WE ARE POWER RANGERS!!!

"SO I WAS TELLING YOU THAT I DRINK DIET COKE CAUSE I DON'T LIKE SUGAR. I GET A STOMACHACHE AND FILL DIZZY OR WORSE"

"AH. IT'S NOT ONLY A DIET THING..." I SAID.

"EXACTL... AND PEOPLE LOOK AT ME IN A DIFFERENT WAY LIKE SAYING """THIS GUY LOOKS SO COOL DRINKING DIET COKE, HE'S NOT A GIRL!!!!""" "

"ANYWAY. HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING IN BUYING ANOTHER TAROT DECK?"

"NO!" SAID THE STUD MUFFIN "HEY! THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA!!! I'LL GO CHECK BOOK DEPOSITORY TO SEE IF THERE'S SOMETHING INTERESTING"

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SHIT
ME AND MY MOUTH!

"MIKE. I'M WORRIED"

"BOUT WHAT?"

"I DON'T KNOW IF I WILL BE ABLE TO SEE CARRIE NEXT OCTOBER. MAYBE THE RELEASE HERE IN CHILE WILL GET DELAYED, AS HAPPENNED WITH JURASSIC PARK 3D AND STAR TREK INTO THE DARKNESS..."

"WHY YOU WANT TO SEE CARRIE???!!!"

"CAUSE EVERYBODY WANTS TO? PLUS CHLOE-GRACE MORETZ IS PLAYING THE ROLE, SO I WANT TO SEE HIT GIRL KICKING THE ASS OF ALL EWEN HIGH SCHOOL... AND LATER TO ALL CHAMBERLAIN TOWN. SEEMS TO ME THIS MOVIE WILL SHOW ALL THAT, AS AFTER ALL WHAT HAPPENNED, CHAMBERLAIN BECOMES A GHOST TOWN..."

"AND YOU WANT TO SEE THAT?"

"YES. YOU NOW DON'T LIKE HORROR MOVIES? I MEAN... THAT MOVIE WILL BE RATED PG-13 FOR SURE. THAT MEANS IS FOR CHILDREN. PLUS I READ THE BOOK AND IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL"

"EXPRESSIONISM???"

"NO, JUST ROMANTICISM"

"WELL.."

AND THEN A GUY IN CLOWN CLOTHES CAME TO US, HIS ARM BLEEDING. THE OTHER ARM HANGING A BUDWEISER.

"GUYS... I FINALLY FOUND YOU. YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONES" SAID THE GUY.

"FOR WHAT?" SAID MY CUB.

"WELL. LONG STORY. BUT... THE REAL THING HERE... I MEAN... THE POINT IS... YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONES"

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WHAT THE HELL

"SO YOU WILL BECOME POWER RANGERS NOW. MIKE, YOU'LL BE THE RED RANGER. AND CUB, YOU'LL BE THE BLUE RANGER"

"FOR WHAT REASON?" ASKED THE CUB.

"WELL" SAID THE MENTOR "TO SAVE TE WORLD, OF COURSE"

"FROM WHAT?"

"THE DANGER OF THE POWER OF DARKNESS" SAID THE MENTOR.

"THAT COMES WITH GREAT RESPONSABILITY?" ASKED MY BOYFRIEND IN AN -I WANNA RUN AWAY- TONE.

"YES..." ANSWERED THE MENTOR IN A SERIOUS MORFEUS TONE "HERE ARE YOUR WEAPONS"

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"FOR MIKE... " SAID THE MENTOR "THE TERMINATOR 2 MACHINE GUN. FOR THE CUB, THE BRIDE'S HATTORI HANZO STEEL"

"AH, NOW WE WANT TO BE POWER RANGERS" SAID THE CUB

"YEP" I SAID.

"SO YOU'LL NEED YOUR WEAPONS TO FIGHT THE POWER OF DARKNESS AND MAKE LOVE AND PEACE PREVAIL..."

"AH, THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE" SAID THE CUB.

"YEAH, MAKES SENSE" I ADDED.

"YOU'LL NEED THESE POWER RANGER MEDALLIONS TO TRANSFORM INTO POWER RANGERS. GUYS, I HAVE TO LEAVE NOW. THE PRINCESS OF LOVE AND PEACE SEND ME TO GIVE YOU THIS MESSAGE. BUT I NOW NEED MEDICAL AID..." SAID THE MENTOR.

"SURE" SAID THE CUB.

"BUT REMEMBER..." SAID THE MENTOR "I'LL BE BACK"

AND HE LEFT.

"SO WE ARE POWER RANGERS NOW?"

"YOU THING NEXT SEASON MORE POWER RANGERS WILL JOIN OUR TEAM?" ASKED THE CUB.

"THESE THING CAN GO WORSE?"

"YOUR MACHINE GUN IS MORE COOL THAN MY HATTORI HANZO STEEL. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE COMPLAINING"

THIS GUY!!!