"SO THESE TWO TAROT DECKS ARRIVED, I SUPPOSE THE OTHER ONES WILL ARRIVE THIS WEEK OR NEXT WEEK"
"I DUNNO, MIKE, THE VOYAGER DECK CAME IN A BOX WITH A LITTLE GUIDEBOOK, OR MANUAL, BUT I ORDERED THE MANUAL TOO, NOW WHAT I ORDERED AS MANUAL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. CAUSE THE MANUAL IS CALLED "GUIDEBOOK TO THE JOURNEY" AND WHAT I ORDERED THINKING WAS THE MANUAL HAS ANOTHER NAME."
"BUT YOU LOOKED IN AMAZON AND ALL, FOR MORE DATA, I DON'T GET IT"
"I EVEN CHECKED THE ISBN NUMBER, ANYWAY THE DECK I BOUGHT HAD ANOTHER IMAGE IN THE COVER. MAYBE I CAN GIVE THE OTHER BOOK TO ANOTHER PERSON AS CHRISTMAS PRESENT... BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK AT IT FIRST. MAYBE I REALLY WANT IT FOR ME, WHO KNOWS? AND THE HOUSEWIVES TAROT COMES WITH AN INSTRUCTION BOOK, WITH ALL THE CARD MEANINGS AND ALL"
"HAVE YOU BEEN BUYING MORE PRESENTS?"
"YES, I'M DONE WITH THAT"
"FOR WHO???"
"MY MOM, MY DAD, MY HANGED MAN NEPHEW, MY BABY NEPHEW. PLUS THE OTHER GIFTS I BOUGHT THE OTHER DAY. LIKE I ALWAYS BUY MORE PRESENTS FOR MYSELF, I HAVE VERY LOW SELF ESTEEM, YOU KNOW THAT"
"AND FOR ME???"
"A LEMON PIE"
"C'MON!!!"
"I DUNNO, WHAT DO YOU WANT???"
"A PERFUME???"
"YOU DON'T HATE THEM???"
"NOPE, JUST YOUR OBSESSION WITH THEM"
"AND IF I GIVE YOU THE VOYAGER BOOK I BOUGHT BY MISTAKE???"
"NO, I WANT A PERFUME"
"REALLY???"
"???"
"WELL, I'LL SEE... YEAH, I CAN DO THAT"
"YOU'RE LUCKY YOU HAVE THE VOYAGER DECK WITH THE MANUAL, NOW YOU REALLLYYYY NEED IT"
"YES!!!"
"YOU'RE WORRIED. I'M WORRIED"
"SHUT UP!!!"
"AND, MIKE, IT'S CHRISTMAS! BETTER GET INTO THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT"
"YOU LOOK OPTIMISTIC???"
"LET'S HOPE BIG MESS IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN"
"I LIKE THAT ATTITUDE"
"WHIPE THAT SMILE OUTTA YOUR FACE!!! BY THE WAY CARRIE WILL BE RELEASED THIS WEEK, HERE, IN THE ASS OF THE WORLD"
"I JUST LOVE U"
"???"
"I DUNNO... YOU KNOW? IN BRIGHTEST DAY, IN BLACKEST NIGHT..."
"KUSS MICH"
