"UGH, I COULD NOT FIND THIS VIDEOS SUBBED"
"YOU TRIED, CUB"
"WELL CLEARLY THESE ARE ART ATTACK PARODIES"
"WELL, JEROME IS AN ACTOR, SO HE IS NOT, THAT "MUTANT"
"YEAH"
"BUT YOU KNOW MIKE, AS MUTANTS ARE LEGAL IN FRANCE SINCE THEY CUT OFF MARIE ANTOINETTE'S HEAD, THERE'S A LIKE, "NEUTRAL" CULTURE IN FRANCE"
"???"
"THAT'S WHY THEY DRESS SO "MUTANT" BUT LOOK SO MALE. AND AS I KNOW, THEY DON'T USE THE 0 OR 6 KINSEY NUMBERS, LIKE THEY ONLY... "LIVE"... THAT WORKS FOR BOYS AND GIRLS... ANYWAY."
"WHAT?"
"WELL, TOO BRILLIANT COLOUR PANTS, OR BOOTS TILL THE KNEE OR PINK T-SHIRTS OR SHIRTS, AND THEY LOOK MALE, I DUNNO HOW THEY DO IT, BUT IT'S LIKE TRADITION. MARIE ANTOINETTE WAS ALIVE AND THEY WORE AMBIGUOUS CLOTHES. SO THERE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO'S WHICH NUMBER SINCE CENTURIES AGO"
"SOUNDS COOL"
"YEAH. WHAT A SHAME THEY HAVE THOSE RULES UNSPOKEN. IT'S JUST TIRING FOR ME TO SAY "PLEASE, I BEG YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, NICE MEETING YOU, HOW ARE YOU, YOU TOO, COULD YOU TELL ME HOW MUCH THAT COSTS PLEASE I BEG YOU?" UGH. LIKE I'M WAY INDIVIDUALIST, THAT DOES JUS NOT GO WITH MY PERSONALITY"
"YOU KNOW THAT CAUSE OF YOUR FRENCH FRIENDS OF THE THEATER, THAT IT'S TIRING FOR YOU"
"YEAH. WELL THE THEATER IS FROM FRANCE, BUT THE LEADER IS CHILEAN. HE IS A FRIEND OF MY FATHER. WHAT HE DOES IS NEO-DADA, I TOLD HIM, BUT HAS NOT MADE HIS HOMEWORK, SO HE STILL HAS NO IDEA. ANYWAY. AND HAS NOT TOLD ME YET IF HE'LL MAKE THE THEATER PLAY I WROTE FOR THE CHILEAN GROUP HE MADE LIKE A YEAR AGO. WELL, I'M POP, BUT POP IS THE EVOLUTION OF NEO-DADA. SO AS THE CHILEAN GROUP IS THE THIRD GENERATION OF HIS THEATER... WHY NOT? AND I WROTE IT FOR CHILEAN AUDIENCES. WELL, HE HAS NOT READ MY PLAY, AS HE'S A NEO-DADA ARTIST, I UNDERSTAND HIS IMPROVISATION METHOD"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK?"
"WELL HE WAS SURPRISED CAUSE HE WANTED ME TO GO ON STAGE BUT I DID NOT, AND THEN ONCE HE TALKED TO ME AND TOLD ME I DID NOT CARE ABOUT THE THEATER AND ALL, AND I JUST DID NOT SAY A WORD, BUT WHEN I GAVE HIM THE PLAY, HE NEARLY CRIED, WAS SO FUNNY"
"YOU'LL GO ON STAGE"
"I WANT TO. BUT THEATER PLAYS ARE AT EVENING AND THEN USUALLY THE GROUP GOES PARTY AND MY BIOLOGICAL CLOCK GOES TO HELL. IF I DID, IT SHOULD BE AT THE AFTERNOON"
"HOW YOU'LL EXPLAIN THAT TO THEM??? THEY WON'T BELIEVE YOU"
"I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. I WAS THINKING I CAN BE THE ART DIRECTOR AND MAKE THE POSTERS AND FLYERS, AND MERCHANDISING, AND OTHER THINGS, CAUSE THE CHILEAN GROUP DOES NOT LIKE THE IMPROVISATION METHOD TOO MUCH, AND I DON'T IMPROVISE"
"OH WELL"
"BUT I SO WANT TO GO ON STAGE!!!"
"YEAH. I KNOW THAT."
