HELLO KITTY LESSONS: THE LORD OF THE RINGS

HI GUYS!!!

HELLO KITTY HERE

YOUR ONE AND ONLY SOURCE

INTO THE KAWAI LIVES

OF MANHATTANS ELITE

TODAY IM GONNA TELL YOU

ABOUT RINGS

THIS RING IS A RING FOR MEN

IT MEANS POWER

MANLINESS

AND HYPER MASCULINITY

IN THE BEST WAY

THE NEXT RING IS LIKE

SUPER IMPORTANT

AND AMAZING

I AM TALKING ABOUT

A MARRIAGE RING

A MARRIAGE IN THE MOOD

OF CONTEMPORARY

LIFESTYLES

AND BEHAVIOURS

AND BEST USED 

BY

MUTANTS AND PROUD

THE NEXT RING

IS GOOD IF YOU LIKE SPORTS

THIS BOXING RING

WAS MADE TO SEE MEN

PUNCHING EACH OTHER

UNTIL ONE IS KOD

AND 

ITS SO MUCH FUN TO WATCH

HOW TO BRAVE MEN

FIGHT IN COMBAT

ROME IS BACK

THIS RING WAS MADE WITH BLOOD

THE BLOOD OF A FATALITY

ITS TRANSCENDENTAL MEANING

CAN BE ONLY UNDERSTOOD

BY BRAVE AGRESSIVE AND EXTROVERT

AND VIOLENT

AND STUFF

SO WEAR IT

WE MOVE ON

TO THE NEXT RING

THAT IS THE BIZARRE

OBSESSION

OF MUTANTS

GEEKS

MOVIE LOVERS AND

IM TALKING ABOUT THE RING OF POWER

THIS RING

THAT NO

NOT THAT

DONT BE BAD

BE STUPID

DONT WEAR IT

I MUST SAY

THE NEXT RINGS ARE VERY IMPORTANT

AND ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT RINGS

OF THIS LESSON

THAT COMES

IN DIFFERENT SIZES

AND VARIETIES AND WITH

OR WITHOUT VIBRATION

I MEAN

GOOD VIBRATION

VERY GOOD

I RECOMMEND THIS RINGS

SO MUCH

THAT WILL IMPROVE

THE WAY YOU FEEL

WHEN YOU DELIVER

YOUR MUSK SILK

THATS ALL FOR NOW

STAY ONLINE

ILL BE BACK WITH MY LESSONS

AND BELIEVE

IN LOVE AND PEACE

ABOVE EVERYTHING

THATS ALL

XOXO

GOSSIP GAY.

MINMAY OPERATION LIVE PART 2

 

"HI GORGEOUS" SAID MICHAEL

KISSING THE BEAR IN THE MIDDLE OF

THE ROMAN STREETS

HE WAS EXPECTING FOR HIM

AS HE HAD A BRIEF TIME WITHOUT

HIM

SO HE MISSED HIM LIKE SHIT

"MICHAEL" SAID THE BEAR "LETS KISS EACH OTHER MORE

AS ROME IS BACK AND WE LIKE

THE BISEXUAL

MILLENARY TRADITION

LETS BE ONE AGAIN

LET ME EXPLORE

THE ABYSS OF YOUR HEART

AND MOVE WITH YOU

TO ANOTHER REALM

ANOTHER DIRECTION"

************

AFTER HOURS

LATER

"I LOVE YOU 3000 MICHAEL"

"AND I LOVE YOU

LIKE THE DESERT LOVES THE RAIN"

"MICHAEL, THERES SOMETHING I WANT TO 

TALK ABOUT WITH YOU"

"AND WHAT IS THAT???"

"IT IS A PROJECT OR SOMETHING

MAYBE JUST A DREAM AN IDEA

I WANT TO..."

"TELL ME"

"I WAS THINKING ABOUT MAKING

A MINMAY OPERATION LIVE

WITH REAL MUSICIANS AND 3D IMAGE

PROJECTIONS..."

"OH WELL"

"THINK ABOUT IT WE CAN... I DUNNO

PROJECT IMAGES

BETWEEN BUILDINGS

AND 

STUFF" **

"DONT GIVE ME THAT LOOK

WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE

ARE YOU TALKING

TO ME

ABOUT THIS???"

"BECAUSE ITS YOU I LOVE YOU

YOU ARE MINE

I AM YOURS

I DUNNO I WANT YOUR OPINION"

"AND WHAT ELLLLLSSSSEE"

"WELL TO BEGIN WITH

TO MAKE THAT KIND OF SHOW

WE ARE GONNA NEED TECHNOLOGY 

THAT DOES NOT EXIST

GET IT?

MICHAEL?"

"MMM"

"CMON. YOU ARE PLEIARAN.

IN YOUR PLANET FOR SURE

THERE ARE

3D AND HOLOGRAPHIC

PROJECTION DEVICES

WE CAN PUT THEM IN THE AIR

BETWEEN BUILDINGS"

"AND STUFF???"

**

"DONT GIVE ME THAT LOOK ANDY"

"AND WE CAN HANDLE WATER

IN 3 DIMENSIONS LIKE IN THE MOVIE ABYSS

IT COULD LOOK LIKE I DUNNO

THINK ABOUT IT

WITH REAL MUSICIANS

AND IMAGES

WE COULD BUY SOMEHOW

THE FRANCHISE

OR RIGHTS TO USE ROBOTECH

AND MACROSS IMAGES

A REAL LIFE SHERYL NOME

OR SHARON APPLE"

"I SAY NO ANDY. CHILEANS TOOK IT ON YOU

IT SEEMED A WAR AND STUFF

AND NOW YOU WANT TO GIVE THEM

A MUSIC SHOW???"

"THAT IS OVER MICHAEL. NOW I FIT IN

I FEEL CHILEAN IN A DIFFERENT WAY

AND I LIKE IT

CHILE HAS CHANGED

AND I FEEL HAPPY ABOUT IT

AND BESIDES

ITS NOT ONLY FOR CHILE

IM THINKING GLOBAL

HERE"

"OH MY.

I SEE THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYES

LIKE ALICE IN WONDERLAND

DREAMING ABOUT FREE COMERCE WITH CHINA"

"ITS NOT LIKE CHILEANS TOOK IT ON ME

WE BOTH ARE GODS OR DEMIGODS

WE KNOW WE ARE SUPERHEROES

AND WE HAVE

SUPER VILLAINS

AGAINST US THATS ALL

YOU ARE OVER REACTING"

???

"ALRIGHT ANDY. IF YOU ARE DETERMINED

TO DO THIS

IM WITH YOU

ILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO 

WITH THE TECHNOLOGY

YOU NEED FOR IT

ITS ALIEN TECHNOLOGY

WE DONT KNOW IF YOUR PLANET

IS PREPARED FOR IT

AT LEAS PSHICHOLOGICALLY

WE CAN TRY TO FIND A WAY"

"LETS CHANGE THE WORLD TOGETHER MICHAEL

AGAIN

ONE MORE TIME

PEOPLE WILL FOLLOW US IN THE SUN"

"OKIDOKI"

MINMAY OPERATION LIVE PART 1

 A DATE WITH THE MUSICIAN

THE BEAR WAITED ALL WEEK

TO SHARE HIS PURE MUSK 

WITH THE MUSICIAN

ONE LONG WEEK

LONGER THAN HE EXPTECTED

FOR HE NEEDED TO SEE HIM

LIKE THE MOON NEEDS THE LIGHT OF THE SUN

"HI" SAID THE BEAR

"HI YOU" SAID THE MUSICIAN

THEY BOTH WERE IN THE MUSICIANS APPARTMENT

THE BEAR GRABBED ONE HAND OF THE MUSICIAN

AND DROVE HIM TO THE BEDROOOM

"ONE WEEK WITHOUT YOU 

IS LIKE FOOD WITHOUT SALT

LIKE CAPUCCINO WITHOUT CREAM

BE MINE, MUSICIAN

FOR I LOVE YOU

SO YOU LOVE ME BACK"

"HELP" SAID THE MUSICIAN

"DONT GO DIFFICULT ON ME

LETS BE ONE IN FRONT OF THE NIGHT LIGHTS

LETS BE ONE FOREVER

AGAIN AND AGAIN

FOR YOU ARE MINE

AND I AM YOURS..."

"LOOSE YOUR TEMPER

LOOSE YOUR COURAGE

LOOSE YOUR HEART... HERE WE GO"

******

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LATER...

"SO YOU KEEP PLAYING THE GAMEBOY" SAID THE BEAR

AS HIS BODY WAS RESTING

ABOVE THE MUSICIANS BELLY

"STILL THINK IT COULD BE DANGEROUS

AT LEAST A BIT, DONT YOU THINK" THE BEAR INSISTED

AND SUDDENLY

AN HOLOGRAM SHOWED UP FROM THE MUSICIANS GAMEBOY

!!!

WHAT THE HELL...

"WHAT'S THAT!!!???" SAID THE BEAR

"JUST A GLITCH"

SAID THE MUSICIAN

"YOU SEE, IT LOOKS NORMAL NOW"

SO JUST A GLITCH

MY ASS...

"IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING..." SAID THE BEAR

"WHAT???"

"I DONT KNOW WHERE TO START...

ITS SOMETHING LIKE MADONNAS CONCERT IN RIO

THE SUPER POPULAR ONE?"

"YEAH... THE CELEBRATION TOUR"

"AND... I WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE 

WHAT SHE DID. 

MADONNA IS A GREAT INFLUENCE TO ME

SOMEHOW I CAN PAY BACK

WITH... A LIVE MINMAY OPERATION"

"A WHAT???"

"THINK ABOUT IT... THERES A SCREEN IN VEGAS

IT IS A 3D SCREEN LIKE SUPER EXPENSIVE

THAT SHOW IMAGES AND STUFF"

"HOW YOU WILL MAKE A LIVE MINMAY OPERATION???

ANYWAY..."

"WELL... THERE ARE DRONE SHOWS TOO AND STUFF"

"THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN DO THAT GET REAL

BUT I SUPPORT YOU"

"WHAT ABOUT...

EXTRATERRESTRIAL TECHNOLOGY???

FOR SURE PLEYADIANS CAN HELP"

"NOBODY HAS EVER TALKED TO A PLEIARAN... YOU GET REAL"

MY ASS

"I MEAN IT. WHAT IF THERE IS A WAY

OR A SLIGHT POSIBILITY???

WHAT IF IT CAN HAPPEN???

NOT NOW, IN 5 YEARS 10 YEARS...

I MEAN..."

"YOU GO AND TALK LIKE ALIEN TECHNOLOGY IS REA

LIKE YOU ARE FAMILIARIZED TO IT

THERE ARE NO FLOATS OF SPACESHIPS AROUND EARTH

SAYIN HI HERE WE ARE

AND HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT

IF HUMANS ARE

READYYYY

OR NOT FOR SOMETHING LIK THAT

AND

THERE IT IS..."

"I DONT KNOW..." THE BEAR KEPT GOING "WHAT IF HUMANS

DEVELOP THE TECHNOLOGY FOR IT

A REAL LIFE SHARON APPLE CONCERT???"

"I HAVE DREAMS TOO, I AM A MUSICIAN

BUT

SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA GET REAL"

"DREAMING FOR JUST DREAMING IS A LUXURY

IF IT GETS REAL OR NOT 

DOES NOT MATTER AS LONG AS YOU KEEP DREAMING..

THAT I SAY"

"LETS CALL MULDER AND SCULLY" SAID SLOWLY THE MUSICIAN "AND

I SEE IT

HOW YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS

THE WAY YOU MOVE TALKING ABOUT

A REAL LIFE LIVE MINMAY OPERATION

IT SEEMS TO ME

THERE ARE THINGS

YOU ARE KEEPING FROM ME"

"HEY WHAT ABOUT YOU

LIKE I WANT TO KNOW

ALL THE THINGS YOU DONT TELL ME"

"TRUCE" SAID THE MUSICIAN

"ALRIGHT...

WHY YOU ARGUE ABOUT THIS?

YOU NEVER ARGUE..."

"ITS PSICHEDELIC IN A WAY I DONT LIKE"

PLAM!!!

AND THE BEAR PENDRIVE FELL TO THE FLOOR

"WHAT IS THAT???" ASKED THE MUSICIAN

"NOTHING!"

"YOU WILL TELL ME???"

"I WILL... BUT NOT NOW..."

SAID THE BEAR

AND SOFTLY KISSED HIS MUSICIAN.

THE TWILIGHT ZONE

 

THE BEAR AND MICHAEL

WALKING TOGETHER IN THE PARK

SHARING TOGETHER

PRECIOUS MOMENTS

OF GLAMOUR

ROMANTICISM

AND LOVE AND PEACE

"WHAT A NICE DAY TO HAVE A WALK

TOGETHER MICHAEL"

"YUP, I REALLY LIKE IT

AFTER A WEEK OF HARD WORK

AND STUFF..."

"YOU AND I TOGETHER

FEELS LIKE TIME GOT PAUSED

IN A GLORIOUS SHARING

OF WHAT WE FEEL FOR EACH OTHER"

"I REALLY LIKE YOU"

"FEELS LIKE YESTERDAY

WHEN WE WERE ON  THAT PARTY

THAT NIGHT WHEN WE MET EACH OTHER

WE WERE DRUNK AND HOT AND HAPPY"

"LIKE YESTERDAY YES"

"TIME FLIES WHEN YOUR ARE IN LOVE

TIME GOES BY LIKE A FEATHER

TIME LIKE A FEATHER GOES BY

YOU AND I TOGETHER

FEELS LIKE PARADISE

AS WE ARE PART OF A NEW AGE"

"LOVE NEW AGE"

"SHARING LIFE WITH YOU

FEELS LIKE NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT

AND TASTES LIKE MOCHI

AND CURRY RICE"

"BE MY BABY FOREVER"

"YAAAAYYYYY!!!"

"HELL YES"

"WHERE DO WE GO NOW???"

"SHOPPING. I'LL BUY YOU A NINTENDO GAME"

"FOR THE SWITCH???"

"YES, BEAR...

FEELS LIKE YOU 

ARE NO LONGER AFRAID OF NINTENDO TECHNOLOGY"

"NOT AT ALL"

"WALMART YEEEEYYYY!!!"

"YOU ARE VERY ENTHUSIASTIC NOW

ABOUT GETTING INSIDE 

A WALMART"

THEY WERE OUT

AND

SUDDENLY

...

"HELP!!!" SAID THE BEAR "MICHAEL!!!

I GOT STUCK ON THE WALMART DOOR!!!

DO SOMETHING!!!"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO???

CAN I PULL YOU OR SMTHING???

BEAR RELAX!!!"

"MICHAEL HELP ME!!!

CALL RAMIEL OR JOSH OR SOMETHING!!!

DO THE HELL SOMETHING!!!

CMON FIRE OF MIY LOINS!!!"

"STAY CALM MY LOVE MY SIN....

LOOK. I CAN CALL THE COPS

OR MAYBE MULDER AND SCULLY

JUST BREATHE...."

"OH WELL FUCKING SHIT!!!

IF YOULL DO NOTHING

I WILL DO SOMETHING

JUST LOOK!!!"

"I'M FREE" SAID THE BEAR "WELL 

YOU COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING"

"BUT HOW THE HELL YOU GOT STUCK ON 

A WALMART DOOR IN THE FIRST PLACE"

"AURA SAID THAT

MAYBE

WALMART DOORS

ARE PORTALS TO OTHER DIMENSIONS"

"OH WELL THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING"

AND THEY GOT IN AND BOUGHT SOMETHING

...

ANOTHER AVERAGE DAY