"YES" SAID THE CUB "IT'S HOT, THE WEATHER... I MEAN"
"WELL THE PERFECT MOMENT IS NOW TO MAKE THINGS EVEN. EVEN STEVEN???? WE'LL MAKE A ---SQUAAARE-- JUST LIKE KILL BILL'S BRIDE" I SAID IN SERIOUS TENSE.
"LOOK, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" SAID THE GREAT HUNK.
"I MEAN... "
"WHICH OF ALL THINGS I MAKE YOU ANNOY, YOU'RE TALKING NOW???"
SHIT!
O.o
"SO YOU'RE FAST AND FURIOUS NOW? IT WAS NOT FAST AND CURIOUS??? LOOK. YOU JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK".
"SURE, WHATEVER..." SAID THE CUB SCRATCHING HIS HEAD AND SHOWING OFF A LOT OF MEAT AS HE WAS WEARING A SLEEVELESS CK SHIRT. AND BLACK. LIKE IT WAS DUST IN THE WIND!!!! THIS GUY!!! DOES NOT HAVE A MIRROR???!!!
"SO" I CONTINUED "I AM ANGRY ABOUT YOUR FUCKING OBSESSION WITH PERFUMES. AND. AS IT ALL STARTED WITH THE PERFUME. IT WILL END IN THE SAME PLACE. SO WE MAKE A PERFECT CIRCLE OF LIFE AND MAKE KARMA COME BACK AROUND, ALRIGHT?"
"WHAT" SAID THE CUB, SMILED, AND LAUGHED.
"FIRST, I'LL TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF" I SAID SERIOUSLY TALKING.
"WE'LL PLAY DOCTOR? WHAT'S WRONG?" SAID SUPER HUNK GIGGLING. AND I SAW STARS IN THOSE EYES.
"I SEE YOU. WANT TO MANIPULATE ME, AS USUALLY, AND I WON'T FALL IN YOUR BEAR CUB TRAP! I WON'T GET NERVOUS. THIS TIME
I WON'T"
HAVE YOU SEEN THE BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC VIDEO "I WANNA GO"? AT THE END A BEAR SAYS TO BRITNEY HE LIKES SEASHELLS. AND BRITNEY MAKES A GESTURE OF "I DON'T GET IT?" WITH HIS FACE. THE SAME GESTURE DID THE CUB.
"HONEY, WHAT YOU DRANK?" SAID THE CUB.
SO I TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT, THEN HIS PANTS AND SNEAKERS AND SOCKS. AND WHAT I SAW? RED TOMMY HILFIGER STRETCH BOXERS.
"NOW WHAT? MIKE I KNOW WHEN YOU WANT TO DO IT AND YOU KNOW, NOW YOUR BEHAVIOUR IS NOT THE SAME. YOU'LL EXPLAIN OR YOU WON'T?"
"WELL" I SAID PUTTING THE PROPPER FABRIC FOR THIS PURPOSE OVER THE COACH.
"NEVER SEEN THIS KIND OF FABRIC BEFORE"
"CUB, YOU JUST CAN RECOGNIZE COTTON, LINEN AND ACRYLIC. WELL, WHOOL TOO, THAT MAKES 4 FABRICS. YOU DON'T KNOW ALL FABRICS, ABOUT THAT YOU KNOW NOTHING, GET REAL AND GET UP THE COUCH"
"YES BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT IN CLOTHES. AND EVEN I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY CLOTHES I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE. IN STORES, INTERNET, BOOKS, OR MAGAZINES."
"SHIT. WELL. HERE I GO. YES. YOU DON'T WEAR THIS FABRIC. LOOK. I'LL COVER IT IN BUTTER" THE LOOK IN HIS EYEES "LOOK CUB, DON'T INTERRUPT ME. THIS IS VERY SERIOUS STUFF. IT'S ABOUT THE PERFUME. SO YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH YOUR PERFUMES"
"YOU TOO"
"SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK. I'LL COVER THIS WITH BUTTER. AND YOU'LL GET OVER IT. AND LAY IN THE COUCH. THEN I WILL COVER YOU WITH BUTTER AND THEN WITH THE REST OF THE FABRIC."
"SO YOU'LL MAKE A PERFUME WITH ME... I GOT IT. I DUNNO, I'M NOT SURE ABOUT IT. HOW MUCH TIME I HAVE TO STAY STILL??? CAUSE IF IT'S..."
"WELL YOU'LL BE SURE AS WHEN GRENOUILLE TRYED TO DO THIS WITH HIS BEST MANNERS AND HE FOUND OUT HE COULDN'T HE ENDED UP KILLING A GIRL. A MAN IN YOUR CASE, WHY YOU CUB!!! ARE GIGGLING???!!!"
"THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!!! I DON'T SEE WHY YOU WANT TO... HA HA"
"YES, YOU BEAR CUB OF HELL, YOU DON'KNOW I KNOW YOU ARE THE MALE VERSION OF POISON IVY. YOUR PHEROMONES AND ALL THAT. PEOPLE HAVE TO TAKE SPECIAL DRINKS FOR IT!!! IT'S NOT FAIR YOU SHOW OFF ALL THAT PHEROMONE POWER ON YOUR OWN. SO I'M MAKING A PERFUME WITH YOU!!!"
"AL---RIGHT!!!" SAID THE CUB LAUGHING OUT LOUD.
"AND IT'S THREE HOURS"
"SURE" SAID HIM SMILING.
THIS GUY!!!
