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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

MAJOR ARCANA XII - THE HANGED MAN

 


 
"SO NOW I'M THE HANGED MAN" I SAID.
 
"HAHAHA. YEP"
 
"WHEN DID YOU GO TO THE W???"
 
"YESTERDAY!!!"
 
"OH YES! YESTERDAY... YOU WON'T TELL ME???"
 
"NOPE"
 
"THAT IS AN EXPENSIVE HOTEL AND YOU GO AND SAY "IT'S THE CHEAPEST OPTION" YOU... SURE?"
 
"LOOK, NORMALLY PEOPLE CAN WASTE FROM 6000 TO 10000 BUCKS IN THIS KIND OF EVENTS. SO I WAS TOLD THE ROOM WITH THE TABLES WAS TOO BIG. AND WAY EXPENSIVE. SO THEY TOLD ME IT WAS MORE EASIER TO MAKE A BUFFET AND PUT SOME COOL COUCHES IN A ROOM AS BIG AS I THINK WE NEED AND I WAS TOLD "YOU'LL PAY A DJ FOR THE MUSIC?" AND I WAS LIKE "NOPE. I'LL BE THE DJ. I HAVE A WALKMAN, I ONLY NEED A SOUND SYSTEM AND THEN PRESS PLAY, SO I'LL LISTEN TO WHAT I WANT" THEY TOLD ME THAT ALL WAS LIKE 3000 BUCKS AND INCLUDING THE HOTEL HABITATION WITH LATE CHECK-OUT INCLUDED"
 
"OH, I SEE"
 
"AND I WENT SEMI-FORMAL WITH CK JEANS AND AN OFFICE JACKET I HAD TO ADD CHAINS TO, CAUSE IT JUST LOOKED UGLY AND BORING THE NORMAL WAY. I PUT THOSE CHAINS AFTER I SAW A GUY WITH A JACKET WITH CHAINS IN AN ACE OF BASE VIDEO, AND ALL PEOPLE WAS GOSSIPPING AND WONDERING IF I WAS FROM EUROPE, HA!"
 
"OH, WELL...YEAH, THAT'S CHEAP... FOR THE W... AND THE CAKE?"
 
"IT'S LIKE 400 BUCKS, I HAVE A DRAWING..."
 
"SHIT!"
 
"WELL, ANY OTHER PLACE CAN TELL YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT AND YOU CAN PAY WAY MORE MONEY AND IN THE FATAL DAY, YOU CAN GET KICKED OUT OF THE HOTEL OR ANY OTHER PLACE, FOR MUTANT. THAT WON'T HAPPEN IN THE W..."
 
"SO YOU LIKE ACE OF BASE"
 
"LOVE ACE OF BASE. YEAH. I SEE THAT AS A NORMAL THING BUT GUESS IN THE REAL WORLD THAT'S A GUILTY PLEASURE, ANYWAY"
 
"YEAH, I'M THE HANGED MAN" 
 

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