MY BOYFRIEND WANTS A NEW PIJAMA!!!

SO I'M WORRIED ABOUT THIS. MY BOYFRIEND GOES LIKE...

"I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU LOOK HOTTER. NAKED OR WITH BOXERS AND T-SHIRT UNDERWEAR, ALL WHITE BY CALVIN KLEIN..."

SO WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THAT??? I HAVE SOME THEORIES BUT NO CLUE O.o

"CAUSE YOU SOMETIMES LIKE TO SLEEP NAKED BUT SOMETIMES SLEEP WITH CALVIN KLEIN UNDERWEAR..." HE CONTINUED.

"I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHERE THIS CONVERSATION IS GOING????"

"WELL, WHEN YOU'RE NAKED IS WARM AND COMFORTABLE, BUT SO AWKWARD :S !!! AND WITH CALVIN KLEIN UNDERWEAR YOU LOOK  LIKE A HUGE CK POSTER IN NY"

"STILL DON'T GET IT???"

"I WAS THINKING... WHY IF I CHANGE MY PIJAMA AND WE SEE... SOME CHANGES"

"WHAT KIND OF CHANGES" o.O ??? I SAID AS THE CUB GOT CLOSER TO ME AND I BEGAN GETTIN NERVVVVOOOOUSSS...!!!

"WELL" HE SAID PUTTIN HIS HEAD OVER MY CHEST AND MAKING ME WALK BACKWARDS TO THE WALL. THEN HE LOOKED AT ME AND PUT HIS HAND ON THE WALL OVER MY SHOULDER.

SHIT!!!!!

I'M SCREWED!!!!!!!

"I WAS THINKING" SAID THE CUB FROWNING "THAT I SHOULD HAVE A NEW PIJAMA"

"LIKE WWWHAT????"

"SOMETHING WITH MORE FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT... YOU KNOOOW WHAT I MEEEEAAAN???"

"NNNOPE"

HELP!!!

"I WANT TO WEAR THE NEW BRAD PITT'S PIJAMA"

SO HE WILL GO FIGHT WITH ANGELINA JOLIE TO GET IT??? I DON'T THINK SO?

"YOU EXPLAIN, SUGAR?" I SAID.

"CHANEL Nª5, DUMBASS!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???"

"AH, THAT" I SAID.

THIS GUY!!!
O.o