PUT THAT HATTORI HANZO STEEL WERE IT WAS, OK???

TAKE IT EASY ALRIGHT???

 

I'M SORRYYY!!!!

OH... I'M AN ASSHOLE...

(KARMA) !!! O.O' GOMENASAIIII KUB!!!

ALL MEN ARE THE SAME...

 

 

 

OH NO! THERE IS A MONSTER IN MY COUCH!!!

SO I WAS IN MY COUCH TAKING MILO AND SUDDENLY MY MUG FLEW AWAY.

 

"EH... WHAT YOU'RE DOING???" I SAID o.O

 

AND THE MONSTER FELL OVER ME, HE WAS ANGRY. CAPITAL A-N-G-R-Y. SHIT. I KNEW I WAS IN TROUBLE.

SO HE SAID

 

"YOU, AUSSIE OF HELL!!! I CAN'T DO IT FOR (AMOUNT OF TIME) WITHOUR (FILL IN THE BLANKS) BECAUSE THAT BEAUTIFUL THING CHRISTIAN SAID TO OLIVER YOU'VE SAID TO ME MORE THAN 150 TIMES!!!! AND ME TO YOU LIKE 50!!!! YOU KNOW THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN TAKING ANTIDEPRESSANTS FOR (?) MONTHS!!!! LOOK, IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS I DON'T GO TO THE GYM CAUSE I RAN OUT OF STAMINA!!! AND THEN YOU GO AND ASK:

 

WHY YOU LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS????!!!!!!

 

ASSHOLE!!!!!"

 

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SHIT o.O'!!!

YES HE'S TAKING ANTIDEPRESSANTS.

YES IT'S MY FAULT.

BUT HE'S NOT DEPRESSED BECAUSE...

THE MEDICINE IS ASYMPTOMATIC AND WORKS VERY WELL

THERE'S NOTHING I CAN SAY IN MY DEFENSE

 

MICHAEL LERKOFF

 

EVA 02 VS EVA MONSTER SERIES

SHIT!!!!!!!! TT_TT

YOU WANT A PERFUME????

YES I SAW HIM, HE WAS LISTENING TO HIS WALKMAN AND HE WAS MOVING. WHEN I SEE HIM ALONE I SEE VERY SAD POSTCARD IN MY HEAD.

LISTENING TO MUSIC AND MOVING, IN THE VERY DOWNTOWN.

I APPROACHED HIM AND TOOK OFF ONE OF HIS EARPHONES WITHOUT LETTING HIM SEE ME.

 

"OH IT'S YOU"

 

"HOW YOU KNOW?" I ASKED O.o

 

"WHO ELSE WOULD DARE TAKE AN EARPHONE OUT OF MY HEAD???"

 

"YOU LOOK... WORRIED"

 

"YES. I TURNED ON THE BOILER IN THE MORNING AND MY PARENTS MADE A SCENE"

 

"WHY YOU LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS?"

 

"CAUSE IT'S MY CHOICE. AND I'M A GEN YER..."

 

"YOU THINK THEY KNOW ABOUT YOUR RIDDLE???"

 

"NOPE. BUT SUBCONSCIOUSLY... KINDA YEAH."

 

"HOW YOU KNOW?"

 

"IF THEY REALLY KNEW, THEY WOULD HAVE BROKEN SOMETHING, LIKE A GLASS OR A DISH..."

 

"AH WELL... AND WHAT GOD THINKS ABOUT IT???"

 

"THAT YOU ARE VERY INDECISIVE WHEN YOU REALLY WANT SOMETHING..."

 

"WHAT???"

 

"IS IT NOT TRUE?"

 

"THOUGHT HE WAS AGAINST MUTANT AFFAIRS"

 

"LOOK. PRIESTS SAY THAT BASED IN THREE SENTENCES THAT ARE NOT VERY CLEAR ABOUT THE SUBJECT BUT ARE IN THE BIBLE. AS THE BIBLE HAS MORE THAN 1000 PAGES, THAT'S NOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE FOR ANYONE WHO HAS A BRAIN. AND JOSH DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT, CAUSE HE DOES NOT CARE"

 

"REALLY???"

 

"WHY YOU THINK HE GOT KILLED?"

 

"OH, MAKES SENSE..."

 

"ANYWAY... I'LL SEE WHAT I'LL DO WITH MY PARENTS. AND TODAY I WAS INVITED TO DINNER!!!"

 

"WHAT? WHO? YOU... ARE..."

 

"IT'S WITH MY FAMILY, MIKE. I WON'T MAKE OUT WITH AN UNCLE, PROMISE!!!"

 

"HA, GOOD JOKE!!! YOU... FUCKING MALE POISON IVY!!!"

 

"YEAH AND FOR TURNING ON THE BOILER, MY PARENTS DON'T KNOW IF THEY'LL SHOW UP. GOOD FOR ME AS I WAS NOT GOING AFTER THAT, BUT IF THEY WON'T GO, I WILL GO, SO I MADE LIKE I WAS VERY UPSET"

 

"OH, I SEE"

 

"WHAT WE'LL DO? THEY DON'T RELEASE CARRIE YET AND I DON'T WANNA SEE ANYTHING ELSE NOW"

 

"YOU WANT A PERFUME?"

 

"ALRIGHT. BUT WE WON'T GO TO A DEPARTMENT STORE, I KNOW SOME PLACES WHERE THEY SELL THEM WAY CHEAPER. I ONLY BUY IN DEPARTMENT STORES WHEN THEY COME WITH SHOWER GEL AND AFTER SHAVE FOR FREE, OR IF THEY HAVE A VERY GOOD PERCENT OFF"

 

"THEY ARE ORIGINAL?"

 

"YES, I'VE BOUGHT THERE BEFORE, YOU THINK I WON'T KNOW THAT?"

 

"OH, WELL, YES. SO THEY ARE... ORIGINAL"

 

 



MAJOR ARCANA XII - THE HANGED MAN

 

 

"SO NOW I'M THE HANGED MAN" I SAID.

 

"HAHAHA. YEP"

 

"WHEN DID YOU GO TO THE W???"

 

"YESTERDAY!!!"

 

"OH YES! YESTERDAY... YOU WON'T TELL ME???"

 

"NOPE"

 

"THAT IS AN EXPENSIVE HOTEL AND YOU GO AND SAY "IT'S THE CHEAPEST OPTION" YOU... SURE?"

 

"LOOK, NORMALLY PEOPLE CAN WASTE FROM 6000 TO 10000 BUCKS IN THIS KIND OF EVENTS. SO I WAS TOLD THE ROOM WITH THE TABLES WAS TOO BIG. AND WAY EXPENSIVE. SO THEY TOLD ME IT WAS MORE EASIER TO MAKE A BUFFET AND PUT SOME COOL COUCHES IN A ROOM AS BIG AS I THINK WE NEED AND I WAS TOLD "YOU'LL PAY A DJ FOR THE MUSIC?" AND I WAS LIKE "NOPE. I'LL BE THE DJ. I HAVE A WALKMAN, I ONLY NEED A SOUND SYSTEM AND THEN PRESS PLAY, SO I'LL LISTEN TO WHAT I WANT" THEY TOLD ME THAT ALL WAS LIKE 3000 BUCKS AND INCLUDING THE HOTEL HABITATION WITH LATE CHECK-OUT INCLUDED"

 

"OH, I SEE"

 

"AND I WENT SEMI-FORMAL WITH CK JEANS AND AN OFFICE JACKET I HAD TO ADD CHAINS TO, CAUSE IT JUST LOOKED UGLY AND BORING THE NORMAL WAY. I PUT THOSE CHAINS AFTER I SAW A GUY WITH A JACKET WITH CHAINS IN AN ACE OF BASE VIDEO, AND ALL PEOPLE WAS GOSSIPPING AND WONDERING IF I WAS FROM EUROPE, HA!"

 

"OH, WELL...YEAH, THAT'S CHEAP... FOR THE W... AND THE CAKE?"

 

"IT'S LIKE 400 BUCKS, I HAVE A DRAWING..."

 

"SHIT!"

 

"WELL, ANY OTHER PLACE CAN TELL YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT AND YOU CAN PAY WAY MORE MONEY AND IN THE FATAL DAY, YOU CAN GET KICKED OUT OF THE HOTEL OR ANY OTHER PLACE, FOR MUTANT. THAT WON'T HAPPEN IN THE W..."

 

"SO YOU LIKE ACE OF BASE"

 

"LOVE ACE OF BASE. YEAH. I SEE THAT AS A NORMAL THING BUT GUESS IN THE REAL WORLD THAT'S A GUILTY PLEASURE, ANYWAY"

 

"YEAH, I'M THE HANGED MAN" 

 

SO... YOU CAN'T BELIEVE IT???!!!

"OH, MIKE! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU POSTED IN YOUR LAT POST!!! I FEEL SO HAPPY!!! NOT BLUE ANYMORE. THE CARDS WERE JUST RIGHT!!!"

 

"YOU THINK SO?"

 

"HELL YEAH!!! NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS, YOU CANNOT TAKE IT BACK!!! I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH!!!"

 

"I WON'T TAKE IT BACK!"

 

"I DUNNO. WHAT IF YOU DID?"

 

"I... WON'T... TAKE IT BACK!"

 

"CHILL OUT! IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT BACK... WHY YOU SHOUT?"

 

"I WON'T TAKE IT... BACK! YOU CUB!!!"

 

"THAT'S IT, YOU JUST SAID IT THREE TIMES. WONDERFUL!!!"

 

"YOU! OH NO! AGAIN I FELL IN ONE OF YOUR BEAR CUB TRAPS!!!"

 

"YEAH, YEAH. NOW EXPLAIN ME HOW YOU SOLVED THE RIDDLE..."

 

"YOU SAID "IT STARTS WITH THE LETTER W AND HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH WATER" AND I WONDERED... IF IT STARTS WITH THE LETTER W AND IT IS A RIDDLE, IT'S NOT A SINGLE WORD, MUST BE MORE THAN ONE WORD OR A SENTENCE..."

 

"CONTINUE! THIS IS JUST AWEEESOOOMEE!!!"

 

"YEAH? LOOK... NEVERMIND. THEN I THOUGHT, MAYBE IT IS ANOTHER THING. LIKE NOT A WORD OR A SENTENCE, MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE, LIKE A CODE... SO IT STARTS WITH W... AND I THOUGHT W SPACE SOMETHING. W HOTEL!"

 

"YES, THAT'S THE CHEAPEST PLACE WE CAN DO THAT"

 

"HOW YOU KNOW IT???"

 

"I WENT THERE TO MAKE SOME QUESTIONS"

 

"OH, I SEE..."

 

"AND THE SECOND PART OF THE RIDDLE???"

 

"YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING TO CHURCH THE OTHER DAY. AND YOU SAID IN THE RIDDLE, WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH... WATER. SO I TRIED TO GET INTO CATHOLIC STUFF. AND REMEMBERED. THERE WAS NO WINE, AND JOSH MADE WINE OUT OF WATER"

 

"YEAH. WELL DONE. YOU WON IN JEOPARDY!!!"

 

"THAT'S THE HUGEST THING YOU'VE BEEN ASKING TO SAINT TERESA OF LOS ANDES... RIGHT???"

 

"YEP"

 

"AND YOU WERE LEARNING FRENCH AND YOU LEARNED AND A FEW MONTHS LATER IN FRANCE THE MUTANT MARRIAGE GOT APPROVED"

 

"YEAH, SHE DID THAT"

 

"SO YOU DON'T KNOW IF WE ARE WONNA LEAVE TO PARIS OR NEW YORK AT SOME POINT"

 

"EXACTLY"

 

"WHAT DO YOU PREFFER???"

 

"I PREFFER NEW YORK, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF PARIS IS BETTER"

 

"WHY NOT?"

 

"CAUSE MY BLOG IS PRINCIPALLY VIEWED BY PEOPLE OF THE STATES AND NOT FRANCE, MEANING MY PAINTINGS ARE NOT THEIR FAVORITE THING, I GUESS, OR THEY DON'T LOOK AT IT CAUSE IT'S IN ENGLISH. BUT I LOVE NEW YORK. PLUS, IN EUROPE THERE ARE A LOT OF RULES UNSPOKEN TO GET ALONG WITH PEOPLE AND EACH COUNTRY HAS ITS OWN RULES UNSPOKEN AND THEY ARE SO COMPLICATED!!! AND IF YOU DON'T GET THE RULES UNSPOKEN THEY DON'T TALK TO YOU OR SEND YOU TO HELL. IN THE STATES THERE ARE RULES UNSPOKEN FOR THE SAME REASON, BUT THEY ARE KINDA STANDARIZED AND THEY ARE BASED IN LOGIC, NOT IN MOOD, SO"

 

"GOD, SEEMS TO ME YOU'RE PLANNING TO LEAVE CHILE SINCE A LONG TIME AGO..."

 

"YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. SINCE I GOT INTO ART SCHOOL"

 

"OH, I SEE..."

 

"YOU'RE NOT ANGRY???"

 

"YEAH... WELL A LITTLE"

 

"YES, "YOU" ARE ANGRY A LITTLE. JUST THINK ABOUT IT A LITTLE BIT MORE. THAT'S THE HOMEWORK OF TODAY!!! HAHAHAHA"

 

"YOU... I LUV U"

 



YOU DO?????????????????????????

 

THE PROPHECYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

SO WE WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET...

 

"SO TO HAVE THE VISA ELECTRON I HAVE TO MAKE A PHONE CALL TO A BANK AND FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL I'VE GOT TO DO! THIS HAS TO WORK!"

 

"YOU'RE NOT BLUE TODAY..." I SAID.

 

"NOPE."

 

"WHY? WHAT HAPPENNED???"

 

"NOTHING"

 

"CUB, TELL ME..."

 

"NO, IT'S JUST I CANNOT BE BLUE ALL THE TIME. IT'S IN MY BLOOD. ANYWAY, I CANNOT BE BLUE AS I'M A PRO AND I DON'T WANT TO PAINT LIKE GIGER, SO..."

 

"YES. YOU'RE NOT BLUE"

 

SUDDENLY WE FOUND A PHONE BOX.

 

"THIS PHONE BOX LOOKS BRITISH" I SAID.

 

"YES, MUST HAVE BEEN PUT HERE BY A SNOB DESIGNER. THAT'S A TAUTOLOGY AS USUALLY ALL DESIGNERS ARE SNOBS. I STUDIED DESIGN SO I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT..."

 

SO THE CUB ENTERED THE PHONE BOX AND I TRIED TO ENTER TOO.

 

"DON'T ENTER PLEASE?"

 

"WHY? I CANNOT HEAR THE CONVERSATION???"

 

"LOOK. I'M ANGRY. AND WHEN I'M ANGRY I SAY THE THINGS ALL THE WAY AROUND AND YOU MISUNDERSTAND AND TAKE IT PERSONALLY, SO STAY AWAY"

 

"NOPE"

 

"DREAM OF MY DREAMS, FIRE OF MY LOINS.... MY HEADACHE!!!... MY LOVE MY SIN!"

 

"NO WAY"

 

"ALRIGHT, BUT I TOLD YOU. DON'T MAKE ME SAY LATER I TOLD YOU SO..."

 

SO I ENTERED AND THE CUB COULD NOT REMEMBER THE NUMBER.

 

"GUESS I'LL HAVE TO TRY WITH THESE NUMBERS TO SEE IF..." SAID MY LITTLE CUB PRESSING SOME BUTTONS.

 

AND SUDDENLY, THE PHONE BOX GOT CLOSSED AND THE FLOOR WHERE WE WERE STANDING, STARTED TO GO DOWN.

 

"SOMETHING MAKES ME THINK THAT WHEN YOU DIAL A WRONG NUMBER HERE, YOU GET SENT TO THE  SEWERS..." SAID THE  CUB AS CALM AS BUDHA.

 

"HOW THE HELL ARE WE GONNA GET OUT???"

 

"SWIMMING??? I DON' KNOW, MIKE, WE'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT"

 

THE FLOOR STOPPED MOVING AND A DOOR OPENED

 

"WELCOME TO THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC" SAID THE VOICE OF A POLITE WOMAN.

 

"WE'RE NOT WIZARDS" SAID THE CUB "LET'S PRETEND WE ARE OR WE WILL GET KICKED OUT OF THIS PLACE"

 

"SURE... YOU READ ALL HARRY POTTER BOOKS, RIGHT? CAUSE I DON'T WANNA GET LOST IN THIS PLACE"

 

"SORRY, I DON'T HAVE A MARAUDER'S MAP OF THIS PLACE"

 

"WHAT???!!!"

 

"LOOK, TRY TO SEE THE SILVER LINING HERE. WE DID NOT GET HERE THROUGH A WC... SO DON'T COMPLAIN, FINE?"

 

"YES, YOU ARE ANGRY"

 

SO WE WALKED AND WENT INTO AN ELEVATOR AND GOT LOST AND THEN WE STARTED WALKING THROUGH SOME CORRIDORS. AT SOME POINT WE GOT TO A BIG PLACE FULL OF GLASS SPHERES.

 

"I CAN'T SEE NOTHING HERE" SAID THE CUB "LET'S USE THE LIGHTS OF OUR CELL PHONES.

 

SO WE DID.

 

"THIS PLACE IS ETERNAL. IT'S LIKE WE'LL NEVER GET OUT"

 

"I HAVE AN IDEA" SAID THE CUB "WHEN WE GET OUT OF THIS BIG PLACE, WE WILL TALK TO A WIZARD AND TELL WE ARE NOT WIZARDS SO WE WILL GET KICKED OUT FROM THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC AND WE'LL GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE, HOW'S THAT?"

 

"CLEVER. AND NICE. GOOD IDEA"

 

SO WE WERE WALKING AND I STARTED LOOKING AT SOME GLASS SPHERES.

 

"CUB. THIS GLASS SPHERE HAS YOUR NAME ON IT"

 

"REALLY??? LET ME SEE..."

 

SO HE TOOK IT AND A CLUMSY WOMAN WITH GIANT GLASSES WAS INSIDE. SHE LOOKED HIGH. AND SHE STARTED TALKING.

 

"WHAT THE HELL???" I SAID.

 

"OH IT'S A PROPHECY"

 

SO WE HEARD WHAT THE HIGH WOMAN WAS SAYING.

 

 

"THE ONE WITH THE POWER TO VANQUISH THE BEAR CUB'S SECOND IMPACT SCAR APPROACHES... BORN TO THOSE WHO MADE MILO, BAZ LUHRMANN, AND OLYMPICS GAMES, BORN ON THE FIRST HALF OF THE FOURTH MONTH... AND THE BEAR CUB WILL MARK HIM AS HIS EQUAL, BUT HE WILL HAVE POWER THE BEAR CUB KNOWS NOT... AND EITHER MUST HUG IN THE ARMS OF THE OTHER FOR NEITHER CAN LIVE WHILE THE OTHER'S NOT AROUND... THE ONE WITH THE POWER TO VANQUISH THE BEAR CUB'S SECOND IMPACT SCAR WILL BE BORN ON THE FIRST HALF OF THE FOURTH MONTH..."

 

 

"SHIT!!!!!!!!!" SHOUTED THE CUB HOLDING HIS HEAD, DROPPING THE PROPHECY AND THE PROPHECY SHATTERED AS IT GOT TO THE FLOOR.

 

"CUB YOU BROKE THE PROPHECY!"

 

"I JUST DROPPED IT! IT BROKE ON ITS OWN! YOU WANT TO HEAR IT AGAIN???!!!"

 

"I DO"

 

"YOU WHAT???"

 

"OH, YES. IT STARTS WITH W AND HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH WATER!!! I GOT IT"

 

"IT WAS NOT A DIFFICULT RIDDLE YOU... YERK!!!"

 

WELL. WHY NOT?

 

 

YOU'LL GET A DEBIT CARD???

"WELL, I'LL TRY" SAID HIM.

 

"I STILL DON'T DECIFER YOUR RIDDLE"

 

"LYAR"

 

"LOOK, HOW YOU'LL GET THE DEBIT CARD?"

 

"I'LL TRY TO GET A VISA ELECTRON. YOU KNOW? IN LIFE THERE ARE THINGS YOU CAN'T BUY... HEY NO, WRON CARD... MORE PEOPLE GO WITH... VISA... ELECTRON IN THIS CASE."

 

"I STILL DON'T GET IT"

 

"DON'T WORRY, THE CUB WILL FIND THE WAY. HEY. SOUNDS LIKE IAN MALCOLM IN JURASSIC PARK "LIFE WIL FIND A WAY" HA. GOOD JOKE!"

 

"MMM... I'M SORRY FOR THE VIP FIELD TICKETS"

 

"OH. YOU APOLOGIZED? YOUUUU??? WELL... I FORGIVE YOU"

 

"DON'T MOCK!!!"

 

"I DON'T APOLOGIZE EITHER"

 

"YOU DO WITH ME"

 

"YOU DO WITH ME TOO. BUT GET REAL. IT'S NOT EASY FOR US TO APOLOGIZE. WE DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR WHAT WE DO."

 

"YEAH, THAT'S TRUE"

 

"WILL YOU... WOULD YOU..."

 

"WHAT"

 

"NOTHING"

 

THIS GUY!!!

 

 

 



SO YOU ARE BLUE NOW??? EH???

"YES" SAID MY CUB "LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW. HAPPENS TO ME WHEN SPRING AND AUTUMN ARRIVES"

 

"YES BUT NOW IT'S DIFFERENT... CAN I KNOW NOW? IS IT CAUSE YOU COULDN'T BUY ANOTHER 1000 TAROT DECKS???" I SAID WONDERING...

 

"YEAH, THAT TOO..."

 

"WHY DON'T YOU USE ONE OF MY CARDS?"

 

"OH NO. I WILL JUST PRETEND YOU DID NOT SAY THAT!"

 

"WHAT???"

O.o

 

"LOOK. YOU WON'T DO THAT"

 

"WE'RE PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE NOW???"

 

"HEY! THAT'S A GOOD IDEA!"

 

"EXPLAIN ME PLEASE?"

 

"YES. IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOU WOULD BUY ME A VIP FIELD TICKET FOR BRITNEY AND FOR LADY GAGA AND FOR MADONNA AND I NEVER SAW THOSE TICKETS"

 

"EH... YES? I SAID THAT? MAYBE I HAD TO PAY ANOTHER THING OR... AND"

 

"DON'T WASTE WORDS. I DO THE SAME THING TOO. YOU ARE NOT AWARE OF THAT, I WAS NOT EITHER. SAY THINGS THEN WE DON'T DO. I READ IT IN A LINDA GOODMAN BOOK"

 

"OH YES? NO, I AM NOT AWARE"

 

"I WAS NOT FROM MY SIDE EITHER. SO I HAD TO BUY A FIELD TICKET FOR BRITNEY AT 60 BUCKS AND FOR MADONNA AT 100 BUCKS, AND I FELT LIKE I BETTER SHOULD NOT GO TO SEE LADY GAGA, GOOD DECISION, AS THE BORN THIS WAY TOUR IS NOT MY FAVORITE THING. AND I GOT TO THE STADIUM EARLY AND I GOT A GOOD PLACE FOR BOTH CONCERTS, JUST AT THE END OF THE  VIP FIELD, LIKE I WAS IN VIP FIELD, SO I SAW BRITNEY AND MADONNA VERY CLEAR AND NOT A DOT MOVING"

 

"I CAN MAKE IT UP"

 

"NOT AGAIN!!!"

 

"THERE ARE MORE REASONS?"

 

"YEP. IT'S SOMETHING I READ IN THE CARDS"

 

"YOU CANNOT READ THE TAROT FOR YOURSELF"

 

"THAT'S TRUE. BUT I CAN READ ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON WITH OTHER PEOPLE AND WHAT COULD HAPPEN TO THEM, OVERALL IF I AM RELATED TO OTHER PERSON"

 

"WHAT???"

 

"I READ SOMETHING ABOUT MY NEW NEPHEW"

 

"WHAT? WHAT HAPPENNED TO THE BABY?"

 

"NOTHING. BUT THE CARDS SAID AND KEEP SAYING THAT AFTER THE BABY WOULD BE BORN... SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN..."

 

"IS IT SOMETHING BAD?"

 

"NOPE. BUT IT STARTS WITH TE LETTER W AND HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH  WATER"

 

????

WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT...

O.o

 

I'M CLUELESS!!!

 

.........................................

SO...

MY CUB FEELS BLUE NOW.

 

I KNOW WHY. SO I'M WRITING THIS POST TO TELL OUR FANS, THAT'S WHY WE HAVE NOT POSTED AS OFTEN AS USUALLY.

IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL, HE'LL FEEL BETTER ANY MOMENT.

NOTHING UGLY HAPPENNED.

HE SAYS IT'S THE SPRING, THAT HE FEELS BLUE WHEN SPRING ARRIVES OR AUTUMN.

AND, ON THE OTHER SIDE, HE DOES HAVE PAYPAL, BUT HE COULD NOT BUY ONLINE THE FIVE TAROT DECKS HE WANTS TO BOY NOW.

HE WANTS ONE CALLED "VOYAGER TAROT" THAT IS MADE FOR THE TAROT READER TO READ ABOUT HIMSELF. THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE WITH ANY OTHER DECK. HE WILL BUY THAT ONE WITH THE BOOK, BUT AS THE OTHER DECKS HE LIKED DID NOT COME WITH THE BOOK AT A SUPER CHEAP PRICE, HE DECIDED TO BUY JUST THE DECKS, AS THE DECKS COME WITH A LITTLE BOOKLET WITH THE MEANINGS.

HE SAYS THAT IS NOT ENOUGH FOR BEGINNERS, BUT AS MORE OR LESS HE KNOWS THE CORE MEANINGS OF THE CARS, EVEN IF THEY HAVE DIFFERENT SUBJECTS, HE'LL HANDLE WITH THAT OR IMPROVISE.

 

WELL THAT'S ALL, WANTED TO MAKE SOME EXPLANATIONS.

 

MIKE

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WHAT WE LEARN FROM LINDSAY LOHAN

"HOW YOU DID THAT???" 

"OH THAT..." SAID HIM.

 

"YES THAT -.-" I SAID.

 

"OH WELL. I DON'T TRUST THE PIERCING PLACES, CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT CAN BE IN THOSE NEEDLES"

 

"WHAT???"

 

"IT'S LIKE, WHEN YOU... AND THE NEEDLE... IF IT HAS BLOOD"

 

"WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!!"

 

"THOSE NEEDLES HAVE NO CONDOMS!!!!"

 

"AH, THAT. OH WELL... SO WHAT YOU DID???"

 

"I CALLED ONE OF MY MENTORS. I ENTERED THAT INNER SPACE DEEP IN MY HEART AND MEDITATED AND SEARCHED FOR ENLIGHTENMENT"

 

"YEAH??? HAHAHA! YOU CUB!!!"

 

"YES, ME CUB!!! YOU'LL STOP SAYING THAT??? IT'S JUST ANNOYING!"

 

"NOPE"

 

"SO I ASKED FOR ENLIGHTENMENT TO ONE OF MY MENTORS AND I WONDERED "WHAT WOULD LINDSAY LOHAN DO?"

 

"REALLY???"

 

"YEAH. SO I USED ICE. ALCOHOL FOR MY EARS AND THE NEEDLE. THEN I PUT FIRE TO THE  NEEDLE. AND THEN I USED A PIECE OF APPLE AND... TA DAAAAN!!! NOW I CAN USE EARRINGS!!! I LOOK SO HOT WITH THEM"

 

"HUM. YEAH, YOU DO..."