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Thursday, September 12, 2013

I DON'T WANT TO MAKE MORE CARDS!!!!

"C'MON" I TOLD MY BOYFRIEND. "WHY NOT?"

"I DON'T KNOW. CAUSE I HAVE MY OWN WILL AND...." SAID MY BEAR CUB

"JUST ONE MORE"

"NO!!!"

"LOOK. YOU CAN DO 1000 DECKS SO YOU RETRIEVE KARMA TO THE UNIVERSE FOR THE 1000 DECKS YOU ALREADY HAVE... HOW'S THAT???"

"ANNOYING... LOOK. I DO WANT TO MAKE MORE CARDS, BUT NOT RIGHT NOW... TODAY I'M SUPPOSED TO FINISH THE GODDAMNED WEISS TEST III..."

"PU-LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASEEEEEEEEEE????" I SAID WITH MY BEST HAMTARO EYES.

"JUST ONE MORE" SAID THE CUB LOOKING UP SEEKING FOR INNER PEACE. "AND I DON'T HAVE 1000 TAROTS. I JUST HAVE FOUR DECKS PLUS THE CLOW CARDS!!!"

"4, 1000, THE SAME THING..."

"OH, YEAH, I HAVE 4 AND YOU HATE THAT. IT'S 76 CARDS TIMES 4 PLUS THE 54 CLOW CARDS, AND YOU ARE LIKE """HEY, DON'T BUY MORE!!!!""", YOU DO THE MATH... FOR 1000 TIMES 76 PLUS 54... NOT THE SAME!!!"

"YOU TAKE TIME READING THE FUCKING MANUALS..."

"IN YOUR ARMS?"

"NOT THE POINT, SUGARCUBE!!!! LOOK... YOU'RE JUST CHANGING SUBJECT HERE"

"THOSE MANUALS ARE PRACTICAL AND SHORT. NO MORE THAN 200 PAGES EACH, WITH DRAWINGS,   LIKE IN KINDERGARDEN. I'VE SEEN THE RIDER MANUAL AND IT LOOKS LIKE A PHONE GUIDE!!!!"

"SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR, SU----"

"ALRIGHT!!! JUST ONE MORE. YOU SAID SO..." HE SAID LOOKING AT ME WITH VIPER EYES.

"YES, SURE" I SAID SMILING "JUST ONE MORE"

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