MY BOYFRIEND HAD A GIRLFRIEND IN KINDERGARDEN!!!

SO WE WERE WATCHING CARTOON NETWORK AND I LOOKED AT THE STUD BY MY SIDE. THE WAY HE MOVES, TAKES OUT HIS CLOTHES, THAT PERFECT NAUGHTY SMILE HOW COOL HE LOOKS NOW HE WEARS EARRINGS, HIS PERFECT STYLE.

THE GUY IS

HOT AND GOOD LOOKING

SO I WONDERED AND ASKED

"SO IT'S TRUE I'M YOUR FIRST BOYFRIEND???"

"YES" SAID THE CUB. "WHY?" HE FROWNED.

"IT'S JUST YOU LOOK SO GOOD I DON'T BELIEVE IT"

THE CUB STOOD STILL THINKING AND SAID
"YOU COULD WRITE POETRY"

???

"I DON'T GET IT" I SAID.

"I DON'T EITHER... WISH I COULD" HE SAID. AND THEN HE SHOOK HIS HEAD "OR MAYBE I WISH NOT"

"YOU WERE NOT VIRGIN WHEN WE MET" I SAID "YOU KNOW" I NODDED "I KNOW WHAT YOU DO IN ---PRIVATE---"

"AH" HE SAID ROLLING HIS EYES "I HAD FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS, SOME SHEEPS AND SHORT THINGS"

"THAT'S ALL??? YOU'RE NOT LYING TO ME?"

"NO. WHY WOULD I...???" HE SAID BUGGED. BUT THEN HE SMILED HAPPILY. AND HE JUST SAID THIS, READ WITH ATTENTION...

"""I HAD A GIRLFRIEND IN KINDERGARDEN"""

O.O !
WHAAAAAAT THE HEEEEELL???!!!

"YYYYEEEAAAH???" I SAID TRYING NOT TO FALL FROM THE COUCH.

"YES. YOU KNOW MY MOM KINDA FROM TIME TO TIME REMINDS ME OF THAT, GUESS SHE THINKS WE COULD... """BE BACK""" OR SOMETHING. BUT I BROKE UP WITH HER FOR A LOT OF REASONS" AND HE ADDED "AND I HAD NOT STUDIED ART BY THEN SO I DON'T KNOW HOW IS HER GOOD LOOKING STATUS RIGHT NOW.

AND

I LOVE YOU"""

O.o
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"GUESS YOU COULD WRITE POETRY TOO" I SAID HAPPILY SMILING. DID HE SEE MY EYES WENT... BRILLIANT??? o.O

"I DO WRITE POETRY, YOU KNOW THAT. AND ANTI-POETRY... GUESS AS A NEO-POP ARTIST I CANNOT HELP IT".

I KISSED HIS NECK. AND THEN WE MADE OUT.