"WELL, I'M NOT BUYING A LOT OF PRESENTS THIS YEAR FOR OTHER PEOPLE. CAUSE I TRY TO FIND THE BEST PRESENT FOR THE CORRECT PERSON AND... AND THIS YEAR IN OTHER OCASSIONS, LIKE BIRTHDAYS OR OTHER THINGS, I'VE HEARD "WHY YOU BOUGHT ME THIS???!!!". SO I'LL BE MORE SELECTIVE WITH MY GENEROSITY THIS YEAR... I ONLY ASK MYSELF "CANNOT THEY JUST NOT SAY THAT??? THEY HAVE TO? THEY HAVE THE NEED TO DO SO?" AND THEN I THINK, WELL, BETTER HEAR THAT HONESTY THAN HAVE THE IMAGE IN MY HEAD OF THE PERSON THROWING THE PRESENT TO A TRASH CAN "
"OH, I SEE. CUB. I AM SORRY FOR..."
"DON'T SAY SORRY, I TOLD YOU IT'S OKAY!"
"WELL OK OR WHATEVER, I NEED TO SAY I'M SORRY, ALRIGHT?"
SMOOOCH!!!
"ALRIGHT. LOOK, WE BOUGHT TOYS, YES I WENT WITH MY MOM, I HAD TO, OTHERWISE MY MOM WOULD HAVE BOUGHT BALLOONS FOR EVERYONE OR THE UGLYEST AND MORE EXPENSIVE THINGS"
"AH WELL"
"LOOK. FOR EXAMPLE THERE WAS A SPIDERMAN FIGURE AT 12 BUCKS, 40% LESS THAT'S 7 BUCKS AND 2 CENTS. AND MY MOM WAS LIKE "LET'S BUY THIS OTHER ONE AT 50 BUCKS!!!" SO I HAD TO EXPLAIN HER. AS I COLLECT TOYS I KNOW ABOUT PRICES. A SIMILAR SPIDERMAN IN A TOY STORE CAN COST 60 BUCKS, SO I HAD TO BE THERE, YOU SEE, PLUS I BOUGHT SOME THINGS. WE GOT LATE AND THERE WERE NO MANY THINGS TO CHOOSE BUT, THE CUB SOLVED THAT"
"YES. YOU CAN DO THAT"
"SO THE IDEA WAS TO BUY A LOT OF PRESENTS, THEREFORE, THEY HAD TO BE AT A GOOD PRICE, AND THERE I HAD TO CALCULATE THE FINAL PRICE, SO WE BOUGHT THIS. LOOK I HAVE A LOT OF NEPHEWS AND NIECES CAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF COUSINS, SO..."
THIS FOR A NEPHEW
THIS FOR ANOTHER ONE
LOOK THIS GUY GOT INTO BRAINWASH RELIGION STUFF
SO HIS MOM TOLD ME ABOUT IT AND SHE WAS WORRIED
SO I'M CHOOSING ZOD FIGURES FOR HIM SINCE THEN
FOR HIS REHABILITATION
FOR A NIECE FOR A NEPHEW
FOR A NEPHEW
FOR MY HANGED MAN NEPHEW
FOR MY BABY NEPHEW
AND NOW WITH I BOUGHT
THIS FOR ME, THE MY LITTLE PONY FASHION SET
RARITY AT THE LEFT, KARL LAGERFELD AT THE RIGHT
AND VOGUE EDITOR AT THE CENTER
AWEEEESOOOOOOOOOOMEEEE!!!
AND OF THESE I BOUGHT
TWILIGHT FOR MY SIS
AND RAINBOW DASH FOR MY COUSIN, THE MUTANT ONE
"YEAH, CUB, THOSE PONIES LOOK GOOD. WHY YOU LIKE MY LITTLE PONY?"
"REMEMBERS ME OLD HAPPY NO HOMEWORK TIMES. AND THOSE PONIES LOOK GOOD. MAKE ME FEEL HAPPY"
"???"
"WELL, LOOK. BEAUTY IS LEARNED? THERE WAS MADE AN EXPERIMENT WITH BABIES. SO THEY CHOSE GOOD LOOKING NANNYS TO TAKE CARE OF THEM, AND THE BABIES WHERE STILL AND HAPPY. THEN THEY CHOSE UGLY NANNYS TO TAKE CARE OF THEM AND THE BABIES CRIED"
"WHERE YOU WERE TOLD THAT???"
"AT SCHOOL OF DESIGN. NEVERMIND. THE POINT IS, WE FEEL ATTRACTED TO BEAUTY, IT HAS TO DO WITH HARMONY, HAPPINESS A LOST PARADISE AND ALL THAT. THAT'S WHY IT IS IMORTANT TO HAVE A LOT OF BEAUTY AROUND US. AND PLATO SAID THAT BEAUTY CAN RAISE YOUR SPIRIT, MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER AND EVEN A BETTER PERSON"
"???"
"MICHAEL?"
"YOU WERE IN ALPHA STATE YESTERDAY, NOT NIRVANA"
"???"
"YOU TALKED TO JOSH, RIGHT?"
"NOPE?"
"WHAT HE TOLD YOU"
"I'LL TELL YOU LATER. NOT YET"
"I <3 U CUB"
"I KNOW"
