WE TOOK THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS!!!!!

 

"CUB, SUGARCUB, CUBCAKE... WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE???!!!"

 

"I WANT TO KNOW SOME ANSWERS"

 

"YEAH??? SO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO PRIVATE SCHOOL???"

 

"UGH. NOPE."

 

"WELL THEN???"

 

"???"

 

 

 

"HEY, YOUR PRIVATE SCHOOL WAS WITH UNIFORM AND ALL, AND, YOU KNOW, LIKE ALL WERE BORING AND"

 

"NOPE. ALL SCHOOLS IN CHILE MAKE YOU USE UNIFORM. THE ONE OF MY SCHOOL WAS UGLY AND CHEAP. UGLYEAR THAN AN OTTO DIX PAINTING. YOU KNOW? I DUNNO HOW OTTO DIX DID IT, BUT HIS PAINTINGS ARE UGLY BUT YOU WANT TO SEE THEM. THERE'S SOMETHING APPEALING IN THOSE WORKS... ANYWAY"

 

"BUT IT WAS PRIVATE"

 

"YEAH, BUT THE IDEA OF MY SCHOOL IS TO BRING HIGH QUALITY EDUCATION, BUT NOT AT A VERY EXPENSIVE COST. I MEAN IT'S NOT 5.OOO BUCKS THE SEMESTER. BY THEN WAS LIKE 100 BUCKS A MONTH. NOW IT'S LIKE AT 200"

 

"???"

 

"IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT TO GET IN"

 

 

 

"OH. AND ALL WERE BORING AND HAD LIKE... NUN BEHAVIOUR???"

 

"NOPE. ALL THE OPPOSSITE. THE SCHOOL WAS TOO DEMANDING, SO TEACHERS UNDRSTOOD THAT WE DID NOT NEED MORE PRESSURE, THEY WERE VERY LIGHT ABOUT DISCIPLINE, AND NUN BEHAVIOUR WAS SEEN LIKE THE MOST STUPID THING IN THE WORLD, SO"

 

"HERE'S THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS... AND MIKE... PLEASE BEHAVE. WE ARE NOT WIZARDS AND IF THEY FIND OUT, THEY WILL KICK US OUT OF THE TRAIN"

 

"ALRIGHT"

 

"I MEAN IT"

 

"WHY YOU WANT TO WO TO HOGWARTS?"

 

"YOU'LL SEE. AND AS I KNOW, EVRYONE WANTS TO GO THERE"

 

 

"MAYBE I'M NOT EVERYONE...???"

 

"LOOK, YOU'LL SEE. TRUST ME"

 

"HEY YOU ARE GONNA SEE THE HUNGER GAMES TODAY, RIGHT???"

 

"YES!!! ONE DAY BEFORE OUR FANS OF THE STATES!!! I CANNOT SAY THE SAME ABOUT CARRIE, I'M SO SORRY ABOUT IR BUT I HAD TO SEE THE CAMRIP, ANYWAY"

 

"AND IT WAS RATED PG-13, LIKE IT THE RUMOR OF THE CENSORSHIP AND THE GHOST OF, YOU KNOW, DICTATORSHIP OVER THE PRESIDENT WENT OT MOUTH TO MOUTH AND... ANYWAY"

 

"SO YOU ARE A BOURGEOIS BOHEMIAN, CUB"

 

"YES. MY FAMILY HAS A BOURGEOIS BEHAVIOUR IN SOCIAL LIFE, BUT THEY ARE LEFT WINGED. SO AM I, BUT CAPITALIST TOO, THAT, CHILEANS DON'T UNDERSTAND. THEY THINK IF YOU ARE LEFT WINGED YOU HAVE TO HATE MONEY AND EVEN BE POOR"

 

"THAT'S JUST ABSURD"

 

"WELL, I'M CAPITALIST AND LEFT WINGED, GUESS THAT MEANS LIBERAL. YOU KNOW I WANT TO BE A FASHION DESIGNER, AND THEREFORE, HAVE AN EMPIRE SOMEDAY. I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST MONEY"

 

"OH, I SEE"

 

"YOU KNOW? MY SISTER USED TO PROTEST FOR EDUCATION WHEN THAT WAS NOT IN FASHION LIKE NOW. I USED TO TALK TO HER, AND I WOULD TELL HER NOT TO DO THAT. BUT SHE WAS LIKE "I FIGHT FOR MY RIGHTS AND WHAT I BELIEVE!!!". IT WAS DANGEROUS BY THEN. NOW ALL GEN YERS HAVE SMARTPHONES AND AS SMARTPHONES HAVE CAMERAS, YOU CAN RECORD AND UPLOAD A LOT OF THINGS, SO IT'S NOT THE SAME THING"

 

"UH, OH... I SEE"

 

"WE ARRIVED"

 

"CUB... I LOVE YOU"

 

"???"

 

"WHAT?"

 

"I LOVE YOU TOO"

 

"THESE WINGED PIGS ARE JUST A JOKE, LIKE ANYTHING ELSE HERE AT HOGWARTS"

 

"CUB, HOGWARTS IS A DANGEROUS PLACE. HAGRID SAID IT WAS THE SAFEST PLACE ON EARTH. SO CLUELESS HE IS"

 

"WE DID NOT TAKE THE TRAIN TO NOT GET IN. IF YOU REALLY DID NOT WANT TO GO IN, YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT "BEFORE" WE GENT INTO PLATFORM 9 3/4. SO WE ARE GOING IN"

 

"???"

 

 

"WE ARE WIZARDS!!!"

 

"SHUT UP, MIKE!!!"

 

"WHAT???"

 

"MIKE, I NEED TO TALK TO MC GONAGALL"

 

"WHY???"

 

"CAUSE SHE IS TOUGH AND HAS CHARACTER, BUT WE ALL NOW SHE IS VERY GOOD AT HEART, COME WITH ME"

 

"NOPE"

 

"LOOK. I GOT THIS, JUST COME. YOU'R AFFRAID OF A WITCH???"

 

"OF COURSE NOT?"

 

"THEN I WONDER WHY YOU WOULD NOT COME WITH ME TO TALK TO HER"

 

"I CAN GO AND I WILL"

 

"PROFESSOR MC GONAGALL, WE THINK WE ARE WIZARDS AND WE ARE NOT SURE"

 

WHAT HE'S DOING???

 

"WIZARDS?" SAID MC GONAGALL

 

"WELL, THERE'S SOME MAGIC IN US SO, WE WONDER IF WE'RE WIZARDS. WE THINK THE SORTING HAT CAN ANSWER THAT QUESTION"

 

"HOW YOU'RE WIZARDS AND YOU DON'T KNOW THAT" MC GONAGALL!!!

 

"WE CAN DO SOME TRICKS"

 

"LIKE WHAT???"

 

AND THE CUB TURNED HIS HAIR RED, WITH THE LITTLE BRAIDS AND HIS CLOTHES TURNED GREEN. AND HE STARTED TO SHOW OFF HIS COLORFULL PHEROMONES.

"OH, I SEE" SAID MC GONAGALL. "THAT'S ENOUGH PROOF FOR ME. WAIT FOR ME, I'LL GO SEEK THE SORTING HAT"

"THANKS, PROFFESSOR MC GONAGALL"

AND SHE LEFT

"CUB... WHAT... YOU'RE DOING???"

"I GUESS I KNOW SOMETHING BUT I WANT TO BE SURE. I GUESS I NEED VISUAL CONFIRMATION"

???!!!
SHIT!!!

"HERE'S THE SORTING HAT" SAID MC GONAGALL ON HER WAY BACK.

"I WANT TO KNOW FIRST" SAID THE CUB.

SO MC GONAGALL PUT THE SORTING HAT OVER HIS HEAD

"I SEE MAGIG INSIDE YOU. AND A LOT OF WISDOM. YOU CAN SOLVE AND MAKE RIDDLES. AND YOU PREFFER TO HANDLE SITUATIONS ON YOUR FAVOR IN A DIPLOMATIC AND TRICKY WAY OVER VIOLENCE. THERE'S A SENCE OF HUMOR AND OF COURSE YOU ARE FROM... RAVENCLAW!!!!"

 

"WELL" SAID MC GONAGALL "IT'S THE TURN OF YOUR FRIEND"

 

SO MC GONAGALL PUT THE SORTING HAT OVER MY HEAD

 

"YOU ARE SMART AND LOGIC. BUT IMPULSIVE, AND YOUR CHARACTER IS TOO STRONG. YOU ARE BRAVE AND COWARD, AS A LYON. IF YOU CAN FIGHT AND HAVE TO, YOU WILL, AND YOUR ELEMENT IS FIRE... YOU ARE FROM... GRYFFINDOR!!!!"

"YOU GUYS ARE NOT WIZARDS" SAID MC GONAGALL "BUT I CAN TELL THERE IS SOMETHING VERY PARTICULAR IN BOTH OF YOU. NOT ONLY MAGIC. I KNEW YOU WEREN'T WIZARDS, BUT AS YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU, I WANTED TOO. NOW I HAVE TO ASK YOU TO PLEASE GO BACK TO THE TRAIN STATION AND LEAVE HOGWARTS"

"YES, PROFESSOR." SAID THE CUB "AND... YOU'RE MY IDOL"

MC GONAGALL JUST SMILED AND WE LEFT.

WHEN WE WERE IN THE TRAIN ON OUR WAY BACK, I TOLD THE CUB

"YOU ALREADY KNEW YOU ARE FROM RAVENCLAW AND I AM FROM GRYFFINDOR, RIGHT???"

"YES, BUT YOU DIDN'T"

"WELL. THAT WOULD EXPLAIN SO MUCH"