SO HOW YOU TALK TO GOD???

"WELL" SAID THE CUB. "DIRECTLY"

"YOU SEE HIM AS AN EQUAL???" I ASKED.

"DON'T INSULT ME..."

"BUR HOW YOU DO IT...???"

"LET'S SEE. I GO UP THE ENTERPRISE AND TELEPORT TO HEAVEN. THAT'S ALL"

"REALLY?"

"NO, THAT'S NOT ALL. IF THE ENTERPRISE IS NOT AVAILABLE, CAUSE IT IS FAR AWAY, I CALL SPOCK AND TELL HIM TO... DO IT"

"TO WHAT WITH SPOCK"

"TELEPORTATION TO HEAVEN!!!"

"YOU KNOW THAT SPOCK GUY IS HOT. WHY WOULD YOU CALL HIM???"

"TO TELEPORT???"

"YOU ARE MOCKING ON ME???"

"MIKE, IF SPOCK IS NOT AVAILABLE I CAN TALK TO HIS GIRLFRIEND OR CAPTAIN KIRK"

"AAAAAH. THAT SOUND WAY... WORSE!!!! YOU'RE DOING ALL ENTERPRISE TRIPULATION????"

"MIKE I JUST ASK FOR TELEPORTATION... WELL THE ONLY THING COOL ABOUT GOING TO HEAVEN TO TALK TO THAT LAZY GUY CALLED GOD!!!!"

"BUT... SPOCK HAS FASCINATION WITH MEN"

"YEAH. WE SAW THAT IN THE MOVIE. INTO DARKNESS??? HOW WAS IT CALLED. IT OPENED THIS YEAR, THE MOVIE..."

"YOU CUB!!!"

"YEAH, LOOK, SPOCK HAS A GIRLFRIEND, FINE. IT'S TRUE AS WE SAW IN THE FILM THEY WOULD FIGHT. AND YOU ONLY FIGHT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND CAUSE YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT THE OTHER PERSON. ABOUT THAT, YOU STILL OWE ME A FATALITY..."

"I... WHAT???"

"WELL, KIRK SAVED THE LIFE OF SPOCK BREAKING ALL RULES POSSIBLE IN THE MOVIE. AND SPOCK WENT SO CONFUSED ABOUT HIS FEELINGS BECAUSE OF THAT HW EVEN STARTED FIGHTING WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND. BUT AS HE HAS FEELINGS FOR KIRK TOO... WELL THAT GUY THAT PLAYS KIRK MADE A GOOD COUPLE WITH TOM HARDY TOO, IN THE MOVIE "THIS IS WAR"... NO, "THIS MEANS WAR" THAT MOVIE"

"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING???"

"WE SAW STAR TREK. IN THE END KIRK WAS DYING AND SPOCK CRIED AT HIS SIDE TELLING HIM HE COULDN'T CONTROL HIS """"FEEELINGSSS"""" TOWARDS KIRK"

"WHAT THE HELL???"

"AND THEN THEY END UP MAKING A SCENE AT PURE """"TITANIC"""" STYLE"

"CUB, I SAW OTHER MOVIE"

"WELL SPOCK WAS CLEAR SAYING KIRK MADE HIM """FEEL""" SOMETHING"

"SHUT UP!!!"

"WELL, YOU ASKED HOW I TALK TO GOD, AND I NEED THE ENTERPRISE TELEPORTER TO DO THAT, SO I AM AWARE OF EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON THERE... I MEAN THE WHOLE SHIP"

"YEAH... CAN WE CHANGE THE SUBJECT???"

"SURE"

THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >_<