"OH, MIKE! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU POSTED IN YOUR LAT POST!!! I FEEL SO HAPPY!!! NOT BLUE ANYMORE. THE CARDS WERE JUST RIGHT!!!"
"YOU THINK SO?"
"HELL YEAH!!! NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS, YOU CANNOT TAKE IT BACK!!! I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH!!!"
"I WON'T TAKE IT BACK!"
"I DUNNO. WHAT IF YOU DID?"
"I... WON'T... TAKE IT BACK!"
"CHILL OUT! IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT BACK... WHY YOU SHOUT?"
"I WON'T TAKE IT... BACK! YOU CUB!!!"
"THAT'S IT, YOU JUST SAID IT THREE TIMES. WONDERFUL!!!"
"YOU! OH NO! AGAIN I FELL IN ONE OF YOUR BEAR CUB TRAPS!!!"
"YEAH, YEAH. NOW EXPLAIN ME HOW YOU SOLVED THE RIDDLE..."
"YOU SAID "IT STARTS WITH THE LETTER W AND HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH WATER" AND I WONDERED... IF IT STARTS WITH THE LETTER W AND IT IS A RIDDLE, IT'S NOT A SINGLE WORD, MUST BE MORE THAN ONE WORD OR A SENTENCE..."
"CONTINUE! THIS IS JUST AWEEESOOOMEE!!!"
"YEAH? LOOK... NEVERMIND. THEN I THOUGHT, MAYBE IT IS ANOTHER THING. LIKE NOT A WORD OR A SENTENCE, MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE, LIKE A CODE... SO IT STARTS WITH W... AND I THOUGHT W SPACE SOMETHING. W HOTEL!"
"YES, THAT'S THE CHEAPEST PLACE WE CAN DO THAT"
"HOW YOU KNOW IT???"
"I WENT THERE TO MAKE SOME QUESTIONS"
"OH, I SEE..."
"AND THE SECOND PART OF THE RIDDLE???"
"YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING TO CHURCH THE OTHER DAY. AND YOU SAID IN THE RIDDLE, WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH... WATER. SO I TRIED TO GET INTO CATHOLIC STUFF. AND REMEMBERED. THERE WAS NO WINE, AND JOSH MADE WINE OUT OF WATER"
"YEAH. WELL DONE. YOU WON IN JEOPARDY!!!"
"THAT'S THE HUGEST THING YOU'VE BEEN ASKING TO SAINT TERESA OF LOS ANDES... RIGHT???"
"YEP"
"AND YOU WERE LEARNING FRENCH AND YOU LEARNED AND A FEW MONTHS LATER IN FRANCE THE MUTANT MARRIAGE GOT APPROVED"
"YEAH, SHE DID THAT"
"SO YOU DON'T KNOW IF WE ARE WONNA LEAVE TO PARIS OR NEW YORK AT SOME POINT"
"EXACTLY"
"WHAT DO YOU PREFFER???"
"I PREFFER NEW YORK, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF PARIS IS BETTER"
"WHY NOT?"
"CAUSE MY BLOG IS PRINCIPALLY VIEWED BY PEOPLE OF THE STATES AND NOT FRANCE, MEANING MY PAINTINGS ARE NOT THEIR FAVORITE THING, I GUESS, OR THEY DON'T LOOK AT IT CAUSE IT'S IN ENGLISH. BUT I LOVE NEW YORK. PLUS, IN EUROPE THERE ARE A LOT OF RULES UNSPOKEN TO GET ALONG WITH PEOPLE AND EACH COUNTRY HAS ITS OWN RULES UNSPOKEN AND THEY ARE SO COMPLICATED!!! AND IF YOU DON'T GET THE RULES UNSPOKEN THEY DON'T TALK TO YOU OR SEND YOU TO HELL. IN THE STATES THERE ARE RULES UNSPOKEN FOR THE SAME REASON, BUT THEY ARE KINDA STANDARIZED AND THEY ARE BASED IN LOGIC, NOT IN MOOD, SO"
"GOD, SEEMS TO ME YOU'RE PLANNING TO LEAVE CHILE SINCE A LONG TIME AGO..."
"YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. SINCE I GOT INTO ART SCHOOL"
"OH, I SEE..."
"YOU'RE NOT ANGRY???"
"YEAH... WELL A LITTLE"
"YES, "YOU" ARE ANGRY A LITTLE. JUST THINK ABOUT IT A LITTLE BIT MORE. THAT'S THE HOMEWORK OF TODAY!!! HAHAHAHA"
"YOU... I LUV U"
