"YES, I HAD TO, MIKE"
"???"
"HOW DOES IT LOOK LIKE???"
"LIKE THIS, TAKE A LOOK"
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"C'MON!"
"LOOK. THERE IS A LARDER IN THE BACKYARD AND A BATHROOM NOBODY USES JOINT TO IT. SO MY DOG USED TO SLEEP IN THE BATHROOM. BUT... IN WINTER, WHEN IT RAINED, IT BECAME AS COLDER AS AN IGLOO, SO SHE PREFFERED TO GET OUT AND GET ALL WET THAN STAY THERE, AND SHE WANDERED IN THE BACKYARD AND SOMETIMES CRIED, SO... I HAD TO MAKE HER A HOUSE"
"OH, I SEE"
"WELL. WHEN MY PET CAME HOME MY SISTER WAS LIVING WITH US, AND MY BROTHER DID NOT ANYMORE, SO SHE CAME WITH THE PUP AND SHE WAS YOUNGER THAN THREE MONTHS, WHICH MEANS SHE HAD TO SLEEP INSIDE THE HOUSE CAUSE OUTSIDE SHE WOULD HAVE DIED OF HYPOTHERMIA"
"REALLY???"
"YES, SO ONE NIGHT I WAS IN CHARGE AND ONE NIGHT MY SISTER WAS IN CHARGE. SO EVERY MORNING, DEPENDING ON WHO, WE WOULD SAY "TAKE HER OUT OF MY ROOM!!!" SHE ATE EVERYTHING, AND CRIED AND WOULD BITE US, AND... UGH!!!!"
"OH. THAT'S FUNNY"
"YEAH, NOW WITH PERSPECTIVE... AND IN THOSE THREE MONTHS I USED TO GO OUT WITH HER, AND IF IT WAS RAINING I WOULD PUT HER INSIDE A JACKET. THAT'S WHY SHE'S SO ATTACHED TO ME. SHE SLEPT IN MY ARMS. IT WAS... AMAZING. AND I DON'T KNOW HOW I DID IT, BUT SHE "HUGS" OTHER PEOPLE. SHE HAS SOME LIKE A PERSON BEHAVIOUR. SO WHEN WE HAVE VISITORS THEY GET REALLY, REALLY SURPRISED"
"WELL THAT EXPLAINS BETTER WHY YOU PUNCHED YOUR... BROTHER"
"YEAH... AND THAT WAS A LOW PUNCH, I HAD MERCY. LOOK. I BOUGHT MELAMYNE, POLYSTYRENE, CARPET, MDF AND SOME STICKS OF WOOD, AND ACRYLIC TO COVER THE MELAMYNE OF THE ROOF. I MADE A MINIMAL DESIGN AND EASY TO MAKE, I DIDN'T WANT TO SPEND A WEEK DOING IT. IT TOOK ME LIKE FIVE HOURS"
"OH..."
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"SO I PASTED THE CARPET OVER THE MDF FOR THE INNER WALLS AND INNER FLOOR. I PUT THE POLYSTYRENE IN THE MIDDLE TO MAKE THE HOUSE TERMIC, ALLOWING THE HEAT OF MY PET STAY THERE, THEN I PUT THE MELAMYNE IN THE ROOF, BASE AND OUTER WALLS, AND I USED THE STICKS FOR STRUCTURE. AND SOME SMALL STICKS UNDER THE HOUSE, SO IF IT RAINS, THE WATER RUNS BELOW. AND I USED A SHIRT FOR THREE DAYS, TO MAKE HER STAY IN THE HOUSE, AS SHE USED TO SLEEP WITH ME, I THOUGHT THAT WOULD WORK. THAT T-SHIRT IS BETWEEN THE MDF AND THE CARPET OF THE BASE."
"HELL.. YOU DID LEARN ONE THING OR TWO AT THE SCHOOL OF DESIGN...!!!"
"YES. WELL, SHE SLEEPS THERE NOW, WHEN IT RAINS AND MOST OF THE TIME. THE TERMIC THING WORKED VERY WELL, THAT MAKES ME VERY HAPPY AS I DID NOT KNOW IF SHE WOULD SLEEP IN THERE, AS SHE IS MOODY AND ALL..."
