"YOU KNOW MIKE? HERMIONE SAID THAT THE SORTING HAT DID NOT KNOW IF PUT HER IN RAVENCLAW OR GRYFFINDOR, BUT AT THE END THE HAT DECIDED THAT SHE WAS GRYFFINDOR FOR HER COURAGE WAS HIGHER THAN HER INTELIGENCE"
"I DID NOT KNOW THAT"
"THAT'S WHY SHE LOVES TO STUDY AND MAKES HOMEWORKS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, TO GET RID OF THE HOMEWORKS. PLUS SHE HAD PLANS AND IDEAS THAT WERE TOO SMART, AND SHE WAS THE KNOW-IT-ALL AND ALL THAT. JK ROWLING SAID THAT SHE WAS INSECURE, THAT'S WHY SHE WAS COMPETITIVE TO SHOW HERSELF SHE COULD BE THE BEST"
"???"
"IN SECOND YEAR MALFOY CALLED HER MUDBLOOD AND SHE CRIED. BUT IN THIRD YEAR SHE WAS OVER IT, SO WHEN MALFOY STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE MUDBLOODS AND HE SAID THAT HAGRID WAS PATHETIC FOR BEING A WIZARD, HERMIONE JUST PUNCHED HIM, INSTEAD OF SOLVING THE SITUATION WITH HER INTELIGENCE"
"OH, I SEE"
"LOOK, HARRY WAS A HORCRUX, THAT'S WHY THE SORTING HAT SAID THAT HARRY COULD BE A BETTER SLYTHERING STUDENT. BUT HARRY DID NOT WANT THAT AND THE HAT RESPECTED HARRY'S DECISION, SO HE WAS PUT IN GRYFFINDOR"
"WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS???"
"WELL HERMIONE WAS INTELLIGENT, SO IN YEAR FIVE WHEN THINGS WERE DIFFICULT AND NOBODY WAS DOING ANYTHING, SHE DECIDED TO MAKE THE DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY. WELL, HARRY POTTER IS ANTI-LITERATURE AND ALSO STEAMPUNK, SO THE PUNK SIDE OF THE BOOKS WAS SHOWN HERE, WITH HERMIONE MAKING DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY TO FIGHT AGAINST THE RULES OF THE SCHOOL. THAT ENDED WITH THE ILLEGAL INFILTRATION TO THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC. LIKE ALL CHARACTERS WERE ALL THE TIME AGAINST THE RULES"
"???"
"MIKE, YOU'VE READ ALL THE BOOKS..."
"YES?"
"C'MON"
"IT'S JUST YOU KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT ART, LITERATURE AND GLOBAL CULTURE. YES, YOU ARE FROM RAVENCLAW, HOW CAN YOU MAKE 1000 ASSOCIATIONS READING HARRY POTTER???"
"HAS WON A LOT OF PRICES"
"I'M SAYING: YOU'RE SMART"
"???"
"KUSS MICH?"
