"MIKE, MY TOASTER BROKE"
"YES? SO?" I ASKED...
"WELL, IT'S LIKE ALL TOASTERS ARE DISPOSABLE. THIS ONE LASTED LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF..."
"WHY YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS?"
"OH... BECAUSE I RECYCLED IT..."
"SO YOU HAVE A RECYCLING MACHINE IN THE BACKYARD???"
"NO, BUT NOW I HAVE TO LIGHT A FIRE IN THE BACKYARD IN THE MORNING TO TOAST THE BREAD... YOU KNOW, THAT'S VERY PRACTICAL!!!"
"OH I SEE..."
"LOOK. THERE ARE A LOT OF COOL TOASTERS IN THE MARKET TO BUY. FOR EXAMPLE...
THESE TOASTERS WHERE MADE OVER THE RAINBOW
THESE ARE TOASTERS FOR BOYS
THESE ARE TOASTERS FOR GIRLS
THESE ARE HELLO KITTY TOASTERS
AS YOU CAN SEE THE HELLO KITTY TOASTER MAKES THE TOASTS WITH THE HEAD OF THE KITTY
BUT THERE ARE THESE OTHER TOASTERS
DARTH VADER TOASTER
MONSTER TOASTER POISON TOASTER
VOLKSWAGEN TOASTER MICKEY TOASTER
SPIDER-MAN TOASTER NEW YORK TOASTER
VALUES MUSHROOM TOASTER SMILEY TOASTER
WEATHER TOASTER
POCKET PRINT TOASTER
AND THE DESIGN TOASTERS
THIS IS ART NOUVEAU OR ART DECO
THIS IS A FLEXIBLE TOASTER
CONCEPTUAL TOASTER ONE LAYER TOASTER
TRAIN TOASTER VOYEUR TOASTER
COLOUR PRINT TOASTER SNOB TOASTER
ERGONOMIC TOASTER
VOYEUR TOASTER II
GIGER TOASTER
LET'S PLAY DOCTOR TOASTER
POCKET TOASTER KAWAII TOASTER
"SO THOSE ARE SOME TOASTERS. I THINK AS YOU CAN BUY A LOT OF COOL TOASTERS, IT IS BETTER IF THEY'RE DISPOSABLE"
"YOU THINK?????"
"YEAH!"
THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
