EVANGELION STORE SHOPPING

 

"SO"

 

"MIKE, I WANTED TO COME"

 

"YES, YOU"

 

"TELL ME YOU DON'T LIKE EVANGELION"

 

"???"

 

"YOU SEE? EVERYBODY LOVES EVANGELION. OVERALL IF I EXPLAIN YOU ALL ABOUT IT"

 

"CUB!!!"

 

"LET'S GET IN!!!!"

 

 

"AWEEEESOOOOOME!!!"

 

"YEAH, IT'S COOL"

 

"MIKE..."

 

"I SAID IT'S COOL"

 

"YOU SOUND LIKE MY DAD WHEN HE SEES ONE OF MY PAINTINGS"

 

"I DID NOT WANT TO COME"

 

"IT IS FUN"

 

"ALRIGHT"

 

"YOU ATE A LEMON AND YOU HAVE IT IN YOUR THROAT???"

 

"NOPE.." THIS GUY'S SOO FUNNY

 

 

"LOOK!!! THEY SELL SHEETS!!! I THINK WC AND TOILET PAPER TOO"

 

 

"HEY THIS IS FUN!"

 

"STUBBORN. TOLD YOU."

 

 

"I WANT THIS!"

 

"TOLD YOU MIKE"

 

"STOP!!! SAYING TOLD YOU"

 

"DON'T MAKE ME"

 

 

"ASUKA'S UNDERWEAR. WHAT WOULD ASUKA SAY???"

 

"YOU IDIOT PERVERT!!! HA! CUB I LIKE HERE"

 

 

"AN ANGEL, SOCKS"

 

"YOU HAVE THAT ONE???"

 

"YEAH" 

 

"A MUG, AN ANGEL"

 

"AND YOU HAVE THAT"

 

"YES, I HAVE THE MODEL, I HAD TO MAKE IT AND PAINT IT, BUT THE CROSS BASE DID NOT WORK SO I THINK I WILL FIND A WAY TO SET IT"

 

"HAVE NOT SEEN IT"

 

"MINE LOOKS BETTER MIKE, THESE COLORS ARE UGLY" 

 

"THIS IS ICE CREAM"

 

"HOW YOU KNOW?"

 

"THE BOX IS AT THE SIDE"

 

"OH. I SEE"

 

"MIKE I WANT TO CRY"

 

"STRANGE. WHY?"

 

"I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS ALL MY ANGER AGAINST GOD IS GOING AWAY, AND I WAS ATTACHED TO IT"

 

"SINCE A WEEK AGO, RIGHT?"

 

"YEAH..."

 

 
 

 

 

"CLOTHES!!!!"

 

"CUSTOMS!!!"

 

"MIKE!"

 

"BOOOOXEEEERS!!!!"

 

"YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH BOXERS"

 

"YOU TOO, MICHAEL"

 

 

"AT FIELD MERCHANDISING. HA"

 

"YES CUB, AND LOOK AT THOSE AT FIELD MERCHANDISING"

 

"WHAT?"

 

"JUST LOOK"

 

"AH. OH. I SEE"

 

 

 

"??????"

 

"???????"

BOOK STORE SHOPPING

"WHAT YOU WANT TO BUY CUB???"

 

"I DUNNO... I BUY ON-LINE"

 

"SO WE CAME HERE TO LOOK"

 

"YEAH"

 

"WHAT'S WRONG?"

 

"MY MOM"

 

 

"SEE? THOSE ARE ALL THE BOOKS OF THE WIZARD OF OZ. THEY'RE FOURTEEN!!!"

 

"WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOM???"

 

"IT'S LIKE I NEVER SEE HER, AND SHE HARDLY EVER SEES ME. SHE'S ALWAYS WORKING. BUT SHE'S TELLING EVERYONE I'M "ALWAYS" ANGRY AND IN A BAD MOOD AND MAKING TROUBLE. SHE HAS A LOT OF IMAGINATION"

 

"SO?"

 

"IT MEANS SHE WANTS TO CONTROL ME. I HAVE MY DAD UNDER CONTROL. BUT SHE IS PASSIVE AGRESSIVE. AND SHE'S DOING THINGS AND TALKING TO A LOT OF PEOPLE BEHIND MY BACK, LIES, OF COURSE... BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME, SHE SAYS"

 

"AND?"

 

"THAT MEANS I'M IN TROUBLE"

 

"HOW YOU'LL SOLVE IT?"

 

"I HAVE A PLAN"

 

 

"LOOK AT THIS BOOKS!!! HAH!!! MIKE... LOL"

 

 

"JAMES BOND BOOKS... I WOULD NOT READ THEM..."

 

"I WOULD NOT LET YOU, CUB, YOU HAVE ALREADY READ A LOT"

 

"I WON'T READ THEM!"

 

"ALRIGHT"

 

 

"WOOW!"

 

"CUB YOU DON'T LIKE BEN COHEN ANYMORE"

 

"NOT HIS PERSONALITY. AND BRITS CAN BE SO NICE BUT YOU DO SOMETHING THEY DON'T LIKE AND THEY HATE YOU AND BECOME YOUR FOES. I DUNNO VERY MUCH ABOUT RULES UNSPOKEN IN UK"

 

 

 

"OH, MY IDOL"

 

"YOU HAVE NARCISSUS AND GOLDMUND BUT DON'T READ IT"

 

"IT'S TOO MUCH DATA IN ONE PAGE. MAKES ME TIRED"

 

 

"MIKE, SOMETHING TELLS ME A GIRL WROTE THIS"

 

"THE NAME OF THE AUTHOR IN THE COVER?"

 

"NO, THE TITLES"

 

 

"CLASSIC!!! MIKE, I CANNOT READ THIS BOOK. THE GUY WHO WROTE IT WAS A MATHEMATICIAN. IT IS SO CONCEPTUAL I GET DIZZY. PLUS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO UNDERSTAND"

 

"OH, WELL"

 

 

"HELL YEAH!!!"

 

"AWESOME!!!"

 

 

"MIKE I'VE TRIED TO READ THIS BOOK BUT IN THE BOOK ANDIE IS A TOTAL BITCH. I CANNOT STAND HER"

 

"REALLY??"

 

"YEAH, AND I READ THE LAST PAGES AND SHE SELLS THE CLOTHES, SHE DOESN'T DO THE NICE THING OF GIVING THEM TO EMILY"

 

"HAD NO IDEA"

 

 

"DAVID LYNCH READS THIS GUY. ALL HIS MOVIES ARE BASED IN HIS STORIES"

 

"REALLY??? HOW YOU KNOW THAT?"

 

"ART SCHOOL?"

 

 

"AND DAVID FINCHER MADE THE FIGHT CLUB MOVIE BASED ON THIS AUTHOR. YOU KNOW I TRIED TO READ ONE OF HIS BOOKS AND IT WAS JUST... PERTURBING"

 

"REALLY???"

 

"I NEEDED A PLAIN BAG"

 

"SO HE'S EXPRESSIONIST"

 

"YES"

 

"LET'S GO TO STARBUCKS???"

 

"ALRIGHT"

JUSTIN BIEBER GOES GREMLIN MODE

 

"MIKE WHAT WE DO IN CHINATOWN???"

 

"I DUNNO, I WANTED TO COME... WHY?"

 

"WELL... I DIDN'T"

 

"I KNOW. BUT IT'S NOT ALWAYS AS YOU SAY"

 

"WHATEVER..."

 

 

 

"IT'S COOL TO GO OUT AT NIGHT... RIGHT?"

 

"YES"

 

"CUB"

 

"WHAT???"

 

 

"KUSS MICH"

 

"O.O"

 

"SO WE ARE GONNA HAVE FUN AND"

 

"IT'S ALWAYS FUN WHEN I'M WITH YOU, MIKE"

 

"O.O"

 

"I WANT MOCHI... AND POCKY"

 

 

"YOU SEE MOCHI, MIKE? OR POCKY???"

 

"NOPE..."

 

"GOD. HERE IS LIKE ALL IT'S WRITTEN IN "CHINESE", WHAT YOU WANT TO BUY???"

 

"DUNNO"

 

"LET'S KEEP WALKING"

 

"JOHNNIE WALKER"

 

"HEY, I SAY THAT!"

 

"IS IT NOT ... ANNOYING???"

 

"???"

 

 

"I'LL ENTER THAT STORE"

 

"YOU?"

 

"YOU DON'T WANT TO, RIGHT???"

 

"NOPE"

 

"LOOK, LET'S JUST GO INSIDE... WHAT COULD GO WRONG???"

 

"AGAIN???"

 

"JUST COME WITH ME"

 

"SURE"

 

"HEY... DON'T SMILE!!!"

 

"I THINK WE SHOULD BUY THIS, YOU DON'T HAVE A NIECE WHO LOOOOOOOVES JUSTIN BIEBER???"

 

"MICHA... MIKE"

 

"I CAN BUY IT"

 

"IT'S NOT ABOUT MONEY... O.o GOOD GRIEF!!!"

 

"YOU CAN BUY IT, BUT DON'T WET IT OR FEED IT AFTER MIDNIGHT" SAID THE CHINESE STORE OWNER.

 

"I UNDERSTAND!" I SAID.

 

"YOUR ASS YOU UNDERSTOOD"

 

"WHAT YOU SAID???"

 

"NOTHING!!!"

 

"WHAT'S THAT ABOUT WETTING OR FEEDING A LUNCH BOX???"

 

"I DON'T KNOW"

 

"DON'T YOU... SMILE!!! HEY!"

 

"WHATEVER... WE GO?"

 

"YEP"

 

 

"AND NOW???"

 

"MY PLACE"

 

"MIKE"

 

"WHAT???"

 

·······················································

 

"STOP WATCHING CARTOON NETWORK, MIKE, GIVE ME THE REMOTE!"

 

"NOPE! I DON'T WANT TO WATCH MTV!!!"

 

"LOOK. TRUCE. WE. WE. WATCH CARTOON NETWORK"

 

"IT'S LIKE A CHINESE TORTURE! I NEED WATER"

 

"???"

 

"YOU WANT WATER?"

 

"NOPE"

 

············

 

"HEY WHERE'S MY WATER???"

 

"MIKE YOU SAID YOU DID NOT WANT WATER"

 

"GIVE THAT GLASS TO ME"

 

"NO"

 

"C'MON"

 

"YOU'RE ARGUING ALL THE TIME TODAY!!! ALRIGHT, TAKE IT"

SO MY CUB LET GO OFF THE GLASS WITH WATER

 

 

"TOLD YOU"

 

"WHAT???"

 

"MIKE, THE JUSTIN BIEBER GOT WET"

 

"AND???"

 

 

"LOOK AT THE RESULT"

 

"HELLL!!!"

 

 

"AND THEY'RE EATING OUR MOCHIS"

 

"SO?"

 

"IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT, MIKE"

 

"NOTHING WILL HAPPEN, TAKE IT EASY, SUPERSTICIONS ARE SUPERSTICIONS"

 

"YEAH"

 

 

"YOU SEE??? NOW THEY BECAME SOMETHING ELSE!!!"

 

"I HAVE NO PROBLEM"

 

"WELL, WHATEVER, MICHAEL!!! BUT WE HAVE TO KICK THEM OUTTA HERE"

 

"SOUNDS FUN"

 

"WHY YOU ARE ALWAYS AFTER TROUBLE???"

 

"CAUSE WE ARE... THE SAME???"