WE SAW A DEMENTOR!!!!

SO WE WERE WALKING DOWNTOWN. MY BOYFRIEND SMOKING.

"YOU SAW IN THE SUPERMARKET DIDN'T SELL CIGARS???" SAID MY STUD "BUT WHEN I ASKED IF THEY SOLD ALCOHOL I WAS TOLD """PLEASE COME ON IN"""

"YEAH..."

"I GUESS IN THE FRONT DOOR SHOULD BE A BIG POSTER LABELED """WE ARE CYNIC AND WE LIE"""

"SURE..."

"THEY DO SELL ALCOHOL AND NOT CIGARS IN PHARMACIES, BUT I BELIEVE THAT LIE A LITTLE BIT MORE, AS THEY DO SELL DRUGS TOO... THE NIGHT IS SO WARM IT FEELS LIKE SUMMER" SAID THE CUB "WE'RE NEAR SPRING AND..."

"YOU'RE VERY HAPPY TODAY" I SAID

"YES... GUESS I FACED MY FEARS AND IT WAS SO THRILLING I FEEL GREAT... YOU DON'T"

"I... KINDA"

AND... ALL OF A SUDDEN I FELT COLD.

"NOW IT'S FREEZING!!!" I SAID.

"YEAH ITS GLOBAL CLIME PROBLEM"

"YOU THINK?"

"WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE? NOTHING ELSE!"

AND WE SAW IT. THE WINDOWS ON THE BUILDINGS STARTED TO MAKE ICE...

"GUESS THE CLIME PROBLEM IS WORS THAN I THOUGHT" SAID THE CUB LIKE IT WAS THE MOST NORMAL THING....

"WHY I HAVE THE SENSATION IT COULD BE... SOMETHING ELSE???"

"WHAT? C'MON! NOTHING'S WONNA HAPPEN. YOU ARE PARANOID"

"THEN TELL ME WHAT IS THAT CLOAKED BLACK THING THAT IS FLOATING IN THE AIR TOWARDS US" I SAID...

"THE HELL! WHAT'S THAT!"

"YOU DON'T KNOW?"

"A DEMENTOR!!! SHIT!!! WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO? I DUNNO THE PATRONUS SPELL!!!"

"LET'S SEEE... THINK IN ME!"

"YEAH, I GOT SCARED LIKE HELL AND NERVOUS AS JELLY, AND I'LL BE ABLE TO?"

"SO YOU DON'T WANT TO KISS THE DEMENTOR???"

"OF COURSE NOT! IT IT IS NOT VAMP, NOR FAIRY, NOT MUTANT, NOT GOOD LOOKING.... WRONG NUMBER!!! IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN!"

"LOOK CUB, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!!"

"LIKE HIDE???"

"TRIE TO THINK IN MADONNA... MACROSS FRONTIER... SHERYL NOME... NAMIE AMURO... HELLRAISER... I DUNNO, MAKE THE EFFORT"

"LOOK, MIKE, YOU'RE FAIRY-VAMP TOO!!! YOU CAN'T DO A THING?"

"RUN?"

AND OUR FAIRY GODFATHERS APPEARED. THEY WERE WEARING NEXT SEASON VERSACE CLOTHES NOW. AND WITH A SUPER LIGHT BEAM, THEY DESTROYED THE DEMENTOR.

"THEY DID THAT BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER!!!" SAID MY BOYFRIEND "THEY DESTROYED IT!!! HARRY POTTER CAN ONLY SCARE THEM WITH THE LIGHT OF HIS HAPPY MOMENTS..."

"SO WE UNDERESTIMATED OUR FAIRY GODPARENTS..."

"WE DID NOT ESTIMATED THEM..."

"BUT YOU WANTED TO DO YOURS... " I SAID -_-

"YOU DID WANT TO DO YOURS TOO!!! I DID NOT, DON'T TELL ME WHAT YOU DID OR NOT, PU-LEEEAASEEE"

"YOU THINK THEY'LL TALK TO US, BETTER WE RUN?"

AND OUR FAIRY GODFATHERS DISSAPPEARED WITHA GLOW OF LIGHT.

"SO THEY DO PROTECT US" SAID MY CUB.

"WELL """NOW""" THEY DID. THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY PROTECT US, AS THAT IS A PRESENT TENSE."

"YYEAAH"

SAID THE CUB.

I WROTE THIS! AND I AM?
I WON'T TELL
YOU DON'T LOVE ME!
$%#%
GOSSIP BOY