THAT BOY'S A MONSTER!!!

SO. WE WENT OUT. AND THEN.

O.O

THERE WAS A MONSTER IN MY BED!!!

ONCE MY BOYFRIEND WAS TOLD HE WAS A STUD AND HE LOOKED LIKE HE WOULD BREED BREAK APART

HELL YEAH!!!

THAT'S TRUE.

WELL PROBABLY SOMEWHERE MY CHEESECAKE WILL READ THIS AND THEN HE WOULD LIKE TO KILL ME FOR EXPOSING HIM THIS WAY.

YEAH o.O

I CAN HEAR HIM AS HE READ THIS AND SAYING

-_-' FFFUCK???

ANYWAY. FOR EXAMPLE HE GOES TO GYM. AND THERE'S A MACHINE THERE THAT MAKES SOUNDS WHEN YOU USE IT. HE ALWAYS REMEMBERS THAT, HE TELLS ME THAT MACHINE SOUNDS MORE THAN THE BED.

AND NOW I CAN IMAGINE HIM READING THIS AND SAYING.

O.O! -_- SUGAR????????

I DON'T KNOW WHY HW TRIES TO KEEP ALL THIS DATA HIDDEN AS YOU LOOK AT HIM AND OBVIOUSLY THAT'S A REAL THING, WONDER WHY EVERYBODY IS TRYING TO GET INTO HIS SHEETS???

SO I THING ABOUT ALL THIS AND I ONLY CAN SAY.

HOW LUCKY I AM !!! TT_TT

LOVE YOU SEXY!!! - VATER, BRUDER, SOHN - DREAM OF MY DREAMS, FIRE OF MY LOINS, MY LOVE, MY SIN.

WE LOVE TRUE BLOOD!!!

SO WE WATCH TRUE BLOOD. OBVIOUSLY IN TRUE BLOOD THE VAMPIRES REPRESENT GAYS, THAT'S WHY GOD HATES FANGS AND ALL THAT STUFF.

WE REALIZED TOO, THAT TRUE BLOOD IS ALICE IN WONDERLAND. AND SOOKIE IS ALICE. AND ALICE, LIKE DOROTHY, CAN BEFRIEND EVERYTHING THAT'S FREAK WITHOUT PREJUDICE OR JUDGEMENT.

WE CRIED WHEN THE RED QUEEN GOT KILLED AND... WE DON'T LIKE TO HEAR THAT SOOKIE IS A SLUT, CAUSE SHE'S NOT. SHE'S WITH ONE GUY AT A TIME, AND THEY ARE VERY GOOD LOOKING SO SHE IS VERY SELECTIVE. SLUTS DON'T DO THAT.

WE REALIZED TOO THAT THE BEAR CUB IS THE SAME THAN ERIC IN PERSONALITY, BUT WHEN I AM LIKE ERIC HE IS LIKE GODRIC.

HELL YEAH!!!

SO WHENEVER WE CAN WE SAY EACH OTHER:

:)

""""""""""""VATER, BRUDER, SOHN"""""""""""

TT_TT

MY BEAR CUB IS SO CUTE!!!

MY BOYFRIEND IN SHORTS SHOWED OFF HIS LEGS!!!

SO MY BOYFRIEND WENT OUT AND FELL, DIRTYING ALL HIS PANTS. LUCKY FOR HIM (UNLUCKY FOR ME TT_TT) HE HAD SHORTS IN HIS BAG. SO HE WALKED INTO A MALL, ENTERED THE WC AND CHANGED HIS DIRTY JEANS FOR SHORTS.

AND WHEN I SAY SHORTS IT'S CAUSE THEY WERE SHORT.

THERE'S A BOOK STORE WHERE HE HAS FRIENDS, ONE OF THEM, GIRL, TOLD HIM SHE WOULD KILL HIM. AND HE WAS TOLD TOO HE DARED COMING NAKED INTO THE BOOK STORE. THOSE GUYS THOUGHT THAT SAW ALL HIS LEGS, BUT THEY DID NOT. CAUSE THEY ARE BIIIIIG.

AND THEN HE WENT INTO A DEPARTMENT STORE TO ASK FOR PERFUMES, MAKING WINKS ALL OVER THE PLACE. HOW THE HELL HE LOVES THAT, HOW THE HELL I HAVE TO TAKE IT. BUT HE LIKES TO DO SO, SO... WHAT AM I TO DO???

TT_TT

I DUNNO, I STILL LOOK AT THE STUD MUPHIN AND ASK...

AM I REALLY YOUR FIRST BOYFRIEND????

O.o

I GOT MAIL !!!

MY BOYFRIEND SENT ME HIS---THIS? o.O E-MAIL...

""I'VE READ THE TAROT TO FOUR PEOPLE!!!

""FOR THE FIRST TIME I COULD READ THE FEY TAROT DECK I'VE BOUGHT TO SOME PEOPLE!!!

AND BY ---FEY--- HE MEANS ---ONE OF HIS 1000 DECKS---

o.O

""SO I STARTED THE TAROT READING TELLING THAT STORY ABOUT THE CAT YOU HATE SO MUCH

-_-'

""AND THEN I SAID THAT I HAD TO ACCUMULATE KI AND ASK FOR THE AID OF THE VIRGIN OF GUADALUPE, LOURDES, ETC. SO ONE GUY SUDDENLY SAID (QUOTE) "WHICH VIRGIN WINS TO ANOTHER". AND I SAID... I DON'T KNOW (SHAKING HEAD) AND THINKING... I THOUGHT ALL VIRGINS WERE THE SAME PERSON WITH (QUOTE) DIFFERENT CLOTHES???

XD

""SO THIS GIRL ASKED ABOUT LOVE BUT WOULDN'T LISTEN TO WHAT I SAID CAUSE SHE KEPT TALKING TO OTHER PEOPLE, AN AS I DON'T LIKE TO REPEAT, AND (QUOTE) -----I TRIED TO---- AND ----SHE WOULD KEEP TALKING TO OTHER PEOPLE--- O.O ???

""THEN SHE DIDN'T STOP ASKING WHERE THE GUY I WAS TALKING ABOUT IN THE CARDS WERE.

O.o

""AND I TOLD HER THAT I DIDN'T KNOW (HOW COULD I AS TAROT DECKS HAVE NO GOOGLE MAPS INCLUDED???)

""SO SHE KEPT TRYING TO GET OUT OF ME THE GUY'S ADDRESS, BUT (QUOTE) HEARD A DAMN THING ABOUT THE POSSIBLE PSICHOLOGICAL AND VISUAL ASPECTS I TOLD HER THE GUY COULD HAVE (???)

:)

""SO AT SOME POINT

COME ON, HERE HE GOES...

""I SAID... NO, YOU KNOW, NOW I CAN SEE IT. THE GUY IS... OUT THERE (MAKING AN UNCLE SAM POINT TO  A LOT OF PEOPLE) SO THE GIRL WOULD START ASKING OUT LOUD TO THOSE PEOPLE WHICH ONE OF THEM WAS, LOOKING EVERYWHERE. AND SHE ASKED ME AGAIN WHERE THE GUY WAS. SO I SAID, LOOK... I KINDA FEEL SOME KIND OF ENERGY SOMEWHERE, AROUND, IN GAS STATE OF MATERIA...
""THINKING (QUOTE) FRIEND, I CANNOT TELL YOU THAT CAUSE I DON'T THE HELL KNOW, GET THE HINT!!!

SHIT

""WELL AT THIS POINT OF HEALTHY HUMOUR, LAUGHING AND KINDA CRAZY POINT, I STARTED SAYING (QUOTE) (O.O!) YOU KNOW, I CAN HELP YOU... AND SAID (QUOTE) "MAKE HIM COME, MAKE HIM COME, NOTHING STOPS HIM COME!!!
"YOU ARE LA QUINTRALA!!!!
"AND EVERYONE AROUND, INCLUDING -ME- COULN'T STOP LAUHING OUT LOUD!

<3

"LATER EVERYONE COULDN'T STOP ASKING ME IF I WOULD GO TO A -MEETING-. SO I WOULD SAY I COULDN'T GO, WITHOUT SAYING WHY. BECAUSE THE REAL REASON WAS THAT THE NIGHT BEFORE I COULDN'T SLEEP ALL NIGHT BECAUSE OF INSOMNIA.

""BUT HOW COULD THEY (QUOTE) BELIEVE THAT ON A FRIDAY KNIGHT I DIDN'T SLEEP BECAUS OF 199% PURE INSOMNIA AND NOT ANY OTHER REASON, IN THE WORLD OF PURE MEAN IMAGINATION???

""GREETINGS::: BEAR CUB STUD MUPHIN HUNK.

NO WONDER WHY I THINK THE GUY IS FUNNY. <3 DREAM OF MY DREAMS, FIRE OF MY LOIINS. MY LOVE, MY SIN.

:)
<3 <3 <3

MY BOYFRIEND CAN'T STOP SAYING THE WORD "SHADES" !!!! (HELP)

SO MY BOYFRIEND SAYS THAT NOBODY IS HIPERSEXUAL, SO WHY THEY READ THE FIFTY SHADES? AND HE ALSO SAYS THAT NOBODY TALKS WELL ABOUT THE (READ THIS) """""THREE""""" BOOKS. SO WE WONDER WHEN PEOPLE LEARNED TO READ, IT WAS BACK THEN WHEN HARRY POTTER GOT PUBLISHED????

O.o

ANYWAY. SO EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT THE FIFTY SHADES AND MISTER CHRISTIAN GREY (THAT'S THE NAME? o.O )

WELL, THE STUD MUFFIN HAD NO BETTER IDEA THAN STARTED SAYING WE (I REPEAT """"WE"""") HAVE MORE THAN FIFTY SHADES. WE HAVEN'T EVEN READ THE THREE CRAPPY BOOKS!!!!! ( TT_TT SHIT!)

WHEN WE ONLY TIE EACH OTHER... FROM TIME TO TIME. I THINK THAT'S VERY NORMAL, AND YOU WHO ARE READING THIS BLOG, AND HAVE READ THE THREE BOOKS ABOUT THE SHADES, I WILL UNDERSTAND IF YOU CONSIDER US A PAIR OF HIPER-OLD-FASHIONED NUNS BECAUSE OF THAT.

SO NOW HE WANTS TO DRESS LIKE A COP, FIREMAN, SPORTS GEARS AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

ALL THE CONTENT OF THIS BLOG IS PURELY FICTIONAL, BUT SOMEWHAT INSPIRED IN REALITY, SO ANY RESSEMBLANCE WITH REAL OR FICTIONAL FACTS, IS PURELY AND INTENTIONALLY COINCIDENTIAL.

AND UNEVITABLE.

COULD YOU STUD MUFFIN PLEASE ----STOP!!!!--- SAYING THAT???

SO MY BOYFRIEND STARTED READING THE CLOW CARDS AND THEN WE SAW THE WHOLE ANIME OF SAKURA CARDCAPTORS. HELL YEAH! LOVE WATCHING TV WITH THE STUD HUGGING ME. PLUS WE WATCH WHAT WE WANT, SO WE ARE NOT ATTACHED TO TV o.O

THEN HE GOT A TAROT THAT HAS A COOL SUBJECT BUT AWFUL DRAWINGS, THUS, THE BEAR CUB DECIDED TO BUY MORE TAROTS, BUT THEY HAD TO LOOK COOL AND OTHER THEMES.
NOW, WHENEVER HE HAS THE CHANCE, HE SHOWS OFF ONE OF HIS DECKS. PEOPLE SOMETIMES GET SCARED ABOUT TAROT (I DON'T KNOW WHY AS PAPER AND DRAWINGS CAN DO PEOPLE NO HARM).
SO MY IMMACULATE SIN TAKES THIS CHANCES TO START SAYING THIS SHIT (YES, I JUST WROTE SHIT, TWO TIMES) WHENEVER HE HAS THE CHANCE.

HE TELLS PEOPLE:

TO READ TAROT, YOU HAVE TO DO IT IN SAINT JOHN'S NIGHT UNDER A FIG TREE, THEN YOU HAVE TO KILL A BLACK CAT AND THEN TEAR IT OPEN WITH A KNIFE (SHIT!!!), THEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE BLOOD AND INNARDS OUT (FUCKING SHIT!!!) AND ASK FOR THE MYSTIC ALMIGHTY POWERS OF UNIVERSE (DONE TT_TT FUCK THE FUCKING SHIT!!!)

HE'S TOLD ME THE STORY SO MANY TIMES IT GETS BORING.
AND I ALWAYS SAY: HONEY, DON'T YOU SEE YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF?
AND THE CUPCAKE ANSWERS: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING???
THEN WE BOTH SAY: HAVING YOUR HEAD!!!

IT'S SO FUNNY WE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. THIS GUY'S GONNA KILL ME.

IN BRIGHTEST DAY, IN BLACKEST NIGHT

THIS EVIL DID ESCAPE MY SIGHT. I KNEW IT WHEN I SAW MY BOYFRIEND SMILING, THEN JUMPING ON ME AND SAYING "PLEASE HUGE ME!!!". SOUNDED TO ME LIKE HE WANTED TO BE HUGGED HARD IN THE POURING RAIN (????) SOMETIMES LOVE IS NOT ENOUGH AND THE ROAD GETS TOUGH. BUT I DID KNOW WHY.

THE POOR FIRE OF MY LOINS CAME TO ME LIKE A SMILINGE PUP AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN HE WAS WETTING MY SHIRT WITH HIS TEARS. (AWESOME). AND HE TOLD ME THE WHOLE STORY.

HE WAS TOLD BY "THIS WOMAN" SOMETHING SO UGLY IT GAVE ME THE CREEPS :S
IT WAS SOMETHING ABOUT SOME LANGUAGE THAT THE STUD LEARNED TO SPEAK IN SIX MONTHS. I STILL WONDER HOW HE DID IT. AND THIS WOMAN OF AGE (?) HEIGHT (?) WEIGHT (?) GOOD LOOKING LEVEL (?), TOLD HIM THAT THE BEST WAY, NO MATTER WHAT SHIT (YES, SHE SAID "SHIT") YOU LIKE, MEN OR WOMEN, THE BEST WAY TO LEARN THAT LANGUAGE WAS BETWEEN THE SHEETS WITH SOMEONE WHO KNEW HOW TO SPEAK THIS LANGUAGE. SO MY BOYFRIEND IN HIS INNOCENT MIND ASKED HER HOW MUCH LONGER THAT WOULD TAKE. AND THIS WOMAN TOLD HIM THAT IT DEPPENDED ON HOW MANY TIMES AND OFTEN YOU GOT LAID, AND THEN SHE ADDED (TAKE YOUR PLAIN BAG!!!!), " 'CAUSE I KNOW HOW TO SPEAK THAT LANGUAGE... YOU KNOW?"

WELL, IT DID TAKE MY BOYFRIEND AN ETERNAL PAINFULL WAIT OF FIVE MINUTES STARING AT THE WOMAN, WITH AN "I HAVE NO CLUE" FACE, TO UNDERSTAND, THE WOMAN WAS MAKING HER BEST (AND MOST INSOLENT AND HURTFUL) EFFORT TO GET IN BED WITH ---MY--- BEAR CUB.

SO WE DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE GONNA BUY A LEMON PIE TO THROW TO HER HEAD OR SOMETHING. 'CAUSE IT TOOK ME MORE THAN AN HOUR TO SHEER HIM UP AND HE'S ALWAYS SO HAPPY.

DAMMIT!