"SO I WAS IN THE SUPERMARKET AND WHEN I WAS TO PAY, I LEFT THE CART BEHIND, AND WHEN I WANTED TO MOVE IT TO PUT ALL THINGS ON IT, A GUY WAS THERE SO I TOLD HIME POLETILY TEN TIMES, MIKE, TEN!!! TO MOVE AND HE WOULD NOT MOVE AND WOULD SMILE LIKE IMPLYING "YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE THE CART ALL THE WAY AROUND TO PUT YOUR THINGS INSIDE IT, CAUSE I WANT TO" HE WAS MAKING LIKE HE WAS DEAF!!! SO I FINALLY TOLD HIM... "FRIEND!!! I NEED TO MOVE THE CART!!! CAN YOU MOVE!!! I WONT' GO ALL THE WAY AROUND CAUSE YOU JUST WANT ME TO! COULD YOU MOVE, PLEASE, FRIEND!!!" SO HE MOVED. THAT'S IT. THAT WAS AWEEESOOOMEEE!!!"
"SO I'VE BEEN ALL THIS TIME TRYING TO MAKE YOU ANGRY AND I NOW HAVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION AND... NOPE. I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN..."
"I WISH I COULD BELIEVE YOU JOCK WHITE TRUFFLE CAKE!!!
"WHY YOU'RE SO ANGRY???"
"I'M WORRIED, MIKE"
"SHOULD NOT YOU FEEL SAD ABOUT IT???"
"NOPE. WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY AND YOU FEEL SAD IT IS CAUSE YOUR THROWING THAT ANGER TO YOUR INNER SELF. THAT COULD END UP MAKING YOU FALL INTO DEPRESSION. YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT!!! YOU CAN DESTROY PAPERS OR A NINTENDO WII TO FEEL BETTER, I CAN ASSURE THAT!!! PLUS... I HAVE A LOT OF WORRIES RIGHT NOW"
"LIKE YOU ARE NEVER ANGRY..."
"WELL. MY SISTER SHOULD BE IN LABOR CAUSE MY NEPHEW WANTS TO BORN AND... HE REALLY WANTS TO BORN CAUSE HE WANTED TO GET OUT EARLIER SO SHE WAS IN BED FOR THREE MONTHS. PLUS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH THE THEATER PLAY I WROTE, I WILL GET ANOTHER WORK REJECTED? AND IF IT'S NOT PROBABLY THEY'LL WANT ME TO PERFORM, AND I CAN'T DO THAT CAUSE THEATER PLAYS ARE SHOWN SO LATE, MY BIOLOGIC CLOCK WILL GO TO HELL AND I HAVE PROBLEMS TO SLEEP AGAIN CAUSE I'M NERVOUS ABOUT THE WEISS TEST RESULT AND THE GUY WHO TOOK ME THE TEST IS NOW ILL AND I DUNNO WHEN THE HELL I'M GONNA SEE THE FUCKING RESULT!!! AND I WANNA NOW SINCE A MONTH AGO!!! AND... MY MCAFEE IS NOT WORKING VERY WELL, SOMEONE HACKED ME YESTERDAY AND I DON'T KNOW WHY OR WHO DID THAT, AND MY PERSOCOM TURNED OFF LIKE THREE TIMES AND... I SENT AN APPLY FORM FOR A FRENCH GALLERY AND THEY WILL ANSWER I DON'T KNOW WHEN AND IF I'M REJECTED I'LL HAVE TO FIND A LOT OF MORE GALLERIES TO DO SO AND..."
"YOU HAVE A PERSOCOM???"
"NO, I DON'T. LUCKY YOU!!! BUT YOU CAN PUT A NAME TO YOUR COMPUTER AND MY COMPUTER IS CALLED JIMA, LIKE THE PERSOCOM, AND I CREATED A SECONDARY ACCOUNT CALLED SUMOMO, WHO IS A LAPTOP PERSOCOM, FOR IF ANOTHER PERSON WANTS TO USE MY PERSOCOM, SO THEY WON'T PEEP ON MY FILES, AND... MY VCR FELL AND IS NOT WORKING SO IF I WANT TO SEE A PROGRAM I'LL HAVE TO DOWNLOAD IT AND I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT WITH GLEE AND AMERICAN HORROR STORY EVERY WEEK, PLUS I'M SO WORRIED AND STRESSED THAT I CAN'T STOP SMOKING, I HAD NOT FOR FIVE MONTHS AND..."
"CUB... I GET THE PICTURE."
"AND I READ THE TAROT CARDS AND THAT ALWAYS MAKE ME FEEL BETTER, THAT HAPPENS WHEN I READ IT TO OTHERS TOO, BUT NOW I DID NOT FEEL BETTER, EVEN THOUGH THE CARDS SAID I WOULD WON THE LOTTERY AND WOULD BE MORE RICH THAN MESSI!!! FUCKK!!!"
"YOU THINK ABOUT ALL THAT ALL THE TIME???"
"NO I DON'T. BUT THE SITUATIONS ARE THERE AND I FEEL STRESSED, I DON'T LIKE STRESS I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THAT, SO... WHY THIS IS HAPPENNING"
"MAYBE LIFE HAS A LOT OF TROUBLE MAKING YOU FEEL WORRIED SO, LIFE IS MAKING A WAY BETTER EFFORT"
"PLUS YOU... PLUS YOU..."
???
"PLUS ME WHAT..."
"NOTHING!"
"MAYBE YOU SHOULD PAINT AND TAKE IT OUT"
"I DON'T WANT TO MAKE AN OTTO DIX WORK!!! AND I'M SO TIRED CAUSE I'M NOT SLEEPING WELL CAUSE I'M WORRIED AND..."
"I DUNNO... "
"YOU KNOW? IF THERE WAS A MOSCHINO STORE IN SANTIAGO. I WOULD GO THERE. AND WOULD GO OUT FROM THE STORE FRESH AS A LETTUCE!!! I'M SURE ABOUT IT"
THIS GUY!!!
