"WELL" SAID THE CUB "I REALIZED I WANTED TO HAVE MORE DATES. IN ORDER TO FIND LOVE SOMEDAY"
"AND?" I SAID.
"FIRST OF ALL. I HAD A MAKEOVER"
"WHAT???"
"LET ME TALK."
"ALRIGHT, VATER BRUDER SOHN..."
"AND THEN I OVERDEVELOPED MY PERSONALITY TO BECOME MORE OUTGOING"
???
"AND THEN I STARTED READING ABOUT DATING RULES AND ALL... BUT I COULD NOT FIND LOVE ANYWAY"
"YEAH??? WHAT HAPPENNED???" I ASKED IN MY MOST NAHIVE WAY.
"WELL. I SAID... IF LOVE DOESN'T COME TO ME. I'LL STOP FINDING IT. I DON'T WANT LOVE ANYMORE. THE COLDEST BLOOD WILL RUN THROUGH MY VEINS!!! AND I WILL BE... A PLAYBOY!!!"
"REALLY???"
"YES. I TOOK THAT DECISION"
"AND... WHAT HAPPENNED???"
"WELL. THAT DID NOT WORK. AS I TOOK THAT DECISION AND ONE OR TWO WEEKS LATER... I WAS DRUNK... MAKING OUT WITH YOU..."
"OH... YES? I'M BLUSHING CUB! YOU WHAT??? AND... BUT YOU GOT DRUNK???"
"YES, CAUSE I WASN'T WITH THE IDEA IN MY HEAD OF MEETING ANYONE. YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CONSCIOUS IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO MAKE 10.000 DATING RULES WORK"
"OH, YES, YOU CUB!!!"
"WELL... GUESS THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO DO TO FIND LOVE...! STOP LOOKING FOR IT... IT WORKED FOR ME!!!"
"I HAD A MASTER PLAN BEHIND... YOU HAD TO GET DRUNK... HAD NO IDEA YOU DID NOT DRINK"
"WELL, YOU WERE LUCKY. BUT MAKING SOMEONE DRUNK, OR WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO GET DRUNK, IS NOT A DATING RULE... I'M 100% SURE ABOUT IT. SO I GUESS IF YOUR PLAN FAILED THERE WOULD BE A PLAN B OR C OR..."
"YEAH... KINDA... SHUT UP!!!!"
"WELL, HERE'S WHEN I SAY, LIKE A LOT OF TIMES BEFORE... WHY YOU ASK IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW?"
"PU-LEEEEASEEE"
"YES. I HAVE TOLD YOU. """YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER""" OR """DON'T ASK THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW""" AND THEN YOU KEEP ASKING OR TRYING AND I ANSWER AND WE GET TO THIS SAME POINT. YOU NEVER LEARN!!!"
"WELL. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. LIKE ALWAYS..." o.O
"YOU DON'T MEAN THAT."
DREAM OF MY DREAMS
FIRE OF MY LOINS
-----------MY NIGHTMARE----------
MY LOVE, MY SIN.
