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Friday, September 20, 2013

KICK ASS????

"YOU KNOW" SAID THE CUB "SOMETHING UGLY HAPPENNED THE OTHER DAY AND I ENDED UP KICKING SOMEONE'S ASS"

GOD, THAT SHOULD HAVE HURT. I MEAN, HERE IT COMES, THAT'S A TRUCK AND IS GONNA HIT ME!

"WHO'S ASS???" I ASKED.

"I WOULD TELL YOU BUT WE SAID WE WON'T MENTION REAL NAMES HERE, REMEMBER?"

"OH, YES. I REMEMBER. SO... WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS"

"I TOLD SOME PEOPLE OF THE FAMILY ABOUT IT, CAUSE I HAD MY REASONS TO DO IT AND ALL... BUT THEY WOULD NOT GET IT..."

"AND THE POINT IS???"

"WELL. IT IS NOT THAT WHAT THEY TOLD ME WAS HURTING OR THAT I DID NOT LIKE IT. WHAT IT WAS. BUT WHAT I DISLIKE THE MOST IS... I REALIZED THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE THERE... THAT ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE I HAVE NO INTEREST TO RELATE TO... AND THAT IS JUST LIKE AN UNFORTUNATE SLIGHT... IT HURST CAUSE I HAD ANOTHER IMAGE OF THEM IN MY HEAD AND I SAW SOME TRUE COLOURS I DID NOT LIKE. AND IT HURTS CAUSE I CARE ABOUT THEM AND NOW I REALIZE I NEVER WANTED TO TALK TO THEM, TO BEGIN WITH. NOT FOR A VENOMOUS THING. JUST BECAUSE... I'M NOT INTERESTED... AND ALL THIS JUST MAKES ME DOWN"

"AH. WELL THAT ASS WAS WELL KICKED. I MEAN WELL DONE. PREJUDICIOUS PEOPLE DON'T SEE THE WHOLE PICTURE"

"YES, AND I HAVE PRIDE AND DON'T LIKE PREJUDICE"

HA. THAT'S A BOOK CUB! GOOD JOKE.

"TALKING ABOUT KICKING ASSES... REMEMBER THAT GUY CALLED PHILIPPE???"

"NOPE..."

"THE ONE I TRIED TO HAVE A FLIRT WITH AND IT WAS SO SHOCKING HOW HE... I WOULD KICK HIS ASS!!!"

"OH I REMEMBER. YES! PHILIPPE. WHAT ABOUT THAT"

"WELL, I TRIED TO TALK TO HIM AND I MADE A LIST WITH WHAT HE TOLD ME AND WHAT HE MEANT, GOT IT?"

"ALRIGHT"

HERE THE LIST

WHAT HE SAID / WHAT HE MEANT

-YOU KNOW AT GYMS ARE TRAININGS THAT REALLY MAKE YOU DEVELOP MUSCLE / YOU ARE ALL BONES
-YOU MAKE DIET? YOU DON'T MAKE DIET? / YOU ARE FAT!!!
-WHAT MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO? / DO WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON?
-YOU LISTEN TO POP? WELL I LISTEN TO ROCK / STOP LISTENING POP AND START LISTENING ROCK
-YOU LIKE TO DANCE? I LIKE TO TALK / STOP DANCING AND START TALKING
-WHAT YOU STUDIED? / HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKET?
-YOU STUDIED ART?!!! / YOU'RE POOR.
-I DON'T GO OUT AT NIGHT CAUSE OF MY BIOLOGIC CLOCK / YOU WON'T GO OUT AT NIGHT WITH ME
-AND I WILL STUDY TILL I'M THIRTY / YOU WILL DO ALL I TOLD YOU AND YOU WILL WAIT FOR ME UNTIL I'M THIRTY AND THEN "WE" CAN CONSIDER THE IDEA OF GOING OUT ONCE...

"AH. THAT PHILIPPE" I SAID.

"YES.  I WOULD KICK HIS ASS!!!"

"WE COULD DO THAT TOGETHET!!!"

"YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT LEGAL, AND THE OTHER DAY THING WAS ALSO IN SELF DEFENSE... YOU KNOW..."

ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL.

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