"I JUST CANNOT GET THAT GIRL ELENA" SAID THE CUB "IT'S ELENA, RIGHT? CAUSE AS I DON'T LIKE THE CHARACTER I WILL FORGET HER NAME SOONER THAN LATER, FOR SURE"
"WHAT?"
"SHE'S JUST... PERTURBINGLY... HUMAN"
"BUT YOU'RE MORE HUMAN. MORE SENSITIVE, THE WAY YOU DIALOGUE AND SOLVE PROBLEMS... BUT MANIPULATIVE. LIKE YOU PUT ERIC NORTHMAN, GODRIC AND LILLY VAN DER WOODSEN IN THE JUICE MAKER AND... TA DAAAN! HERE YOU ARE"
"THE POINT IS: SHE'S JUST HYSTERIC ABOUT ALL. OKAY, THERE'S A DEAD BODY. SHE HAS TO MAKE A BIG DEAL? AND THE BOYFRIEND IS A VAMPIRE AND SHE'S LIKE ALL """OH, I GET IT, OKAY!!!""" SHE'S IMMATURE AND MAKES BIG DEAL FOR ALL.."
"WELL. SHE'S A GIRL."
"LOOK. IN ALIEN RESURRECTION WINONA RYDER PLAYS THE ROLE OF CALL. RIGHT? AND SHE WAS SO HUMAN SHE MADE MISTAKES ALL THE TIME, BUT WAS SENSITIVE AND FOOL AND... YOU KNOW WHAT? AT THE END SHE WAS AN ANDROID!!! AND ELLEN REPLEY WOULD SAY """WELL THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH!!! SHE'S JUST TOO HUMAN TO BE HUMAN""" SHE SAID THAT, NOT ME!"
"OR MAYBE SHE'S JUST A TEENAGER"
"WELL, CLEARLY SHE'S HOT AND LIKES TO SHOW OFF ALL HER BODY WITH TIGHT JEANS AND SHOWING BELLY SHIRTS. BUT HER ATTITTUDE IS LIKE """DON'T TOUCH ME!!!""" SHE IS SO CONFUSED..."
"MAYBE SHE'LL CHANGE HER ATTITUDE AND DEVELOP JUDGEMENT CRITERIA IN SEASON TWO"
"SHE'S JUST ANNOYING. AND STEFAN IS AFTER HER ONLY CAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE... HIS PAST LOST LOVE A CENTURY AGO. IT'S LIKE """GET THE HINT, SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU!!! GET OVER IT!!! IT WAS A CENTURY AGO!!!""" YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN???"
"OR HE HAS HOPE IN... SOMETHING"
"WELL SO FAR IS CLEAR... YOU KNOW? IN THE FIRST THREE CHAPTERS SHE REJECTED AND DUMPED STEFAN LIKE TEN TIMES AND THEN SHE MADE UP WITH HIM. SHE'S LUCKY VAMPIRES ARE STRONGER EMOTIONALLY..."
"WHAT'S SO ANNOYING ABOUT HER?"
"WELL. SHE TALKS TOO MUCH. AND MAKES TOO MANY QUESTIONS. AND THOSE QUESTIONS ARE DEVELOPEMENT QUESTIONS. AND SHE WANTS ALL ANSWERS AND KNOW ALL. AND THEN SHE KNOWS A LITTLE BIT AND STEFAN TELLS HER NOT TO TELL ANYONE. AND SHE'S LIKE """I'M NOT ABLE TO KEEP ANY SECRET!!!""", AND WE ALL THINK """WELL, STEFAN DID RIGHT NOT TELLING A THING""". I MEAN. NOBODY ANSWERS DEVELOPEMENT QUESTIONS!!! GET REAL ELENA!!! OVERALL IF THERE'S A CENTURY OF THINGS TO TELL AND SHE GOES """TRUST IS EARNED. AND YOU DON'T TALK? I WANT TO KNOW ALL! YOU CAN PLAY MISTERY MAN BUT NOT WITH ME... OR WE ARE OVER!!!""" I JUST DON'T GET HER!"
"I INSIST IT'S CAUSE SHE'S A GIRL"
"MIKE. PAM OF TRUE BLOOD IS A GIRL TOO. AND SHE'S NOT THAT STUPID AND IMMATURE. I JUST SAY ELENA GOT STUCK IN THE GOLDEN AGE"
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"I DUNNO. I LIKE HER"
"YOU DO??? I FEEL OFFENDED" SAID THE CUB.
"WELL SHE'S GOOD LOOKING."
"OH! C'MON!!! SHE IS. BUT IF SHE DID NOT TALK... I MEAN... YOU REALLY WOULD BEAR HER??? NO, YOU WOULDN'T. YOU WOULDN'T TALK TOO MUCH WHEN WE JUST MET, I WASN'T DEMANDING TO KNOW YOUR WHOLE LIFE... AND I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE QUESTIONS EITHER, WE ARE THE SAME. OVERALL DEVELOPEMENT QUESTIONS. YOU KNOW? ELENA SHOULD GO TO COLLEGE TO STUDY """STEFAN BEHAVIOUR UNDERSTANDING""" IN EIGHT SEMESTERS SHE WOULD RUIN ALL HER SCORES FOR SURE. I MEAN... COLLEGE, MIKE!!!"
"WELL, IN THE END STEFAN HAS ALL ETERNITY TO WAIT FOR ELENA TO JUST GROW UP. WITH ALL THAT TIME... HE CAN BE PATIENT... DON'T YOU THINK???"
"YEAH?" SAID THE CUB
