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Wednesday, October 30, 2013

YOU WANT A PERFUME????

YES I SAW HIM, HE WAS LISTENING TO HIS WALKMAN AND HE WAS MOVING. WHEN I SEE HIM ALONE I SEE VERY SAD POSTCARD IN MY HEAD.
LISTENING TO MUSIC AND MOVING, IN THE VERY DOWNTOWN.
I APPROACHED HIM AND TOOK OFF ONE OF HIS EARPHONES WITHOUT LETTING HIM SEE ME.
 
"OH IT'S YOU"
 
"HOW YOU KNOW?" I ASKED O.o
 
"WHO ELSE WOULD DARE TAKE AN EARPHONE OUT OF MY HEAD???"
 
"YOU LOOK... WORRIED"
 
"YES. I TURNED ON THE BOILER IN THE MORNING AND MY PARENTS MADE A SCENE"
 
"WHY YOU LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS?"
 
"CAUSE IT'S MY CHOICE. AND I'M A GEN YER..."
 
"YOU THINK THEY KNOW ABOUT YOUR RIDDLE???"
 
"NOPE. BUT SUBCONSCIOUSLY... KINDA YEAH."
 
"HOW YOU KNOW?"
 
"IF THEY REALLY KNEW, THEY WOULD HAVE BROKEN SOMETHING, LIKE A GLASS OR A DISH..."
 
"AH WELL... AND WHAT GOD THINKS ABOUT IT???"
 
"THAT YOU ARE VERY INDECISIVE WHEN YOU REALLY WANT SOMETHING..."
 
"WHAT???"
 
"IS IT NOT TRUE?"
 
"THOUGHT HE WAS AGAINST MUTANT AFFAIRS"
 
"LOOK. PRIESTS SAY THAT BASED IN THREE SENTENCES THAT ARE NOT VERY CLEAR ABOUT THE SUBJECT BUT ARE IN THE BIBLE. AS THE BIBLE HAS MORE THAN 1000 PAGES, THAT'S NOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE FOR ANYONE WHO HAS A BRAIN. AND JOSH DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT, CAUSE HE DOES NOT CARE"
 
"REALLY???"
 
"WHY YOU THINK HE GOT KILLED?"
 
"OH, MAKES SENSE..."
 
"ANYWAY... I'LL SEE WHAT I'LL DO WITH MY PARENTS. AND TODAY I WAS INVITED TO DINNER!!!"
 
"WHAT? WHO? YOU... ARE..."
 
"IT'S WITH MY FAMILY, MIKE. I WON'T MAKE OUT WITH AN UNCLE, PROMISE!!!"
 
"HA, GOOD JOKE!!! YOU... FUCKING MALE POISON IVY!!!"
 
"YEAH AND FOR TURNING ON THE BOILER, MY PARENTS DON'T KNOW IF THEY'LL SHOW UP. GOOD FOR ME AS I WAS NOT GOING AFTER THAT, BUT IF THEY WON'T GO, I WILL GO, SO I MADE LIKE I WAS VERY UPSET"
 
"OH, I SEE"
 
"WHAT WE'LL DO? THEY DON'T RELEASE CARRIE YET AND I DON'T WANNA SEE ANYTHING ELSE NOW"
 
"YOU WANT A PERFUME?"
 
"ALRIGHT. BUT WE WON'T GO TO A DEPARTMENT STORE, I KNOW SOME PLACES WHERE THEY SELL THEM WAY CHEAPER. I ONLY BUY IN DEPARTMENT STORES WHEN THEY COME WITH SHOWER GEL AND AFTER SHAVE FOR FREE, OR IF THEY HAVE A VERY GOOD PERCENT OFF"
 
"THEY ARE ORIGINAL?"
 
"YES, I'VE BOUGHT THERE BEFORE, YOU THINK I WON'T KNOW THAT?"
 
"OH, WELL, YES. SO THEY ARE... ORIGINAL"
 
 


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