CONFIDENTIAL DATA ABOUT THE WEISS TEST!!!!

SO MY BOYFRIEND TOLD ME MORE ABOUT THE WEISS TEST III
SO HE SAID.

"I HAD TO MAKE SOME MATH"

"WHAT THEY ASKED YOU?"

"TWO THIRDS OF X IS 400, WHAT IS X?"

"LIKE THAT???" I ASKED.

"NO. IT WAS LIKE """THIS FURNITURE COSTED 400, BUT THEY PAID 2/3, WHAT WAS THE TOTAL PRICE???"""

"AH... WHAT YOU SAID?"

"C'MON. THAT WAS EASY. 600!"

"AND A DIFFICULT???" I ASKED FOR CURIOSITY. I REMEMBERED ALSO THE MOVIE """FAST & CURIOUS 6""" OPENED THIS YEAR. OR WAS IT THE NUMBER 5??? O.o

"A DIFFICULT. HEAR THIS. THIS T-SHIRT COSTS 60 BUT HAS A 15% OFF. HOW MUCH DOES IT COST WITH THAT PERCENT OFF???"

"OH... I... DUNNO..."

"WELL, LOOK. IF I WAS TOLD THE 16.6 PERIODIC PERCENT, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN EASY, AS THE 16,6 PERIODIC PERCENT IS 1/6"

"I KNOW THAT"

"WAS A TRICKY QUESTION, RIGHT? WELL... I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT AND THEN I THOUGHT ---WAIT A MINUTE. THE 15% OF 60 IS THE TEN PERCENT OF SIXTY PLUS ITS HALF. THAT'S 6 PLUS 3. IT'S 9 OFF. ANSWER: 51"

"YOU DID IT THAT FAST???"

"NO, FASTER. I TOLD YOU ALL THAT. BUT THOUGHT HAS THE SPEED OF LIGHT. SO I MADE THAT MATH FASTER"

"WHAT???" I SAID SURPRISED... "I..." AND THEN I THOUGHT SOME MORE AND SAID "HOW CAN A 16.6 PERIOD PERCENT CAN BE EASIER TO CALCULATE IR ITS A PERIODIC NUMBER???? YOU CAN EXPLAIN, PLEASEEE????"

"EASY, MIKE. IT HAS TO BE A MULTIPLE OF SIX. JUS THAT"

MY PUPILS BECAME BIGGER THAN DISHES.

AND MY CUB COVERED MY MOUTH AND SAID.

"DON'T SAY IT MIKE" HIS EYES WENT BRILLIANT, AND HE UNCOVERED MY MOUTH.

"SAY WHAT?!"

"WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY... DON'T..."

"WHY? WHAT???"

"YOU WERE GOING TO SAY NOW YOU LOVE ME MORE CAUSE I CAN DO MATH, RIGHT?"

"YOU DID NOT WANT TO HEAR THAT BECAUSE....????"

"BECAUSE I THOUGH I WOULD NEVER FALL IN LOVE. AT SOME POINT WE REALIZED WE WERE IN LOVE. AND THEN WE FELL MORE AND REALIZED WE LOVED EACH OTHER BEYOND LOVE. NOW WE LOVE EACH OTHER BEYOND THAT???"

"SEEMS TO ME YOU'RE WORRIED???"

"YOU DON'SEE WHAT WE'VE DONE??? FOLLOWING THE WHITE RABBIT WE ARE NOW SO FAR AWAY. WE`RE GONNA MAKE SUCH FOOLS..."

"DON'T SAY THAT"

"LOVE IS DANGEROUS MIKE"

"I LIKE THAT THRILL"

"I DO TOO, MIKE. BUT SAY THAT TO ROMEO AND JULIET... OR ANAKIN SKYWALKER AND PADME AMIDALA... OR TO ANNA KARENINA... OR... TO THE BRIDE AND BILL... THE LIST IS SO LONG..."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"

"I DON'T KNOW. AND WE ALL HAVE FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN..."