MY BOYFRIEND IN SHORTS SHOWED OFF HIS LEGS!!!

SO MY BOYFRIEND WENT OUT AND FELL, DIRTYING ALL HIS PANTS. LUCKY FOR HIM (UNLUCKY FOR ME TT_TT) HE HAD SHORTS IN HIS BAG. SO HE WALKED INTO A MALL, ENTERED THE WC AND CHANGED HIS DIRTY JEANS FOR SHORTS.

AND WHEN I SAY SHORTS IT'S CAUSE THEY WERE SHORT.

THERE'S A BOOK STORE WHERE HE HAS FRIENDS, ONE OF THEM, GIRL, TOLD HIM SHE WOULD KILL HIM. AND HE WAS TOLD TOO HE DARED COMING NAKED INTO THE BOOK STORE. THOSE GUYS THOUGHT THAT SAW ALL HIS LEGS, BUT THEY DID NOT. CAUSE THEY ARE BIIIIIG.

AND THEN HE WENT INTO A DEPARTMENT STORE TO ASK FOR PERFUMES, MAKING WINKS ALL OVER THE PLACE. HOW THE HELL HE LOVES THAT, HOW THE HELL I HAVE TO TAKE IT. BUT HE LIKES TO DO SO, SO... WHAT AM I TO DO???

TT_TT

I DUNNO, I STILL LOOK AT THE STUD MUPHIN AND ASK...

AM I REALLY YOUR FIRST BOYFRIEND????

O.o