"YOU KNOW MIKE" SAID THE CUB IN A VERY SERIOUS TENSE "THIS BLOG IS THE BEEEEST THERAPY EVER!!!!"
O.O!
"YYY-----EEAH?"
"HELL YEAH! IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN BACH FLOWER REMEDIES, FOR SURE..."
O.O'
"OH... I SEE..."
"LOOK, IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL SOOO GOOD... FOR REAL!!! I FEEL SO HAPPY I COULD DIE!"
"SO I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND AND YOU'LL.. LOVE ME FOREVER? SOMETHING LIKE THAT"
"MMM... YEAH. KINDA" SAID THE CUB SCRATCHING HIS HEAD
"OH. WELL. TOLD YOU THE BLOG WAS A GOOD IDEA. YOU WERE NOT VERY SURE ABOUT IT... REMEMBER?"
"I REMEMBER. LIKE I FREAKED OUT N'WOULD SAY... SOMETHING TELLS ME... IT'S NOT GONNA WORK. MAYBE THAT GUY WHO CREATED THE M&M'S WAS TOLD THE SAME THING ONCE UPON A TIME... YEAH. I THINK THAT"
"NOW YOU'RE FORREST GUMP???" O.o
"MMMM... NO. NOT REALLY. I COULDN'T RUN FOR A YEAR TO INVENT THE SMILE T-SHIRTS. NO. I'M NOT THAT GUY"
"IT'S COOL YOU FEEL GOOD"
"VERY GOOD"
"WHAT YOU'LL DO TODAY???"
"I FOUND A PLACE WHERE THEY SELL STAINLESS STEEL EARRINGS AT A SO CHEAP PRICE. SO I'LL GO BUY MORE. PLUS I HAVEN'T SEEN THOSE KIND OF EARRINGS ANYWHERE ELSE... YEP. I'LL DO THAT"
"SO YOU'RE NOW COLLECTING... EARRINGS. ALONG WITH MANGA, CONTEMPORARY LITERATURE, NIETZSCHE AND HERMANN HESSE BOOKS, MADONNA BOOKS, U.S. COMICS, EUROPEAN COMICS, PERFUMES, CHINESE SUNGLASSES, T-SHIRTS, ART BOOKS, UNDERWEAR, MERCHANDISING TOYS, TAROT DECKS, AND GARBAGE IN YOUR ROOM"
"HELL YEAH!!! AND THEY COST FOUR BUCKS!!!"
"OH"
O.o
GREAT!!!
SO HE HAS ANOTHER COLLECTION. THAT'S WHY NOT EVERYTHING CAN BE PUT IN ORDER IN HIS ROOM CAUSE OF LACK OF FURNITURE...
