"OH, GREAT, CUB!!! WE GOT LOST!!!"
"YOU SEE THAT FOREST AHEAD???"
"YEAH, GIVES ME THE CREEPS. WHY DON'T WE GO BACK?"
"YOU ARE... AFFRAID OF THE FOREST, MIKE?"
"NO, IT'S JUST..."
"???"
"FINE, LET'S GO THERE. WHY YOU WANT TO GO?"
"YOU'LL SEE"
THIS CUB. LIKE I'M TIRED OF SPOILING HIM. IS HE TIRED OF SPOILING ME?
"THIS IS LESS SCARY THAN YOU THOUGHT, EH???"
"WHY YOU WANT TO GO IN THERE??? CUB, LET'S GO BACK. I'M COMMANDING"
"YES. BUT FOLLOW ME"
SHIT!
"HONEY, SUGARCUB, CUBCAKE, LET'S GO BACK"
"IT'S JUST A BRIDGE! YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE WHAT'S FURTHER?"
"WHAT ARE YOU NOT TELLING ME?"
"WHY DON'T YOU GUESS???"
"GUESS WHAT??? I WANT TO GO BACK..."
"TREES DON'T BITE"
"I MEAN IT... CUB, CREME BRULEE, TIRAMISU, LET'S GO BACK?"
"YOU DON'T WANT TO GO BACK, WHY YOU'RE SO... NEVERMIND"
AND THE CUB TOOK MY HAND AND KEPT WALKING. AWEEESOOOOME!!!
"CUB YOU'LL TELL ME WHY YOU... YOU... YOU..."
"NOW YOU SEE IT?"
"YEAH"
"VISUAL CONFIRMATION. WHY YOU'RE SO STUBBORN? I WOULDN'T COME IN HERE, EVEN LESS IF I'M WITH YOU, IF THIS PLACE WAS DANGEROUS"
"YOUR... YOUR... HAIR... IT'S RED... AND YOU HAVE BRAIDS IN THE LEFT BACK OF YOUR HEAD AND... IN YOUR RIGHT TEMPLE... AND THE REST OF YOUR HAIR LOOKS DISORDERED, BUT GOOD"
"YEAH???"
"AND YOUR CLOTHES WENT GREEN???"
"THOUGHT I WAS JOKING... YOU ARE A MALE POISON IVY"
"YEP. GUESS IT'S ONE OF MY FAIRY-VAMP POWERS"
"BUT"
"MIKE, YOU DON'T THINK I'M REALLY TO DIE FOR???"
"GULP O.o KINDA...?"
"IT'S SO QUIET IN HERE... DON'T YOU THINK???"
"BUT..."
"HEIDI USED TO SAY THAT THE TREES WHISPER. I DON'T HEAR ANY WHISPER, BUT I CAN FEEL THE MAGIC OF THIS FOREST... IT'S LIKE A DREAM"
"CUB"
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT SECOND IMPACT. THAT WASN'T THAT TERRIBLE FOR ME"
"WHY YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS?"
"YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT. YOU KNOW NOTHING. SO I'M TELLING YOU. IT WASN'T THAT TERRIBLE"
"???"
"THERE IS LIGHT EVEN IN THE DARKEST PLACES. I'M LUCKY TO BE ON THIS EARTH. OVERALL NOW, EVERYTHING IS CHANGING FOR THE BEST"
"YOU WANNA STAY OR YOU WANNA GO BACK"
"THIS PHEROMONES OF YOURS ARE MAKING ME MORE NERVOUS THAN EVER BEFORE"
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED, MIKE"
"I WANNA STAY"
"KUSS MICH"
"SURE"
"IT'S GONNA BE LATE SOON. WE CANNOT STAY. NIGHTS ARE VERY COLD"
"SHUT UP"
