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Thursday, October 31, 2013

OH NO! THERE IS A MONSTER IN MY COUCH!!!

SO I WAS IN MY COUCH TAKING MILO AND SUDDENLY MY MUG FLEW AWAY.
 
"EH... WHAT YOU'RE DOING???" I SAID o.O
 
AND THE MONSTER FELL OVER ME, HE WAS ANGRY. CAPITAL A-N-G-R-Y. SHIT. I KNEW I WAS IN TROUBLE.
SO HE SAID
 
"YOU, AUSSIE OF HELL!!! I CAN'T DO IT FOR (AMOUNT OF TIME) WITHOUR (FILL IN THE BLANKS) BECAUSE THAT BEAUTIFUL THING CHRISTIAN SAID TO OLIVER YOU'VE SAID TO ME MORE THAN 150 TIMES!!!! AND ME TO YOU LIKE 50!!!! YOU KNOW THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN TAKING ANTIDEPRESSANTS FOR (?) MONTHS!!!! LOOK, IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS I DON'T GO TO THE GYM CAUSE I RAN OUT OF STAMINA!!! AND THEN YOU GO AND ASK:
 
WHY YOU LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS????!!!!!!
 
ASSHOLE!!!!!"
 
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SHIT o.O'!!!
YES HE'S TAKING ANTIDEPRESSANTS.
YES IT'S MY FAULT.
BUT HE'S NOT DEPRESSED BECAUSE...
THE MEDICINE IS ASYMPTOMATIC AND WORKS VERY WELL
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN SAY IN MY DEFENSE
 
MICHAEL LERKOFF
 
EVA 02 VS EVA MONSTER SERIES
SHIT!!!!!!!! TT_TT

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