"MIKE... I WANT TO GO TO JEOPARDY"
"WHAT??? NO WAAAAAAYYYY!!! OVER MY DEAD BODY, YOU HEARD???
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"TODAY IN JEOPARDY WE HAVE TWO CONTESTANTS, MIKE AND CUB, LET'S APPLAUSE..." APPLAUSE " NOW YOU WILL HAVE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT..." NEVERENDING DRUMROLL "FRANCE SURVIVOR!!!" APPLAUSE
"WHAT??? NO WAAAAAAYYYY!!! OVER MY DEAD BODY, YOU HEARD???
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"TODAY IN JEOPARDY WE HAVE TWO CONTESTANTS, MIKE AND CUB, LET'S APPLAUSE..." APPLAUSE " NOW YOU WILL HAVE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT..." NEVERENDING DRUMROLL "FRANCE SURVIVOR!!!" APPLAUSE
"NOW, QUESTION NUMBER ONE. IF YOU HAVE TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS TO GET TO L'OUVRE, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY??? MIKE"
"EEEH" SHIT O:o I'M IN TROUBLE "CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO THE LOUVRE?"
"CUB?"
"YOU ARE FROM THIS NEIGHBOURHOOD??? COULD YOU TELL ME HOW I COULD GET TO THE L'OUVRE PLEASE, I BEG YOU???"
"AND THE CORRECT ANSWER IS FOR THE CUB!!! 1000 POINTS!!!"
HOW THIS CUB KNEW THIS QUESTIONS WOULD APPEAR IN JEOPARDY??? WE'LL TALK LATER!!! THIS IS MORE THAN EMBARRASSING!!!
"SECOND QUESTION. HOW YOU ASK FOR HALF A KILO OF HAM IN A STORE? MIKE?"
"I WANT HALF A KILO OF HAM, HOW MUCH IS IT???"
"CUB?"
"I WOULD LIKE A POUND OF HAM, PLEASE? HOW MUCH IS IT??? I HAVE THE COINS, DON'T WORRY"
"AND THE CORRECT ANSWER IS FOR THE CUB AGAIN!!!! 1000 POINTS!!!"
THIS CUB!!!
"THE NEXT QUESTION IS FOR 2000 POINTS. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? WILL MIKE AND THE CUB GET EAVEN???"
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS CUB!!!
"NOW THE QUESTION. IF YOU WANT TO BUY CHEESE, HOW YOU ASK FOR IT? MIKE?"
"I WANT A POUND OF CHEESE, PLEASE, I BEG YOU???"
"CUB"
"I WOULD LIKE A PIECE OF CHEESE, MEDIUM SIZE, PLEASE, AND THAT WOULD BE ALL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH"
"AND THE CORRECT ANSWER IS FOR THE CUB!!!"
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LATER
"DREAM OF MY DREAMS, FIRE OF MY LOINS, MY LOVE, MY SIN... THAT WAS... VERY!!! EMBARRASSING!!!"
"YOU GOT A PRIZE, WHY YOU COMPLAIN???"
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING"
"YOU WON'T HAVE TO BUY TOILETTE PAPER FOR A LON, LONG TIME, MIKE... WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL???"
"IT WAS HUMILLIATING AND IN FRONT OF A LOT OF CAMERAS!!! PLUS YOU GOT A LOT OF MONEY"
"I GOT TIRED ANSWERING THOSE QUESTIONS. THERE'S... TWO PEOPLE... HERE!!! YOU'TE ONLY THINKING ON YOU AND YOUR LACK OF NEED OF BUYING TOILETTE PAPER"
"LOOK!!!"
AND HE GRABBED MY WAIST AND KISSED ME
"I LOVE YOU BLOCKHEAD"
O.O'!!!
"EEEH" SHIT O:o I'M IN TROUBLE "CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO THE LOUVRE?"
"CUB?"
"YOU ARE FROM THIS NEIGHBOURHOOD??? COULD YOU TELL ME HOW I COULD GET TO THE L'OUVRE PLEASE, I BEG YOU???"
"AND THE CORRECT ANSWER IS FOR THE CUB!!! 1000 POINTS!!!"
HOW THIS CUB KNEW THIS QUESTIONS WOULD APPEAR IN JEOPARDY??? WE'LL TALK LATER!!! THIS IS MORE THAN EMBARRASSING!!!
"SECOND QUESTION. HOW YOU ASK FOR HALF A KILO OF HAM IN A STORE? MIKE?"
"I WANT HALF A KILO OF HAM, HOW MUCH IS IT???"
"CUB?"
"I WOULD LIKE A POUND OF HAM, PLEASE? HOW MUCH IS IT??? I HAVE THE COINS, DON'T WORRY"
"AND THE CORRECT ANSWER IS FOR THE CUB AGAIN!!!! 1000 POINTS!!!"
THIS CUB!!!
"THE NEXT QUESTION IS FOR 2000 POINTS. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? WILL MIKE AND THE CUB GET EAVEN???"
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS CUB!!!
"NOW THE QUESTION. IF YOU WANT TO BUY CHEESE, HOW YOU ASK FOR IT? MIKE?"
"I WANT A POUND OF CHEESE, PLEASE, I BEG YOU???"
"CUB"
"I WOULD LIKE A PIECE OF CHEESE, MEDIUM SIZE, PLEASE, AND THAT WOULD BE ALL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH"
"AND THE CORRECT ANSWER IS FOR THE CUB!!!"
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LATER
"DREAM OF MY DREAMS, FIRE OF MY LOINS, MY LOVE, MY SIN... THAT WAS... VERY!!! EMBARRASSING!!!"
"YOU GOT A PRIZE, WHY YOU COMPLAIN???"
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING"
"YOU WON'T HAVE TO BUY TOILETTE PAPER FOR A LON, LONG TIME, MIKE... WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL???"
"IT WAS HUMILLIATING AND IN FRONT OF A LOT OF CAMERAS!!! PLUS YOU GOT A LOT OF MONEY"
"I GOT TIRED ANSWERING THOSE QUESTIONS. THERE'S... TWO PEOPLE... HERE!!! YOU'TE ONLY THINKING ON YOU AND YOUR LACK OF NEED OF BUYING TOILETTE PAPER"
"LOOK!!!"
AND HE GRABBED MY WAIST AND KISSED ME
"I LOVE YOU BLOCKHEAD"
O.O'!!!
