OH NO NONONOONO!!!
I'M SURE I'LL FIND THE CUB, HE USUALLY COMES HERE ON SUNDAYS AND...
HERE HE IS!!!
"I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! REALLY SORRY!!! WOULD YOU FORGIVE ME???"
"???"
"CUB"
"ABOUT WHAT?"
"WHAT I SAID AND I... WAIT A MINUTE... YOU REALLY REACHED NIRVANA???"
"NOT YET... WHY?"
"LOOK, I SAID..."
"I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID"
"SO...? YOU'RE NOT ANGRY???"
"NOPE?"
"YOU DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR CELL PHONE... AND... I WAS WORRIED SICK... AND"
"AH... YES... THE BATTERY RAN OUT. YOU KNOW I HATE THE PHONE... SO?"
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE???
"MIKE, I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID"
"AND?"
"I FEEL COOL ABOUT IT..."
"WHAT???!!!"
"I'LL TELL YOU LATER, OK?"
"WHEN?"
""NOT YET?"
AND HE SUDDENLY HUGGED ME
"VATER, BRUDER, SOHN, WHY YOU WERE WORRIED SICK???"
???
"EHEM... CUB."
"FOOL, DON'T TALK LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW ME"
"I MISSED YOU ALL DAY I HAD TO BUY PRESENTS FOR CHRISTMAS, THERE WAS A SALE WITH 40% OFF AND... MIKE. YOU. ARE. CRYING?"
"NOPE"
"WELL THAT'S WHY I HATE THE FUCKING PHONE! GODDAMNED ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL!!!"
"WHAT YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME??? HEY? YOU'RE SMILING..."
"YES... I'LL TELL YOU LATER..." O.O "NOT YET"
"AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING"
"DON'T YOU SEE? IT'S THE PROPHECY"
"ONE MUST HUG IN THE ARMS OF THE OTHER... FOR NEITHER CAN LIVE WHILE THE OTHER'S NOT AROUND"
"CUB. YOU MEMORIZED THE PROPHECY?"
"MAINLY, YOU KNOW? I HEARD IT ONCE, NOTHING TO DO ABOUT IT!"
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE VERY ANGRY, AND WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY AND GO WILDE, YOU CAN SCARE... LIKE HELL!!!"
"MAYBE IT'S MY MISTAKE. I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU EARLIER. I UNDERSTAND YOU ALREADY FEEL PRESSURE ABOUT THE SUBJECT, SO NOW I UNDERSTAND YOU INSTEAD OF HAVING THE WILL OF, YOU KNOW, HITTING YOUR HEAD WITH SOMETHING VERY HEAVY"
"OH I FEEL SO STUPID!!"
"YOU ALREADY SAID THAT?"
"WELL, I WANT TO SAY IT AGAIN? I SAID IT B4???"
"I'M NOT ANGRY. AND DON'T FEEL STUPID. BE STUPID (BUY DIESEL!)"
"CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE JOKING ABOUT THIS"
"WHY SO SERIOUS???"
"???"
"I CAN'T MAKE A TIRAMISU IN FIVE MINUTES..."
"ALRIGHT..."
"BETTER GO BUY SOMETHING TO EAT. SHALL WE?"
"SURE..."
O.O
??????????????
WHAT'S GOING ON????
THIS SITUATION EXCEEDS MY EXPECTATIONS
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