"I HAVE NEW NEIGHBOURS"
"YEAH???" I ASKED
"YES!" ANSWERED MY CUB. NOW I SEE IT --CUB-- SOUNDS SOOOO NICE AND TENDER. CUB <3<3<3
"SO... WHAT ABOUT THAT???"
"WELL AT SOME POINT THAT HOUSE WAS NOBODY'S"
"WHAT=? HOW'S THAT?"
"MMM... THE NEIGHBOURS THAT LIVED THERE WERE MISTERIOUS AND WOULD MAKE SOME PARTIES AND PEOPLE VERY STRANGE WOULD COME. AS I LIVE IN A BOURGEOIS NEIGHBOURHOOD, NOBODY WOULD SEE THAT WITH VERY GOOD EYES... NOT EVEN ME..."
"WHAT?"
"WELL. THEY WERE SQUATTERS... BUT THE NEIGBOURS THAT GOT THERE NOW ARE STRANGER THAN THAT"
"REALLY???"
"YES, THEY ARE PALE, KINDA BLUE..."
"HOW... WHAT YOU'RE SAYING...???"
O.o!!!
"AND THEY WEAR LEATHER CLOTHES ALL THE TIME. HEY THAT'S ANOTHER FABRIC I KNOW. NOW THAT IS FIVE FABRICS I KNOW, NOT FOUR AS YOU SAID WHEN YOU MADE A PERFUME WITH ME... LOOK... THOSE GUYS..."
"WHAT ABOUT THEM? AND YES. YOU KNOW MORE THAN FOUR FABRICS, HAPPY???"
"YEEES!!!. LOOK. IT WAS LIKE A CAR STOPPED IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE. AND A GIRL GOT OUT OF THE CAR WITH A MUSIC BOX IN HER HANDS. A CUBE MUSIC BOX"
"OH... NO!"
"YES!!! MIKE... THE GIRL PLAYED WITH THE BOX AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THE NEW NEIGHBOURS WERE THERE!!!!"
"SO..." THIS IS TERRIFYING... O.o
"WELL... MY NEW NEIGHBOURS ARE CENOBYTES!"
"OH, HOLY SHIT!!!! YOU'RE KIDDING???"
"NOPE. MY FAIRY GODFATHER APPEARED. HE WAS WEARING A SKIRT, A VERSACE SKIRT AND A T-SHIRT OF THE SAME COLOUR, VERSACE TOO. AND HE TOLD ME HE WOULD PROTECT ME FROM THEM"
"OH WELL. GOOD TO KNOW THEY DO SOMETHING SOMETIMES... OUR FAIRY GODPARENTS..."
"I DUNNO. THOSE GUYS WILL JUST LEAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD. YOU GO PARTY AND ALL THE OLD LADIES OF THIS BORGEOIS NEIGHBORHOOD GOSSIP AND LOOK AT YOU WITH THOSE EYES NOBODY LIKES... BUT THESE PEOPLE ARE CENOBYTES. THEY WON'T FIT IN HERE, FOR SURE"
"SHIT. AND THEY WERE CARRYING CHAINS AND THINGS LIKE THAT???"
"NO. GUESS THEY DO THOSE THINGS IN PRIVATE. YOU THINK THEIR LAST NAMES ARE """GREY"""???"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???!!!"
"DON'T WORRY. IN ONE WEEK. THEY'LL LEAVE TO ANOTHER PLACE."
"SURE????" O.o
"YEAH. 100% SURE!!! THOSE OLD LADIES ARE JUST UNBEARABLE!!!!!!!"
WHAT THE FUCK!!!???
