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Sunday, October 6, 2013

WHY YOU GO TO FANGTASIA???

"YOU MEAN ALONE?" ASKED MY STUD.
 
"YEAH..." I SAID.
 
"WELL, LOOK. AT THE BEGINNING IT WAS LIKE... WHY EVERYBODY'S LOOKING AT ME BUT DON'T SPEAK TO ME? I MEAN... THAT'S WHAT FANGTASIA WAS MADE FOR, NOT?"
 
"WHAT???"
 
"LOOK IN FANGTASIA NOBODY FLIRTS CAUSE IT IS BAD FOR YOUR REPUTATION. WELL. AND IT'S NOT LIKE ONLY REPUTATION. THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO JUST GO TO LOOK FOR THE ONLY PURPOSE TO SQUEAL AND GOSSIP THE NEXT DAY, SO ALL MUTANTS WILL KNOW HOW KINKY YOU ARE... SOMETHING LIKE IT."
 
"YOU'RE KIDDING???"
 
"NOPE. WELL I'M USED TO IT, NOBODY SPEAKS TO ME, FINE. BUT IN PRINCIPLE IT WAS HURTING. BUT AT SOME POINT I SAID """WELL, THIS WILL HURT ME NO MORE. I WILL GO TO FANGTASIA TO STIR UP, I'LL LOOK FANTASTIC AND FABULOUS AND EVERYBODY WILL DROOL AND NOBODY THERE WILL EVER HAVE ME""" YEAH. THAT'S WHY I GO... ALONE. ANYWAY THAT'S NOT MY FAVORITE PASTIME SO I DON'T GO VERY OFTEN... ALONE"
 
"OH YES?"
 
"ANYWAY THE STOCK THERE IS NOT VERY GOOD LOOKING, TO BE HONEST SO IT'S BOTH SIDED. WHO AM I TO TALK???"
 
"WELL SOUNDS GOOD HOW YOU TURNED UPSIDE DOWN THE SITUATION AT YOUR FAVOR..."
 
"IT'S NOT COOL MIKE. I'M SURE THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE THERE WHO THINK I'M A STUCK UP OR... WORSE. BUT IT'S JUST HOW THINGS HAPPEN. I MEAN. I HAVE NOT THE POWER TO MAKE THE SITUATION CHANGE, SO I CHANGED MY MIND. YOU KNOW I'M NOT LIKE THAT"
 
"I DON'T GET IT"
 
"I GO TO DANCE TOO. AND PRACTICE MY POP DANCING MOVES. BUT THE MUSIC IS NOT ALL THE TIME LIKE I WOULD LIKE EITHER... ANYWAY"
 
"AND PEOPLE DON'T MAKE OUT THERE???"
 
"I'VE SEEN THAT ONCE. IT WAS LIKE EVERYBODY WOULD TELL THOSE GUYS """GET A ROOOOOM!!!!!""" BUT. NOPE. LIKE KISSES THERE ARE SIMILAR TO THE ONE PRINCE WILLIAM GAVE TO HIS BRIDE IN HIS WEDDING. DRY AND BORING. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"
 
"NOPE"
 
"LOOK. IT'S THE WAY IT HAPPENS. I DON'T GET IT EITHER BUT IN CHILE NOT EVEN STRAIGHT COUPLES WOULD GO DOWN THE STREET HOLDING HANDS."
 
"OH... SAINT SCIENCE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK???"
 
"WELL ABOUT THAT. I'VE BEEN KNOWING A LOT OF FUN PEOPLE HERE IN CHILE. SO LET'S SAY I'M CHANGING A LOT OF POINTS OF VIEW."
 
"YEAH"
 

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