"I'M SURE ABOUT IT" SAID THE CUB IN A SERIOUS ACADEMIC TONE
"YEAAAH. YOU'RE SURE ABOUT IT. THEN... I DON'T GET IT" I SAID MOCKING.
"LOOK. ALMODOVAR ALWAYS HAS TRANSFORMER CHARACTERS. RIGHT? HE WENT BEYOND THAT WITH THE MOVIE "THE SKIN I LIVE IN", FIRST OF ALL"
"YEP??? C'MON CUB!!!"
"WELL. LET'S JUST SAY SOMEONE GOT AN EXTREME MAKEOVER IN THAT MOVIE..."
"YES... HAHAHA"
"LOOK. SO. YOU KNOW FRANCOIS OZON IS DIFFERENT. HE IS PLAINLY COMIC. WITH ALMODOVAR IT'S SOMETIMES VERY DIFFICULT TO CATCH HIS JOKES. BUT IF YOU READ OR SAW RANMA 1/2, YOU JUST GET IT, RIGHT?"
"FRANCOIS OZON?" O.o
"OZON IS DIFFERENT. HE JUST JOKES. AND HE IS LIKE... MORE HEALTHY, MORE NORMAL. ALMODOVAR SOMETIMES IS JUST PERTURBING."
"WHAT DOES JURASSIC PARK HAVE TO DO WITH ALL THIS???" O.o
"DON'T MOCK ON ME. THIS IS SERIOUS STUF. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT ART. MOVIES ARE ART. THE PEOPLE WHO LEAST KNOWS THAT, ARE THE PEOPLE WHO STUDY ABOUT FILMS."
"YEAH???"
"LOOK. IN JURASSIC PARK ALL THE DINOSAURS ARE GIRLS, CAUSE THEY MADE THEM THAT WAY TO CONTROL POPULATION AND AVOID THE RISK OF LETTIN DINOSAURS BREED"
"FINE. KEEP TALKING" OH GOD. THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!
"WELL THEN HOW YOU KNOW ALL DINOSAURS IN JURASSIC PARK ARE GIRLS? YOU LOOK UNDER THEIR SKIRTS TO BE SURE? NOPE. YOU JUST DON'T GIVE THEM A PROTEIN THAT MAKES THEM MALE, JUST THAT"
"OH, I SEE. CONTINUE, CONTINUE"
"AND IAN MALCOLM SAID "YOU CANNOT DO THAT. LIFE WILL FIND A WAY" AND HE WAS TOLD "YOU MEAN, A LOT OF FEMALE ANIMALS WILL BE ABLE TO... BREED???" AND MALCOLM SAID "FRIEND, YOU CANNOT CONTROL LIFE. IT JUST WILL FIND A WAY" AND ALL WE WERE WATCHING THE MOVIE WERE LIKE "YEAH SURE, YOU'RE WRONG, GUY""
"AND?"
"WELL THE DINOSAURS BRED. THEY CHANGED SEX BECAUSE THEY HAD FROG GENES, AND SOME FROGS CHANGE OF SEX WHEN THERE IS NO OPPOSITE SEX PARTNERS IN AN ECOSYSTEM"
"SO NOW I'M IN A BIOLOGY CLASS... " O.o "RIGHT?"
"WELL SO, NOW GOING BACK TO THE ALMODOVAR AND THE EXTREME MAKEOVER. YES. THIS DINOSAURS WERE GIRLS AND BECAME TRANSFORMERS BUT THEY WERE BORN GIRLS. SO ALL DINOSAURS OF JURASSIC PARK... ARE LESBIANS. YOU UNDERSTAND???"
"HAHAHHAHAHA. HELL, YEAH!!! YOU CUB!!!"
"WELL SO WE CAN SAY THOSE DINOSAURS ARE SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN???"
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