GIRLS DON'T LIKE MEN????

"SO I'M YOUR FIRST BOYFRIEND" I SAID RISING MY DIET COKE AND DRINKING.

"YES SAID THE CUB" AND SIPPED HIS DIET COKE.

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND..."

"MAYBE... " SAID THE CUB "IT'S NOT ONLY MY FAULT. THAT I'M GOOD LOOKING AND ALL THE OTHER REASONS THAT MAKE ME COOL. I MEAN, IT'S TRUE NORMALLY MEN MELT INTO SWEAT OR POOP IF I TRY TO TALK TO THEM, BUT... YOU KNOW? NO CHILEAN MAN IS GOOD ENOUGH BOYFRIEND MATERIAL... AND AS YOU ARE AUSSIE..." HE SAID, EYES UP, DRINK COKE.

"YOU COULD'VE HAD A GIRLFRIEND..."

"YES" SAID MR STUD "IN MY PERCEPTION WOMEN TAKE INICIATIVE IN CHILE. OTHER PEOPLE THINK OTHERWISE. THAT'S WHY I SAY IT'S MY PERCEPTION. BUT... I'VE BEEN THERE, I DID NOT WANT A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP WITH A GIRL CAUSE THERE IS LESS OR NONE COMPATIBILITY... I THINK"

"WHAT????" I SHAKED MY HEAD.

"WELL. LOOK. AS I SEE IT, GIRLS DON'T LIKE MEN. THAT'S WHY THEY WANT TO CHANGE US INTO SOMETHING ELSE. THE MORE STABLE THE STATUS OF THE RELATIONSHIP, THE MORE THEIR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND TELLS THEM THEY HAVE POWER OVER US AND THEY HAVE TO MAKE US BE SOMETHING ELSE..."

"NO, NOW I DON'T GET IT"

"LOOK" CONINUED THE MR BEAR CUB WITH HIS THEORY "WOMEN ALL THE TIME SAY MEN ARE LIKE THE ASS... RIGHT? BUT THEIR REASONS ARE BASED IN THEIR PERCEPTION, SO WE, MEN DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT, AS THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND US. SINCE WONDER WOMAN APPEARED THIS SITUATION BECAME BOLDER..."

"HOW'S THAT... ??? EXPLAIN MORE, PLEASE?"

"WELL. I'L NEED A PAPER".

SO MY BOYFRIEND TOOK A PIECE OF PAPER AND WROTE DOWN THIS:

SENTENCES GIRLS SAY 'CAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE MEN AND WANT TO TURN THEM INTO SOMETHING ELSE

· STOP SMOKING.
· DON'T DRINK FROM THE BOTTLE.
· PUT DOWN THE WC COVER.
· STOP WATCHING SOCCER
· STOP VISITING FRIENDS
· YOU WILL BASE YOUR DIET IN TOFU
· THROW THE PAPERS IN THE WASTEBASKETS
· MAKE YOUR BED
· LISTEN TO ME
· YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME? LISTEN TO ME
· LISTEN TO ME. YOU DON'T LOVE ME?
· DON'T DRINK BEER
· STOP SAYING UGLY WORDS.
· DON'T YA TALK'IN SLANG YA?
· STOP WATCHING PORN. OR WE ARE OVER.
· YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT I'M THINKING?
· YOU HAVE NO FEELINGS?
· WHY YOU HAVE TO SEE YOUR MOTHER?
· I'M NOT WORTHY ENOUGH?
· WHY YOU MAKE ORDER? DISORDER!!!
· THAT'S AN EMPTY SPACE. FILL IT UP WITH EVERYTHING YOU CAN!!!
· YOU GOT A PHONE CALL? WHO CALLED? YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?
· GIVE ME YOUR E-MAIL PASSWORDSSSS.
· WHO'S THIS GIRL THAT IS YOUR "FRIEND IN FACEBOOK"? BLOCK HER. I COMMAND.
· YOU WATCH TV, YOU DON'T LISTEN, YOU LOVE MORE THE TV?
· I'M UGLY? I'M NOT UGLY? I'M UGLY? YOU THINK I'M UGLY??? LISTEN TO ME!!!
· YOU SHALL DO WHAT I COMMAND. OR WE ARE OVER.
· WHY YOU DO WHAT I SAY? YOU'RE A WUSS? YOU'VE GOT NO COURAGE? YOU'RE A WUSS???

"WELL... " SAID THE CUB "GUESS WITH THAT IS ENOUGH..."

"YOU DISCOVERED THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN!!!"

WE LAUGHED.
BUT HE'S RIGHT. WE DON'T TRY TO CHANGE EACH OTHER. WE LOVE EACH OTHER FOR WHAT WE ARE. OUR LOVE IT'S NOT BLIND, IT'S TOLERANT.

ANYWAY.

WHY I WROTE THIS? WHO AM I? THAT'S A LITTLE SECRET I'LL NEVER TELL...
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME.
XOXO.
GOSSIP BOY.