT..."
"AND?"
"WELL GOD KEPT STALKING ME. GUESS HE THOUGHT MY LOVE WAS BLIND. AND YOU KNOW??? NO IT WASN'T!!!"
"I DON'T GET IT?"
"WELL... GUESS HE WAS TRYING TO MAKE CLEAR THAT YOU WERE KINDA VERY VERY TOXIC... YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"
"I DO. WHY THAT... """GUY""" CAN THINK HE CAN TELL YOU WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO DO IF HE WAS INVOLVED IN THE SECOND IMPACT SHIT???"
"THE SAME I SAY... GUESS THAT IN THE STATES IS ILLEGAL. I SOOO NEEDED A RESTRICTION ORDER!!!! BUT CHILEAN LAW IS DIFFERENT, SO MAYBE HE THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE NO CONSECUENCES..."
"WHAT... THE...???"
"WELL, GUESS THAT HE DID INFLUENCED MY WORK SOMEHOW..."
"HOW? WHAT???"
"YES" SAID THE CUB HAPPILY SMILING " I THINK IN THE END THAT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE ASSEMBLAGE I MADE WITH MY NINTENDO WII. YOU KNOW? I MADE THAT SHIT PEACES!!! THAT MADE ME FEEL SO GOOD!!! AND FINALLY I COULD UNDERSTAND EXPRESSIONIST ART. BUT I DID THAT. NOT GOD"
"SO HE WAITED FOR YOU TO FALL FOR ME TO START STALKIN YOU???"
"I HAVE A CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD. IT DOES NOT WORK, NO IT DOES NOT. BUT IN MY APPRECIATION HE'S LIKE ALL THE TIME SLEEPING, HOPING FOR US TO HAVE FAITH... OR SOMETHING LIKE IT"
"TOXIC? IF I'M TOXIC... WHAT IS GOD???"
"-------NO COMMENTS!"
