IT'S THE HIGHWAY OR OUR WAY!!!
"SO YOU LOVE ME" I SAID "REAL OR NOT REAL???"
"REAL"
"AND YOU'RE STILL ANGRY... REAL OR NOT REAL?"
"NOT REAL, I FEEL RELIEVED AFTER DROPPING YOUR MILO OVER THAT EXPENSIVE CARPET AND SHAKING AND SHOUTING YOU. I FEEL LIKE I SAID 1000 THINGS IN ONE SENTENCE"
"ALRIGHT. NEXT QUESTION. YOU PREFFER CRUNCH OR MILKY WAY, IT'S CRUNCH, REAL OR NOT REAL?"
"TOUGH QUESTION. I DUNNO WHAT TO SAY"
"YOU ARE UPSET CAUSE YOU ARE NOT GOING TO THE GYM, REAL OR NOT REAL?"
"NOT REAL. NOW I DON'T DEVELOP MUSCLE MASS SO I HAVE TO MISS SOME WEEKS TWICE A YEAR TO MAINTAIN MY BODY MASS WITHOUT LEVELING UP THE FUCKING WEIGHS"
"ALRIGHT. I AM AN ASSHOLE. REAL OR NOT REAL?"
"REAL"
"HEY, WHAT THE FUCK?"
"REAL"
"NEXT QUESTION... YOU KNOW SIX FABRICS CAUSE YOU ARE AWARE THAT SILK EXISTS, REAL OR NOT REAL?"
"REAL. I NEVER SAID THAT. HOW YOU KNOW?"
"REAL. I FIGURED THAT OUT. ALRIGHT AND YOUR FAVORITE COLOUR IF I SAY BLUE, IT IS COBALT BLUE, REAL OR NOT REAL?"
"200% REAL"
"YOU'RE NOT ANGRY, REAL OR NOT REAL?"
"REAL"
"YOU FORGIVE ME? REAL OR NOT... REAL?"
"REAL"
"WE NEED TO TALK"
"REAL!"
