"MIKE, I DON'T WANT A PET"
"YOU TOLD ME YOU WANTED A DOLPHIN, A PONY AND A JIRAFFE. WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND???"
"WELL... YOU KNOW I WENT TO A BARBECUE FON INDEPENDENCE DAY OF CHILE. AND THERE WAS A... SHEEP IN THE... FIRE"
"WHAT???"
"YES. WELL. IT WAS DEAD, NOT LIKE THEY WERE KILLING THE SHIP FOR IT SINS LIKE IN INQUISITION DAYS... I FELT SO SORRY FOR WHAT I ATE!!!"
"WHAT YOU ARE, BEAR CUB... HAHAHAHA... SAYING???"
"WELL TUNA COMES IN CANS. YOU DON'T SEE ANY BODY PART. THE SAME WITH BURGERS, STAKES, AND, I DUNNO. IT WAS A COMPLETE SHEEP!!! AND CUT BY THE HALF SO MY WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION BECAME VERY DARK AND I STARTED TO TRY TO NOT IMAGINE HOW THAT HAPPENNED, SINCE THEY TOOK HIM AND THE END... OVER THE FIRE IN THE BARBECUE... SHIT. MAYBE I'LL CONSIDER THE IDEA OF BASE MY DIET IN TOFU"
"NO YOU... WON'T"
"OF COURSE NOT. I WON'T MAKE STOP THE MEAT INDUSTRY JUST FOR MAKING THAT. ANIMALS WILL BE KILLED ANYWAY. AND AS BUDDHA SAID, IF YOU DON'T KILL THE ANIMAL YOU CAN EAT IT AND YOUR KARMA IS SITLL OKAY!!! PLUS I HATE TOFU"
HERE IS THE MOMENT WERE EVERYBODY WHO'S READING STARTS THINKING ABOUT TELLING EVERYONE THEY BECAME ALL OF A SUDDEN VEGANS.
"WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? MEAT IS JUST MEAT. VAMPIRES DON'T MAKE SUCH FOOL QUESTIONS. WHAT'S YOUR... PROBLEM SUGARCUB???"
"WELL. I SAW THE ANIME OF HEIDI WHEN I WAS A PUP. AND I COULD NOT STOP THINKING THAT WAS HOW THE ANIME ENDED. I HAD ANOTHER IMAGE IN MY HEAD. SO IN THE END I ATE HEIDI'S PET!!!! SHIT!!! I FEEL AWFUL. SAINT HAYAO MIYAZAKI KAMIZAMA... PLEASE DON'T READ THIS AND KEEP MAKING ANIME AND NOT WHAT YOU TOLD TO THE PRESS LAST WEEK!!!"
"LOOK. THAT WAS NOT HEIDI'S PET!!! IT IS NOT REAL!!! IT WAS AN ANIME!!!"
"WELL, CLEARLY YOU DIDN'T SEE THE BODY IN THE SCENE OF FEAST"
"SHUT UP!!!"
