"YOU KNOW, MIKE" SAID THE CUB LIFTING HIS ARM TO DRINK HIS DIET COKE "THE OTHER DAY I WAS..."
"LOOK!!!" I SAID, DROPPING CLUMSILY MY DIET COKE "A CHILD IS WONNA BE HIT AND RUN!!!"
"WHERE??? MIKE..."
"THERE IN THE STREET!!!"
SO WE LOOKED AND THE CAR WAS GOING TO CRASH THE KID.
AND.
THE CAR EXPLODED ALL OF A SUDDEN.
WE APPROACHED TO THE KID TO SEE IF HE WAS RIGHT
"YOU KNOW, MIKE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE CAR DID TO THE KID BUT HE LOOKS BLUE AND LIKE A SHAR PEI DOG"
"YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT... AND HE HAS A NUMBER IN ONE HAND... KID... YOU ARE FINE"
"STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!" SHOUTED THE KID AND SUDDENLY... DISSAPPEARED.
"THIS KIDS OF TODAY!!!" SAID THE CUB.
"WHATEVER" I SAID SHOULDERS UP.
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN AN HELICOPTER APPEARED AND WE WERE KIDNAPPED.
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LATER.
"YOU GUYS ENTERED THE AKIRA PROGRAM" SAID A MAD SCIENTIST.
"HELL YEAH!!!" SAID THE CUB.
"GUESS WE'LL HAVE A LOT OF HEADACHES..." I MUMBLED
"YOU CAN JUST GO HOME. AND WE PUT YOU CIBERNETICS IMPLANTS"
WE LEFT THE PLACE AND WALKED DOWN THE STREET
"SHIT!!! I CANNOT BE MORE DIFFERENT AND NOW I'M A CYBORG!" SAID MY STUD "JUST LIKE PEOPLE WITH HEART PROBLEMS SO THEY HAVE TO USE A CYBERNETIC THING TO KEEP THEIR HEART MOVING, OR PEOPLE WITH COOL AND SPECIAL AUDITION"
"YOU THINK???"
"MIKE, FROM NOW ON, WHATEVER HAPPENS... PLEASE... DON'T CALL ME AKIRA???"
"ALRIGHT!!!"
