THE CANVAS STORE OWNER DID HAVE A HANGOVER!!!!

"MIKE, WE NEED TO TALK"

O.O
SHIT!!!

"BOUT WHAT?"

"WHEN I SEE A WALL AND I TELL YOU NOT TO HIT YOUR HEAD WITH IT... I REALLY MEAN IT"

""WHY YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS?"

"BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU"

"WHAT? YOU CUB!"

"LOOK, I DID NOT AUTHORIZE YOU TO WRITE THE STAND UP POST YOU JUST PUBLISHED. BUT YOU INSISTED AND I STILL SAID NO, ANYWAY I LET YOU HIT THE WALL WITH YOUR HEAD"

"WELL, MAYBE, BUT I REALLY MEANT THAT"

"MAKE THAT CLEAR YOU MEANT THAT"

"YOU MEAN THAT TOO!!!"

"THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WILL MAKE THINKS LIKE THAT PUBLIC ON THE NET"

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND"

"WELL, I THINK NOBODY GOT IT. AND THEY GOT IT ALL AROUND. IT WILL TAKE TIME FOR THAT POST TO BE REALLY UNDERSTOOD, I THINK IT'S KINDA CONTROVERSIAL, BUT THANKS FOR EXPLAINING BETTER WHY I KICKED SOMEONE'S ASS IN SELF DEFENSE. I APPRECIATE THAT"

"SEEMS TO ME YOU ARE CALLING ME AN... IDIOT"

"I DID NOT SAY THAT YOU ARE AN IDIOT"

"WELL. ANYWAY"

"MAYBE IN NEXT CENTURY PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WROTE. IT IS TRUE: IF YOU ARE A MUTANT YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF AND MAKE OTHERS RESPECT YOU. BUT YOU COULD HAVE WROTE THE POST IN A HELLO KITTY MODE, NOT HAPPY TREE FRIENDS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"

"NO. BEN COHEN WOULD SAY I DID THE RIGHT THING"

"I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THAT. I DON'T KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT BEN COHEN, NEITHER HOW POLITICALLY CORRECT HE MANAGES STAND UP FOUNDATION. LIKE I ONLY KNOW HOW HE LOOKS WET, SHIRTLESS OR IN UNDIES. AND HE USED TO PLAY RUGBY IN UK. BESIDES THAT I'M CLUELESS"

"WHATEVER! CUB!"

"WELL, MADE THAT POINT CLEAR, I COULD NOT BUY CANVAS TODAY. THE STORE OWNER HAD A HANGOVER AND THE STORE WAS CLOSED"

"SO... WHY DID YOU NOT BUY CANVAS ANYWHERE ELSE???"

"CAUSE IN THIS STORE CANVASES ARE AT 50%"

"AH, WELL. THAT WOULD EXPLAIN... SO MUCH"

"YEAH, AND I HAD 20 BUCKS IN MY POCKET THAT'S 6 CANVASES 40 X 50 CMS SIZE. ANYWERE ELSE IT WOULD BE ONLY 3 FOR AN EYE"

"OH YEAH. I GET IT. SO WHAT YOU'LL DO"

"IMPROVISE"

"WHAT????"

"I HAVE SOME HIGH QUALITY CHALK PASTELS. NEVER USED THEM BEFORE IN A """REAL""" WORK, THAT'S WHY I'LL IMPROVISE"

"SO NOW YOU COULD MAKE A REALLY AWFUL WORK"

"YES. BUT LET'S HOPE THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. THOSE CHALK PASTELS COSTED ME VERY EXPENSIVE"

"AND WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DRAW???"

"SOME ANIME CHARACTERS"

"LIKE WHO?"

"SHERYL NOME"

"REALLY???"

"HELL... YEAH!!!"

"BUT IF THEY ARE CHALK PASTELS AND YOU DON'T SCREW THE DRAWINGS... YOU COULD MAKE A LOT IN LESS TIME THAN IT TAKES YOU MAKE A PAINTING"

"YEAH. I KNOW THAT" SAID MY STUD SMILING HAPPILY.

"WELL, I WON'T APOLOGIZE FOR THE STAND UP POST. PEOPLE LIKE US, MUTANTS, NEED TO DEVELOP COURAGE."

"WHATEVER"

THIS GUY!!!!!