"MIKE, THE OTHER DAY THE BUS WAS NOT PASSING AT THE BUS STOP"
"SO" I SAID.
"WELL. YOU SAY I HAVE AN -I DON'T KNOW I'M WINKING- SMILE..."
"EH... UH... HUM... YES. THAT IS JUST TRUE. WHY YOU ASK?"
"...MMM... AS THE BUS DID NOT PASS, I ASKED A COP WHAT WAS GOING ON... AND THE COP WAS SMILING TOO AND..."
"WHAT???"
"WELL.. HE HAD ONE BUTTON OF HIS SHIRT OPEN AND I SAW HAIR IN HIS CHEST. HE WAS LIKE... ABOVE AVERAGE TOWARDS GOOD-LOOKING. BUT I WANTED NOTHING WITH... HIM..."
"WHAT THE HELL???"
"AND THE COP SAID THAT THE TRAFFIC WAS STOPPED FOR BUSES THERE BECAUSE THERE WAS PEOPLE PROTESTING ABOUT A STRIKE OR SOMETHING, BUT THE PROTEST WAS OVER AND THE BUSES WOULD PASS SOON..."
"HE GAVE YOU HIS PHONE?"
"HAHAHAHAHA GOOD JOKE! NO HE DIDN'T. BUT. WHEN I STOPPED TALKING TO HIM, PEOPLE WERE LOOKING WITH STRANGE EYES. WHEN THE BUS PASSED AND I TOOK IT I REMEMBERED THAT YOU SAY I HAVE AN -I DON'T KNOW I'M WINKING- SMILE"
"AND YOU SMILE VERY OFTEN..."
"WELL WHEN I REMEMBERED THAT SMILE THING I FELT SO AWKWARD. YOU DON'T FEEL JEALOUS ABOUT IT???"
"OH... WELL.. AS YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME AND YOU ARE OUTGOING AND ARE ABLE TO TALK TO ANYONE, DOESN'T MEAN YOU TALK TO EVERYONE, YES, I FEEL JEALOUS, WHY?"
"THAT DOES NOT BOTHER YOU?"
"NO. I LIKE IT. I LIKE TO BE JEALOUS. AND YES, YOU ARE NOT AWARE OF THAT -I DON'T KNOW I'M WINKING- SMILE, CAUSE WHEN YOU SMILE YOU ARE NOT WINKING. BUT THE OTHER PERSON IS PRONE TO THINK OTHERWISE..."
"REALLY??? NOW I START MAKING QUESTIONS IN MY HEAD. THERE MUST BE A LOT OF PEOPLE CONFUSED SOMEWHERE"
"YES!!! SOMEWHERE!!!"
THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
