"HOW YOU DID THAT???"
"OH THAT..." SAID HIM.
"YES THAT -.-" I SAID.
"OH WELL. I DON'T TRUST THE PIERCING PLACES, CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT CAN BE IN THOSE NEEDLES"
"WHAT???"
"IT'S LIKE, WHEN YOU... AND THE NEEDLE... IF IT HAS BLOOD"
"WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!!"
"THOSE NEEDLES HAVE NO CONDOMS!!!!"
"AH, THAT. OH WELL... SO WHAT YOU DID???"
"I CALLED ONE OF MY MENTORS. I ENTERED THAT INNER SPACE DEEP IN MY HEART AND MEDITATED AND SEARCHED FOR ENLIGHTENMENT"
"YEAH??? HAHAHA! YOU CUB!!!"
"YES, ME CUB!!! YOU'LL STOP SAYING THAT??? IT'S JUST ANNOYING!"
"NOPE"
"SO I ASKED FOR ENLIGHTENMENT TO ONE OF MY MENTORS AND I WONDERED "WHAT WOULD LINDSAY LOHAN DO?"
"REALLY???"
"YEAH. SO I USED ICE. ALCOHOL FOR MY EARS AND THE NEEDLE. THEN I PUT FIRE TO THE NEEDLE. AND THEN I USED A PIECE OF APPLE AND... TA DAAAAN!!! NOW I CAN USE EARRINGS!!! I LOOK SO HOT WITH THEM"
"HUM. YEAH, YOU DO..."
