WELCOME TO WOND UNIVERSE: HERE YOU'LL READ REAL SITUATIONS. BUT SOME THINGS WERE MODIFIED BY THE MADHATTER. REALITY AND DREAMS ARE MIXED.FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT KNOWING THAT PLACES AND TIME REFERENCES ARE NOT REAL. MENTION OF REAL PEOPLE NAMES IS FORBIDDEN BY THE QUEEN OF HEARTS. ALL COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL, AND REFERENCES TO THEM SHOWN ON THIS BLOG ARE THERE FOR FUN AND OR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES SO EAT AND DRINK THEM WITH CAUTION.
WARNING! THIS SITE HAS COOKIES SO BY READING IT YOU AGREE ABOUT THAT!
FIRST CONCENTRATE AND TRY TO FIND YOUR OWN INNER LIGHT.
FREE YOUR MIND OF ALL WORRIES AND THE WEIGHS THAT BRING YOU DOWN.
YOU HAVE TO MEDITATE AND THINK IN NOTHING (THIS IS EASIER FOR BOYS THAN GIRLS)
IN THE MIDDLE OF MEDITATION TRY TO FIND YOUR SPARKLE, THE LIGHT WITHIN YOU.
REMEMBER: YOU ARE A MEDIUM FOR UNIVERSAL WISDOM. SO YOU'LL BRING THIS WISDOM TO OTHERS.
TAROT IS EASY IF YOU FIND THE ADECUATE TAROT DECK. DON'T USE THE EGYPTIAN OR RIDER WHITE CAUSE MANUALS OF THOSE DECKS ARE LIKE PHONE GUIDES, SO YOU'LL PROBABLY RUIN YOUR SEMESTER'S MATH SCORES.
THERE'S A LOT OF EASY TO LEARN DECKS. FEEL FREE TO CHOOSE YOUR DECK, AND REMEMBER THIS: THE DECK WILL CHOOSE YOU TOO, AND WILL BECOME A COMPANION IN YOUR LIFE JOURNEY.
DEPENDING ON HOW KINDERGARDEN IS YOUR MIND LEVEL, THIS TAROTS ABOVE COULD BE HELPFULL.
OR IF YOU ARE OVER 12, YOU CAN CHOOSE SOMETHING LIKE THE EXAMPLES BELOW.
REMEMBER, YOUR SELF-ESTEEM IS IMPORTANT. AND YOUR INDIVIDUALITY. YOU CONTROL THE CARDS. OTHERWISE, THE CARDS CAN ABSORVE YOU IN A WORM-HOLE.
IF THERE'S SOMETHING TERRIBLE YOU WANT TO KNOW, DON'T READ THEM. THE ENERGY OF THE CARDS MUST BE CLEAN AND POSITIVE.
TO KEEP THIS ENERGY POSITIVE, AVOID EXTREMELY TO READ THE DECK WITH THE TV ON IN THE NEWS CHANNEL.
YOU CAN HEAR ENYA, ELLIE GOULDING, ALANIS MORISSETTE OR NIRVANA TO HELP THE PROCESS.
AND IF YOU ARE ASKED ABOUT HEALTH OR LEGAL ISSUES, DON'T ANSWER. THE OTHER PERSON COULD BELIEVE YOU AND IF YOU SUCK LIKE A TAROT READER, THE OTHER PERSON CAN COME BACK AROUND, LIKE KARMA.
THE LAST IMPORTANT THING: THERE ARE TAROT DECKS THAT HAVE A STRONG SEVERE AND THEREFORE NEGATIVE APPROACH IN THE IMAGES AND ALSO THE MANUALS, JUST AVOID THEM, REMEMBER THIS IS LIKE A GAME AND YOU ARE TRYING TO HAVE FUN NOT A MESS IN YOUR HEAD.
IF YOU SEE SOMETHING VERY UGLY IN THE CARDS, YOU CANNOT TELL. THAT IS JUST NOT COOL.
AND THERE ARE A LOT OF OTHER ASPECTS YOU NEED TO HAVE IN MIND, LIKE IF YOU ARE ABLE TO NOT TELL EVERYONE OTHER PERSON'S WHOLE LIFE OR NOT, OR THE CONSEQUENCES OF A READING IF YOU ARE ALONE WITH THE OTHER PERSON OR IF HIS/HER MOM IS WATCHING. CAREFUL WITH THIS.
"LOOK, IF CATS HAD FIVE LEGS, BUT THEY DON'T, WHY PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THE FIFTH LEG OF THE CAT? BECAUSE THE FIFTH LEG IS THE TAIL, THAT'S AN EASY RIDDLE..."
"YOU SAID THAT IN 30 SECONDS..." I SAID IN LOW VOICE.
"YES, I'M IN A GOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOD"
"YOU DRANK...???"
"NOTHING"
"SO?"
"I HAD A DREAM..."
"BOUT WHAT???"
"I DON'T REMEMBER. PEOPLE JUST DON'T REMEMBER THEY DREAMS..." SAID THE CUB SHOULDERS UP.
"SO HOW YOU KNOW YOU HAD A DREAM?"
"I JUST FEEL VERY HAPPY AND I WAS NOT BEFORE SLEEPING SO I GUESS IT WAS A DREAM..."
"WHY YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS"
"YOU KNOW THAT GUY JOHN TOOK AN LSD AND SAW THE YELLOW SUBMARINE AND AFTER THAT HE WROTE THE APOCALYPSE???"
"WHAT???"
"AND THE 666 IS JUST THE NAME OF ONE OF THE CURRENT ROMAN EMPERORS BY THEN BUT IN ROMAN NUMBERS, HOW WAS IT???? DCLX... SHIT! I FORGOT HOW TO...? DCLXVI THAT'S IT!!!!"
"YEAH???"
"AND DON'T GET SCARED BUT BARCODES OF ALL PRODUCTS HAVE THE 666 CODE. YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT??? GO TO GOOGLE IMAGES AND SEEK """666 BARCODE""" "
"OH SO YOU GOT A DREAM..."
"THE POINT IS GOD NEVER IS ACCURATE WITH HIS PREDICTIONS. READ THE OLD TESTAMENT IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME"
"HOW YOU KNOW THAT"
"CAUSE AT SCHOOL WE WERE TOLD IN RELIGION COURSE ABOUT THAT. AND I WAS LIKE """THIS GUY IS A HOAX AND LYES TO JEWS ALL THE TIME!!!""" "
"RELIGION COURSE???"
"YES, BUT IT WAS A RELIGION COURSE, NOT CURSE."
"AT SCHOOL??? HIGH SCHOOL???"
"NO, YEAR 5 TO 8..."
"SO. WHAT'S THE POINT?!"
"PEOPLE ARE EVOLVING"
"HOW YOU KNOW IT"
"I SAW AN X-MEN ANIME. A GIRL CALLED ISAKO FROM JAPAN... LONG STORY. AT THE END XAVIER SAID THAT PEOPLE WERE EVOLVING, AND BECAUSE OF THAT, PACIFIC CO-HABITATION BETWEEN MUTANTS AND HUMANS WAS BECOMING REAL. SO MAGNETO WAS WRONG ABOUT THE WAR THING..."
"WHAT'S THE POINT???"
"YOU KNOW I PUNCHED A GUY AND... "
"YES..."
"WELL... I COULD HAVE DONE LOT WORSE BUT PEOPLE ARE PRONE TO SEE THE EMPTY SIDE OF THE GLASS..."
"YOU ARE CHANGING SUBJECT"
"I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING. I'LL SEE WHAT ABOUT THAT WITH THE GOSSIP GIRL TAROT DECK... I GUESS... LIKE I GOT KINDA LOST... SOMETHING VERY GOOD AND UNEXPECTED IS HAPPENNING"
"IT COULD BE RED, AS USUAL..." SAID THE CUB IN A MEDITATIVE TONE.
"YOU SAID... """WHITE""" "
"OH... YEAH... THAT."
"YES, THAT!"
"WELL. WHITE ROSES ARE A REPRESENTATION OF MY FAVORITE SAINT, THE HIGH PRIESTESS... SAINT TERESA OF LOS ANDES..."
"OH... YES?"
"AND ALSO WHITE ROSES BECAUSE OF THE WHITE ROSE MOVEMENT. THE GERMAN THING, RIGHT? NOT THE MUSIC BAND. AND THE MUSIC BAND ALSO"
"OH HONEY... CUBCAKE... WHAT YOU DRANK???"
"I DON'T DRINK!"
"YES YOU DO." I SAID SHAKING MY HEAD.
"BUT HARDLY EVER!!! YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, C'MON, YOU DON'T KNOW IT??? I HAVE TO SAY I DON'T DRING BECAUSE IF I DON'T WHEN I GO PARTY EVERYBODY WOULD TELL ME """DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, DRINK""" YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT THE WHITE ROSE???" THIS GUY SOMETIMES TALK AND I DON'T GET ANYTHING! HE SHOULD NOT HAVE READ THAT BOOK ABOUT HISTORY OF PHILOSOPHY!!!
"THAT IT CAN BE BLACK AND WHITE AT THE SAME TIME"
"OH YES. MAYBE YOU NEED TO SLEEP HONEY, YOU KNOW?"
"NO, I'VE BEEN READING HERMANN HESSE, THAT'S ALL"
"W---HAT?"
"I CANNOT READ NARCISSUN AND GOLDMUND. THE BOOK IS SO GOOD, THERE'S TOO MUCH DATA IN ONE PAGE, MAKES ME TIRED AND DIZZY"
"SURE. WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS"
"THAT I KNOW BLACK ROSES DON'T EXIST, SO A ROSE TO BE BLACK, NEEDS TO HAVE A DIFFERENT COLOUR, I JUST SAID WHITE"
"SOUNDS SOOO DARK"
"WELL YOU CAN RUN INTO WIKIPEDIA AND FIGURE OUT ABOUT THE LOTS OF MEANINGS A BLACK ROSE CAN HAVE, DON'T NARROW YOUR MIND"
"AH WELL..."
"WHAT I'M SAYIN IS THERE'S DARK AND LIGHT INSIDE ALL OF US, THAT'S ALL"
WELL THE CUB ALWAYS SAYS THAT READING HARRY POTTER IN ENGLISH IS HARDER THAN READ SHAKESPEARE IN ENGLISH.
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AND HE SAYS THAT THE GRAMMAR AND VOCABULARY ARE AT COLLEGE LEVEL AND THEREFORE IN ENGLISH HARRY POTTER IS PLAINLY BORING, MAKING CLEAR HE READ THE U.S. VERSION, THE SCHOLASTIC ONE.
THAT'S SUPPOSSED TO BE ADAPTED TO BE BETTER UNDERSTOOD FOR AMERICAN ENGLISH SPEAKERS.
SO HE SAYS: HOW CHILDREN READ THIS IN ENGLISH??? IT'S JUST IMPOSSIBLE!!! I CANNOT READ IT!!! THAT'S WHY NOBODY WANTED TO PUBLISH THE BOOK!!!
