MY CUB, MY NIGHTMARE SUDDENLY APPEARED WITH A DIET COKE
"YOU'RE LATE" I SAID.
"THAT'S NOT TRUE! I'M 15 MINUTES EARLIER!!!" HE SAID IN AN ANGRY TONE.
"SO WHY YOU'RE ANGRY. DID I DO SOMETHING WROOONG???"
"NO. IT'S. SHIT!!! I WENT TO A BOOK STORE"
"THE SAME ONE YOU WENT IN SHORTS TO SHOW OF YOUR LEGS?"
"I DIDN'T SHOW OFF MY LEGS ONLY THERE, AND YES, THAT STORE..."
"SO?"
"LOOK. WHAT A GREAT IDEA THEY HAD TO CENSORE THE HUNGER GAMES BOOKS BY SELLING THEM AT 40 BUCKS IN PAPERBACK!!!"
"YOU BOUGHT THEM AT A VERY LOWER COST, SO?"
"WELL, THE SAME THEY DID WITH THE FUCKING SHADES!!!"
"YOU WON'T BUY THOSE BOOKS. NEITHER WILL I. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM???"
"SO THE FUCKING SHADES AND THE HUNGER GAMES GOT SOLD BETTER THAN M&M'S AND NOW, GUESS WHAT? ALL PAPERBACK BOOKS ARE AT 40 BUCKS!!! NOT EVEN HARDBACK!!!"
"AS NOBODY READS WHY YOU CARE?"
"IT'S NOT DEMOCRATIC. THAT'S IT!!!"
"ALRIGHT"
"NO IT'S NOT ALRIGHT. BOOKS WHERE WAY EXPENSIVE AT 15 OR 20 BUCKS. I DON'T LIKE THIS!"
"CHILL OUT... LOOK..."
"IT'S NOT COOL!!!"
"SO YOU WANT A STARBUCKS HAZELNUT SKINNY LATTE LARGEST SIZE WITH SPLENDA???" :S
"I... YES! AND LOOK. I UNDERSTAND HOW MOVIES ARE RATED IN THE STATES. SO...
IN THE BEGINNING IT WAS THE G RATING
BUT THEN THE G WAS NOT ENOUGH SO THE PG APPEARED
THEN THANKS TO THE MOVIE BELOW, THE PG-13 BECAME NECESSARY
THEN FOR ADULTS THE EXTREME RATING WAS R
BUT EUROPE CAME IN THE MIDDLE AND THANKS TO ALMODOVAR
THE NC-17 BECAME MANDATORY NECESSARY TO CREATE
THEN MOVIES WITH EXTREME VIOLENCE CAME TO THEATERS SO
THIS NEW RATING WAS CREATED
SO IF YOU WEAR AN AWESOME T-SHIRT YOU'RE RATED WITH THIS
BUT WHEN A MOVEIE HAS A VERY GOOD AUDIO YOU SEE THIS LOGO
WHEN A MOVIE IS WAITING TO BE RATED GETS THIS TEMPORARY STATUS
AND IF YOU SEE A SUNDANCE FESTIVAL MOVIE THE MOVIE IS RATED LIKE THIS
AS THERE IS LACK OF LOGOS TO RATE MOVIES WE CAN USE THIS GRAPHIC
THIS HAPPENS AT THEATERS DUE TO THE RATING SYSTEM
AND THESE ARE THE MOVIE FACTS FOR THE DARK NIGHT
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? NO MOVIE RAISE THE COST OF THE TICKET BECAUSE OF ANY OF THIS RATINGS, ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!!!"
"YOU REALLY CARE?"
"OF COURSE!!! YOU HAVE TO BE FROM THE CAPITOL TO BE ABLE TO BUY THE THREE HUNGER GAMES BOOKS, THEY'RE 120 BUCKS THE THREE!!! AND AS THEY SOLD OUT, NOW ALL BOOKS COST THE SAME!!!"
"IF YOU WERE MILLIONAIRE... YOU WOULD BUY THOSE BOOKS AT THAT PRICE"
"OF COURSE NOT!!!"
"WELL THAT MAKES SENSE. YOU'LL BUY AN EXPENSIVE GLASS TO DESTROY NOW???"
"BETTER A NINTENDO WII!!!"
