IT WAS TRUE!!!! MY BOYFRIEND IS JEALOUS!!!!

SO WE WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND...

A GIRL PASSED BY.

SO WE BOTH LOOKED AT HER ASS.

SO LOST IN HER... CURVES SUDDENLY I SAID O.o ----SHIT

"DAT AWESOME ASS"

"EXCUSE ME MISTER LERKOFF, WHAT DID YOU SAY" SAID MY BOYFRIEND WITH A SCARY SWEET SMILE.

"I SAID THAT..."

"SO YOU'LL REPEAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID" HANDS CROSSED

WHAT THE HELL???

"YOU SAW THE GIRL'S ASS TOO" I SAID TRYING TO EXPLAIN.

"BUT I SAID NO WORD..." SAID THE CUB IN A SINGING TONE THAT GAVE ME THE...

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THE BEAR CUB STANDED STILL IN FRONT OF ME, PUT HIS HANDS OVER MY CHEST AND THREATENLY PUSHED ME BACK A LITTLE. WELL HE IS STRONG.

AND I THOUGHT...

I'M SCREWED!!!!!!!

"SO TELL ME. WHO HAS A BETTER ASS. THAT GIRL OR... ME???" ASKED THE CUB WITH COLD EYES.

AND I GOT IT. HE WAS JEALOUS!!! FINALLY!!! I COULD SEE IT... HELL YEAH!!!

"YOURS" I SAID WITH A LOT OF FEAR.

"SAY IT AGAIN" INSISTED THE FIRE OF MY LOINS "WHO HAS A BETTER ASS. THAT GIRL OR ME???" TAKING ME BY THE SHIRT AND SHAKING ME BACK AND FORTH.

WELL. WHEN HE KINDA NEVER REPEATS WHAT HE SAYS. SO I KNOW WHEN HE SAYS THE SAME THING TWICE, SOMETHING'S WRONG. WHEN HE SAYS THE SAME THING, SAME WORDS, THREE TIMES MEANS...

I'M IN TROUBLE

"YOUR ASS IS BETTER THAN HERS, PLEASE, SUGAR. DON'T SAY IT THREE TIMES" I SAID SMILING OUT OF JOY.

"WHAT'S SO FUNNY?" SAID THE CUB SHAKING HIS HEAD. I COULD SEE IT AND FEEL IT. THE THRILL. THE FEAR. THE ANGER IN HIS VOICE, THE WRATH IN HIS EYES.

AWEEEEEEEEEESOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!

"YOU ARE NOW JEALOUS?"

"I'M NOT NOW JEALOUS, HONEYBUNNY. I AM ALWAYS JEALOUS. I AM JEALOUS. GUESS I'VE TOLD YOU THAT, 1000 TIMES" SAID THE CUB IN COLD SWEET ANGER.

"YEAH, BUT I HAD NOT THE OPPORTUNITY TO... ---SEE--- IT"

"YOU AND YOUR FUCKING OBSESSION WITH THE VISUAL CONFIRMATION!!!"

"WELL, WHAT EYES DON'T SEE..." I SAID NERVOUSLY.

"I HATE THAT. WHY WOULD I LIE TO YOU!!!"

"CAUSE YOU LIE"

"YOU TOO... I WOULDN'T LIE ABOUT IT"

"YES HONEY, NOW I KNOW. SO WHY YOU DIDN' MAKE A PERFORMANCE LIKE THIS BEFORE?" I ASKED HAPPYLY SMILING.

"BECAUSE..." THE CUB KEPT SILENT FOR A WHILE AND BECAME AS CALM AS BUDHA AGAIN. "'BECAUSE YOU WERE WATCHING THE TRAILER, MIKE, NOT THE MOVIE"

"YES?" I SAID. NOW I WAS ANGRY "YOU BEAR CUB OF THE HELL! I WANT TO HEAR THE THING ABOUT THE TRAILER NO MORE! IT'S AN ORDER! I HAVE SPOKEN!!!"

"WELL THEN. DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT" SAID THE CUB HAPPILY SMILING.

"HUM"

"ANYWAY. YOU COME WITH ME?" HE SAID "I NEED TO BUY A GLASS. THE MORE EXPENSIVE THE BETTER"

"WHAT? WHY? WHAT DID YOU?" I MOVED MY EYES TO THE SKY HOPING TO RECEIVE INTERIOR PEACE. "WHAT DO YOU NEED A GLASS FOR? AND EXPENSIVE?"

"TO MAKE IT PIECES. I'M STILL ANGRY AND JEALOUS. SO I NEED TO DESTROY SOMETHING"

"LIKE YOU DID WITH YOUR NINTENDO WII???"

"YYY--EAAH. SOMETHING LIKE IT. AND DON'T SAY NINTENDO, PU-LEEEASEE???"

SO HE IS JEALOUS. TERRIBLY. HOW DID I NOT BELIEVE HIM WHEN HE TOLD ME SO MANY TIMES.

I'M CLUELES O.o