FIRST OF ALL I HAVE TO MAKE CLEAR THAT THE
DREAM OF MY DREAMS
FIRE OF MY LOINS
(MY NIGHTMARE)
MY LOVE, MY SIN
DOES NOT LIKE... ZOMBIE MOVIES!!!
HELL YES! I DON'T GET IT. I JUST DON'T GEEEEEET IT!!!
HE LIKES:
HOSTEL 1 & 2, SAW 1 & 2, ALL NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET MOVIES, SILENT HILL, FINAL DESTINATION, PIRANHA 3D (HE LOVES IT, OVERAL CAUSE OF THE BLOOD. HE SAYS IT'S LIKE A MASSIVE MORTAL KOMBAT FATALITY), HE ALSO LIKES THE ALIEN MOVIES AND THE RING MOVIES, AND... WRONG TURN 1. HE'S FASCINATED BY ALL THAT STUFF.
BUT ZOMBIES... MAKE HIM FEEL AFFRAID.
AFFRAID.
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SO NOW WE ARE WATCHING THE HELLRAISER MOVIES. WE MADE OUR RESEARCH ABOUT CENOBYTES, CAUSE THE CUB SAID THAT THERE WAS LIKE A METAPHOR THERE, THAT YOU DON'T SEE IN THE MOVIE, WHAT THE MOVIE WANTS TO SHOW.
SO WE RUN INTO WIKIPEDIA TO KNOW ABOUT THE CENOBYTES.
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·CENOBYTES:
ENCYCLOPEDIA OF WORLDWIDE MEANINGS
"GOOGLE IT"
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SORRY, YOU HAVE TO GOOGLE IT. IT'S A LONG SUBJECT AND IF WE PUT IT IN HERE, NOBODY WILL UNDERSTAND, AND WILL MISUNDERSTAND EVERYTHING FOR SURE.
SO IN HELLRAISER 5 THERE'S A HUMAN PROTAGONIST, THAT WAS SO BAD AND MEAN AND HAD A STRONG ATTACHEMENT TO SEX AND MAKE OTHERS FEEL BAD. SO MY BOYFRIEND SAID HE WAS GOOD ENOUGH CENOBYTE MATERIAL.
ACTUALLY HE GOT TO THE CONCLUSION THAT, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MOVIE IS HIS TRAINING TO BECOME CENOBYTE.
WELL HE HAS HIS POINT.
SO IN HELLRAISER 6, PINHEAD ASKS A PERSON WHAT WOULD PREFFER. PAIN OR PLEASURE? AND THE CENOBYTE SAID: I PREFFER OVERALL, PAIN.
"WELL CENOBYTES DON'T FEEL PAIN CAUSE PAIN MAKES THEM FEEL PLEASURE"
SAID MY CUB.
"YES? YOU THINK SO?" I ASKED.
"WE BOTH READ THE ARTICLE IN WIKIPEDIA ABOUT CENOBYTES. YOU DON'T REMEMBER?"
"I ASKED WHAT YOU THINK. NOT WHAT YOU... ME... WE READ!!! AS WE ONLY TIE EACH OTHER SOMETIMES (HARDLY EVER) I THOUGHT WE COULD GO CENOBYTE A LITTLE"
"YOU SAY THAT WITH THOSE EYES, I'M FREAKING OUT"
"C'MON CUB!!! WE WON'T READ THE FIFTY SHADES CAUSE THEY'RE 18 HUNDRED PAGES, THE THREE BOOKS, BUT..."
"YES, I THINK SOMETIMES IN... ICE CUBES, ICE CREAM, NO FAT CREAM AND MELT CANDLE WAX..."
"YES!!!"
"BUT AS YOU ARE NOT WATCHING THE TRAILER, I THINK WE SHOULD SEE HOW THE MOVIE DEVELOPS. YOU'RE PRESSING FAST FORWARD WITH THE REMOTE, DON'T DO THAT"
"WHAT???"
"CHILL OUT, MIKE, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF!!!"
"YOU... CUB... KNOW WHAT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING???"
"YES, HAVING YOUR HEAD..."
O.o
SHITTT!!!!!!!!!!!
