I FINISHED MY DIET COKE AND FINISHED SMOKING MY CIGAR.
I WAS IN DOWNTOWN AND THE SUN WAS SETTING.
ALL OF A SUDDEN, SOMEONE PUSHED ME.
"YOU SCARED ME!!!!!!" I SAID.
"YEAH?" SAID MY CUB.
"OF COURSE! I JUST SAW A MONSTEEER!!!"
"LOOK. I HAVE ONE OF THESE" SAID MY CUB SHOWING ME A GOLDEN WONKA TICKET "YOU WANT IT?"
"YES!!!!!!"
"WHY YOU ARE DIFFERENT?" SAID MY CUB GIVING ME THE TICKET.
"WHAT???" O.o
"ON MY WAY HERE I OFFERED THREE TICKETS TO DIFFERENT PERSONS. THEY DESTROYED THEM, THEN INSULT ME, AND TOLD ME TO GET OUT OF THEIR WAY"
"AH. SO..."
"DON'T WORRY. I HAVE A LOT"
"WHERE???"
"IN A BANK BOX. BUT..."
"...THAT'S NOT THE POINT."
"YES. IT IS VERY DIFFICULT SO SAY "NO PLEASE" AND THEN GIVE THE GOLDEN WONKA TICKETS BACK? THIS... HAS SHAKEN ME"
"YOU'LL CRY?"
"OF COURSE NOT! I'M TOUGHER THAN THAT. OF COURSE THOSE PERSONS DON'T KNOW THAT, OR THEY WOULD NOT HAVE INSULTED ME THE WAY THEY DID... ANYWAY..."
"SO... YOU WANT A STARBUCKS HAZELNUT SKINNY LATTE LARGEST SIZE WITH SPLENDA???"
"SURE"
I SAID. AND WONDERED. WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE???
