"I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT" ??? WHAT??? O.O "HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT" SHIT!!! "IT FELT SO RIGHT, DON'T MEAN I'M IN LOVE..."
"WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!!!" I SHOUTED "YOU... CUB OF HELL!!!"
"NOTHING. WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG?" SAID THE CUB WITH HAMTARO -I DID NO WRONG THING- EYES.
"YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOU KISSED A GIRL!"
"WELL.. I'VE BEEN THERE... AS YOU TOO... WAIT A SEC... WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?"
"I HEARD IT, YOU JUST SAID IT"
"SO NOT ONLY LOVE CAN BE BLIND, BUT ALSO JEALOUSY, LOOK AT YOU, MIKE! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF!!!"
"HAVING YOUR HEAD WOULD BE EMBARRASSING!!! OVER A SILVER PLATE!"
"IT'S A... EHEM!... SONG, HONEY. A KATY PERRY'S SONG"
"WHAT?"
"YOU DO LISTEN TO KATY PERRY BUT YOU JUST DON'T LISTEN. AND NOW YOUR BLIND JEALOUSY DID NOT LET YOU SEE I WAS SINGING A KATY PERRY'S SONG"
"WHAT? AH. YES. THAT SONG" I SAID SCRATCHING MY HEAD.
"YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ALL KATY PERRY'S SONGS" SAID THE CUB MISTERIOUSLY SMILING.
"WHAT? WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? I DON'T GET IT"
"YEAH, DOESN'T MATTER..."
"IT DOESN'T"
"I'M IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY, YOU NOTICED?"
"EH... YEAH" WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT?
"TOLD YOU I WAS BLUE YESTERDAY AND TODAY I WOULD BE OKAY! AND... I'M OKAY!!!"
"CUB?"
"YOU KNOW? I'VE BEEN LETTING MY PET SLEEP IN MY BED THESE DAYS. I HAVE TO MAKE HER THERAPY AFTER THE PERSON THAT GOT THE ASS KICKED BY ME TREATED HER LIKE A SOCCER BALL. YOU KNOW? IF I TALKED TO PETA WITH MY FAMILY, I WOULD WIN THIS CASE. BUT I HAVE NO INTEREST IN DOING THAT ANYMORE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I WONDER IF THOSE GUYS ARE JACKASSES CAUSE THEY ARE CHILEAN OR CAUSE THEY'RE JUST JACKASSES... NEVERMIND, TURNED THE PAGE"
"YOU ARE CHILEAN TOO"
"I KNOW, BUT WHEREVER STORE I GO THEY ASK ME IF I SPEAK SPANISH. SORRY, NO OFFENSE, BUT IT'S TRUE"
"REALLY GOOD MOOD TODAY!!!"
"YEAH. I WATCHED A GOSSIP GIRL EPISODE AND I FEEL JUST SO GOOOOOOD!!! YOU KNOW WATCHING MY MUSE BLAIR WALDORF JUST MAKES ME... HAPPY!!!"
"YOU SAID YOU'D BUY CANVAS TODAY"
"YES, I DUNNO IF THE STORE IS OPEN. SO I DUNNO IF I'LL CALL TO VERIFY OR JUST GO, YOU KNOW, THIS WEEK WAS LIKE A WHOLE 7-DAY HOLYDAY BECAUSE OF THE DAY OF THE INDEPENDENCE. BUT TODAY IS NOT HOLYDAY, BUT MAYBE THE STORE OWNER GOT A HANGOVER... SO I DUNNO IF IT WILL BE OPEN, THE STORE."
"YES, SURE" WHY THIS CUB IS TALKING LIKE SAYING ---ANOTHER THING---????
"WELL, LOOK. I HAVE A LOT TO DO TODAY. NOW AT LEAST ONE PERSON IS LOOKING AT MY PAINTINGS, WITH REAL INTEREST, I'M IN THE MOOD TO PAINT"
"SURE"
WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT??????
