WE HAVE FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!

SO WE WERE IN A PARK AND THE CUB WAS SMOKING. ALL EYES OVER HIM. I LIKE THAT MORE THAN I DISLIKE IT...

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN... WE SAW A LIGHT FROM UP SKY.

"YOU THINK IT'S A FOO FIGHTER?" SAID THE CUB.

"NO... WHAT?"

"AN UFO, MIKE..."

THE LIGHT FELL OVER US AND WE WERE SURROUNDED BY LIGHT AND WE STARTED SHINING.

WHAT THE HELL????!!! O.o

AND SUDDENLY TWO HOT GUYS WERE IN FRONT OF US.

"WE ARE YOUR FAIRY GODFATHERS"

THEY WERE DRESSED IN VERSACE CLOTHES.

"WHAT?" I SAID.

"BUT WE ARE VAMPIRES!!!" SAID MY CUB CONFUSED.

"WELL I'M CALLED SUNSHINE AND I'M THE CUB FAIRY GODFATHER", SAID ONE OF THE GUYS.

SOUNDS LIKE A FAIRY NAME TO ME.

"AND I AM SILVER LINING, THE FAIRY GODFATHER OF MIKE"

WE LOOKED AT EACH OTHER, HEADS CHAKING.

"I THINK MY FAIRY GODFATHER IS HOTTER THAN YOURS, MIKE..." SAID THE CUB ALL OF A SUDDEN.

"WANNA DO HIM -_- ?" I ASKED.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO" HE SAID.

"SO WHAT YOU'RE HERE FOR???" I TOLD THE GODFATHERS.

"TO TELL YOU YOU'RE NOT ONLY VAMPIRES. THERE'S NOT ONLY DARK INSIDE YOU, BUT LIGHT" SAID SUNSHINE.

"WE ALREADY KNOW THAT?" SAID THE CUB.

"YY--EEEAH..." I SAID.

"BUT NOW YOU KNOW WHY. YOU ARE FAIRY-VAMPS" SAID SILVER LININGS.

"WELL THAT WOULD EXPLAIN SO MUCH" SAID MY STUD.

"AND WE ARE ALWAYS NEAR YOU TO PROTECT YOU" SAID SUNSHINE.

"YEAH..." SAID MY BOYFRIEND WITH SARCASM.

"THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY YOU LET SECOND IMPACT HAPPEN" I ADDED.

"MICHAEL... LER---------KOFF. WOULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUY THE FUCKING SECOND IMPACT???!!!!"

"NO" I ANSWERED.

"YOU HAVE THE POWER OF LIGHT" SAID SILVER LININGS. "AND YOU CAN USE IT FOR A LOT OF VERY GOOD PURPOSES"

"YES??? O.o" I ASKED SURPRISED.

"OH YES." SAID THE CUB COVERING MY MOUTH WITH HIS HAND. I HHHHHHATE WHEN HE DOES THAT. BUT HE KNOWS I HATE THAT, AND HE DOES IT... IT MUST BE FOR A REASON... "WE UNDERSTAND" SAID THE STUD.

"WE ARE HAPPY YOU UNDERSTAND" SAID SUNSHINE.

WHAT THE HELL WAS THE FIRE OF MY LOINS DOING????

"WE HOPE WE SEE YOU AGAIN SOON" LIED THE CUB.

"YES, WE HAVE TO GO NOW, BUT REMEMBER" SAID SILVER LININGS.

"WE ARE ALWAYS AT YOUR SIDE" ADDED SUNSHINE.

AND WITH ANOTHER RAY OF LIGHT, THEY DISSAPEARED.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

"MIKE, SO WE ARE NOT ONLY VAMPIRES" SAID MISTER CUB SMILING "WE HAVE NOT ONLY VAMPIRE ABILITIES. THINK ABOUT IT. WE HAVE FAIRY POWERS TOO. AWESOME!!!"

"I DON'T SEE THE SILVER LINING HERE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN???"

"AS WE USE AND MISUSE OUR VAMPIRE ABILITIES... WE CAN USE AND MISUSE OUR FAIRY ABILITIES TOO!!! IT'S GREAT!!! IS'NT IT???!!! JUST THINK ABOUT IT"

I STAID STILL FOR A WHILE AND... YES!!! MY STUD WAS RIGHT!!!
GUESS HE GOT A LIIIIIIIIIIITTLE BRAINWASHED WHEN HE READ TOM SAWYER.

I LOVE HIM.
XD